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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
TJ has spent the entire morning reading a journal aloud in a style that reminds me a lot of Stobe the Hobo. @Punitive Castration This would have brought a tear to your eye.

I am too lazy to edit a piano cover over this video unfortunately.

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Meanwhile Cole gave a shoutout to his buddy called Charlie and is now watching TJ reading aloud. Our hardworking detective might reflect on this in the future.
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She got mad saying IM NOT TRANS... No one thinks I'm trans!! The girl who did a pronoun check on day one sits up with the helpful comment of "I thought you were trans... That's why I asked for everyone's pronouns."
JC said this to Tay? I don't get why she would admit that when it clearly bothers Tay, not only because it's mean but also because she's risking having someone against her.

I'm still surprised JC has less endorsements than Meg. I feel indifferent about JC and Meg at this point, but JC's clearly better looking and actually talks, so it's weird to see her doing worse than Meg.
 
These Zoomie women talking about their horrible lives and broken brains and antidepressant medications saddens me deeply. Are Zoomers and Gen Alpha kids just completely boned? Is it over? Please tell me this isn't the norm

If it makes you feel better, this isn't the norm - these are not only extremely online people but they agreed to be on a livestreamed reality show with bathroom cams over Christmas. You're getting the absolute worst.

My hope is that Letty is being held back for later, she could probably just be brought in as a crew member at this point and come up with stuff. This made me laugh too, I'd like to see Sylvia talk to Meg.

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JC said this to Tay? I don't get why she would admit that when it clearly bothers Tay, not only because it's mean but also because she's risking having someone against her.

I'm still surprised JC has less endorsements than Meg. I feel indifferent about JC and Meg at this point, but JC's clearly better looking and actually talks, so it's weird to see her doing worse than Meg.
Meg said her hobby is harassing people online, and she was fucking with Jimmy last night subtly enough that I don't think he noticed, but got under his skin more than anything else has so far (other than being called the plant). Once she opens up more she's going to be a menace.
 
JC said this to Tay? I don't get why she would admit that when it clearly bothers Tay, not only because it's mean but also because she's risking having someone against her.
She’s a young college kid with limited life experience. She probably doesn’t see being trans as being an inherently bad thing so she didn’t realize she basically told Tay she looks like a dude.
 
Meg said her hobby is harassing people online, and she was fucking with Jimmy last night subtly enough that I don't think he noticed, but got under his skin more than anything else has so far (other than being called the plant). Once she opens up more she's going to be a menace
Now that you mention it...Meg was better spoken than JC and the other women on the life story challenge. I was surprised because that was the most I had heard her speak. I would love it if Meg ended up being a 4D chess bitch.
She’s a young college kid with limited life experience. She probably doesn’t see being trans as being an inherently bad thing so she didn’t realize she basically told Tay she looks like a dude.
Makes sense, I still have friends in SJW circles and to this day they still push the belief that a woman being mistaken for being trans is not offensive, and if you get offended, then it's because you don't accept troons as real women. Of course, back down here on Earth, everyone knows the real reason a woman would get upset at being mistaken as a troon is because you're indirectly saying "You look like a man".
 
Season 2, Day 3, ~10:40 AM FT
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and Megan are present, speaking in a hushed tone as to not wake anyone up.

They talk about how someone's been going through Megan's stuff and "stole one of [her] chips." She says "I know it's fucking Brian." Jimmy opens a drawer and says "Would you like to put on the burger king crown-" Megan smiles at this point "-so you can yell the n-word at him?" "Maybe, at some point" she replies. "True. If we yell the n-word too early then all the audience's eyes will bleed and... that's not good." Meg adds: "...or get bored too quick."

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Did anyone catch the whisper convo between Cole and Summer? I couldn’t get my audio high enough.
 
Cole has already said multiple times he doesn't trust the staff. As autistic as he is, he's very good at reading people imo. There are some types of autism that while the autist themselves is very awkward, they're good at sussing out phonies. The winning strategy for the crew here is to gaslight everyone around Cole in a way that doesn't tip Cole off that the staff is responsible, so he thinks everyone else is crazy.
I wonder if the staff/chat hadn't egged on his detective mode how perceptive/confident would he be? It's only day 3, and I'm expecting him to hyper fixate on something incorrect.
The Cole train can't be stopped, hop on and enjoy the ride.
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Summer update no one else mentioned
>Summer wears pants that are too bag and fall down very low, comes downstairs
>Jimmy sees her and makes some joke about her "doing it from the front"
>Summer goes up and changes
>30 minutes later asks jimmy to come upstairs into br2 to talk
>(br2 cam was down so did not see)
>Jimmy and her leave a minute later
>Jimmy runs into Brian and tells him that Summer has a line they can't cross with sexual jokes, and they can't make sexual jokes about her
pretty funny looks like she's standing up for herself a bit atleast? really annoyed camera was down, hopefully someone got the clip of what went on in br2.
 
Off to a great start I'd say. The fish are doing a great job of hiding any knowledge they might have of the concept/season 1. At times I was actually considering that maybe they managed to find some people who are in the dark. I miss the Goldstriker suit, but the potential for Sam to go Blood Meridian on the Fish is there. The house, as everyone has said, is excellent.

Cole: I get the love for him. An essential counter balance to Jimmy. Could be a major source of content in a likable package. Could also fall to the wayside. I hope he gets more assertive.

JC: I haven't see much of her, but I agree that she could be 'the infiltrator'. More on that later, but she has a potential role to fill. Along with Trish and Jimmy, seems to be one of the only Fish that might be capable of effective manipulation. I don't find her annoying (not yet anyway).

Jimmy: The hardest nut to crack. He is an essential nexus of energy for the show, but I could see him annoying the fuck out of me. He's a know-it-all politisperg. Which can be funny, but needs to be kept in check. In any case, he's certain to be a content driver so likable or not, he's a main character.

Megan: Nothing to say really. I haven't seen her do anything. I'm not writing anyone off yet, so maybe she'll come out of her shell eventually. Not annoying, not entertaining.

Shinji: Charmingly foreign character. People love him now for memey reasons, but he also has done some funny stuff. Hopefully his actual role will grow to match the fanbase's perception of him.

Summer: Another mix of annoying but interesting. As others have said, if she is able to grow and expand her presence, could easily become the main character. She already is one of the leads just by virtue of the content her anxiety has created. The voice is grating, but doesn't bother me as much as others.

Tay: What can I say, I like her. Nice and nerdy plain girl. She has the potential to stay in the background, but I hope that as conditions worsen and drama brews, she'll take on a larger role.

Trisha: One of the Fish most likely to 'play' the game by stirring shit. She can be nice and normal, but I think everyone can see the potential for shenanigans. Honestly I haven't seen much of her since it was just her and Shinji.

Brian: I missed his arrival and haven't seen anything from him except the meeting with Sam. Strong plant vibes. If he is, he seems much better at his job than fucking Damiel. Not much of a presence in my eyes.

TJ: The token sperg. The show needs one of these and he's filling the role well with his bizarre physicality. Basically the same as Josie but he's a man so he's never likely to attract much attention.
The infiltrator is in my opinion the weakest part of the show. Maybe they can pull it off, but it's more likely to fail. Season 1 was awful with Damiel, so they can't do worse than that. The thing is, if most/many Fish are familiar with the show, the whole point of having an infiltrator is largely moot. Everyone colludes with production in one way or another, so how is the plant significant? It'll probably be a content driver for a week or two but ultimately end up as a red herring.
 
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