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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Summer reveals that she brought a copy of Less Than Zero, the writer of American Psycho's first novel. It's set in the 80s and follows the lives of a bunch of young rich socialites. She also just called the movie Fight Club "essential." I honestly like her a little more because of this.
 
Summer reveals she brought a copy of Less Than Zero, the writer of American Psycho's first novel. It's set in the 80s and follows the lives of a bunch of young rich socialites. She also calls the movie Fight Club "essential." I honestly like her a little more because of this.
Letty had deeper cuts than Summer. Summer was just talking about how much she loves Fight Club but didn’t even know the directors name.
 
So who is making the daily update videos this time around? Lotan seems to have removed all his season one vids and isnt making s2
 
My first impressions of the show: It's pretty entertaining and it picked up a lot faster than Season 1. To be fair, wanting to be in the tank during the fucking holidays is something else. Because of this, the contestants are as fucked up as you expect. The popularity is measured through endorsements on the FT site.

S:
Shinji (I don't need to explain this one) [Most popular guy]
Cole (schizo detective mode is awesome)
Jimmy (ultrasperg straight outta /nupol/, gives content despite being one of the most annoying contestants, can't shut the fuck up, DROPPED THE HARD R)
A:
Summer (complete fucking mess, bar puke and her melty was pure content, probably one of the first people to go of their own volition) [Most popular girl]
B:
Brian (pretty chill, but is pretty normal in comparison to the others)
Tay (would be cool to hang out with, but pretty fucked up too)
C:
TJ (stimming, but boring otherwise)
JC (nothing special about her so far)
Trish (massive hoe)
Megan (was pretty boring, but she's opening up right now)
D: -
F: Jet (for being an insanely incompetent retard, learned almost nothing from S1)

I think that the people most likely to go first would be Summer, Tay or Megan. The guys are holding up pretty well so far.
 
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My first impressions of the show: It's pretty entertaining and it picked up a lot faster than Season 1. To be fair, wanting to be in the tank during the fucking holidays is something else. Because of this, the contestants are as fucked up as you expect. The popularity is measured through endorsements on the FT site.

S:
Shinji (I don't need to explain this one) [Most popular guy]
Cole (schizo detective mode is awesome)
Jimmy (complete sperg straight outta /nupol/, gives content despite being one of the most annoying contestants, can't shut the fuck up, DROPPED THE HARD R)
A:
Summer (complete fucking mess, bar puke and her melty was pure content, probably one of the first people to go of their own volition) [Most popular girl]
B:
Brian (pretty chill, but is pretty normal in comparison to the others)
Tay (would be cool to hang out with, but pretty fucked up too)
C:
TJ (stimming, but boring otherwise)
JC (nothing special about her so far)
Trish (massive hoe)
Megan (was pretty boring, but she's opening up right now)
D: -
F: Jet (for being an insanely incompetent retard, learned almost nothing from S1)

I think that the people most likely to go first would be Summer, Tay or Megan. The guys are holding up pretty well so far.
I mostly agree with your list despite it being a little soft. I'd drop Brian to C for now. And then drop Megan to D.
 
Letty had deeper cuts than Summer. Summer was just talking about how much she loves Fight Club but didn’t even know the directors name.
Letty was going bar for bar over /mu/-tier music with fucking Vance, the guy who was in shilling his silly songs there in 2013 at age 15. She would also manage to strike up a conversation with Jon about the bible and enchant him to the point where he's still seething over her "betrayal" to this day. How lucky they were to find someone like her for season one.
 
I did no expect Tay to handle the trans allegations that badly.

Weird how no one told her she looked like a tranny irl.
Jc thinking she's actually trans is really funny and a good burn.

Now that I think about it, did we have any TTS about Meg's weight?
 
Letty was going bar for bar over /mu/-tier music with fucking Vance, the guy who was in shilling his silly songs there in 2013 at age 15. She would also manage to strike up a conversation with Jon about the bible and enchant him to the point where he's still seething over her "betrayal" to this day. How lucky they were to find someone like her for season one.
seeing these contestants really makes me appreciate the s1 cast more. i don’t understand people that think this cast blows s1 of the water, i guess its just recency bias. megan, jc, tj, brian, and trisha are all extremely one note so far. still the rest of the cast is really good and i think as a collective they will work well.
 
seeing these contestants really makes me appreciate the s1 cast more. i don’t understand people that think this cast blows s1 of the water, i guess its just recency bias. megan, jc, tj, brian, and trisha are all extremely one note so far. still the rest of the cast is really good and i think as a collective they will work well.
Megan and Trisha have potential. Megan because she was able to troll Jimmy without being overt, and Trisha because the equivalent character from season 1 is Damiel.
 
It's easy to miss but CJ has been sitting in complete horror listening to Jimmy all morning.

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I did no expect Tay to handle the trans allegations that badly.

Weird how no one told her she looked like a tranny irl.
Jc thinking she's actually trans is really funny and a good burn.

Now that I think about it, did we have any TTS about Meg's weight?
JC said this to Tay? I don't get why she would admit that when it clearly bothers Tay, not only because it's mean but also because she's risking having someone against her.

I'm still surprised JC has less endorsements than Meg. I feel indifferent about JC and Meg at this point, but JC's clearly better looking and actually talks, so it's weird to see her doing worse than Meg.
To me, JC and Trish play to typical teenage zoomer girl stereotypes, the kind of girls that dudes online seethe about in high school. JC is kinda SJW type, with her pronoun and racism concerns, and Trish kinda comes off as the bitchy, duplicitous, shallow hoe. I can't imagine the fishtank demographic would find these two sympathetic, especially compared to Tay and Megan.
 
Season 2, Day 3, ~1:20 PM FT
Bedroom 3, The Bunk
Megan
claims to have pissed in a cup and considers hassling someone with it. She's smiling more than ever. "There's pee... in the cup... maybe I'll leave it in the bathroom..." TTS says she should hassle Brian. "I can't do it to Brian though... because he's sitting right next to his stuff..."

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Megan and Trisha have potential. Megan because she was able to troll Jimmy without being overt, and Trisha because the equivalent character from season 1 is Damiel.
yeah they all have potential for sure, i wasnt trying to shit on them too much. just trying to express that the s1 cast had some heavy hitters.

re: megan already establishing a pisscup for hassling.
she has absolutely seen the show, piss cup + the term “hassling” is too much for coincidence. my new theory is hat there are several people that have seen the show and believe they are the infiltrator. crew says theres one so everyone thinks theyre the special undercover character.

also fuck megan for trying to degenerate the antics into piss play on day 3, be more creative you fat bitch. i was really looking forward to seeing something besides food being poured on each other and piss being used as a weapon.
 
yeah they all have potential for sure, i wasnt trying to shit on them too much. just trying to express that the s1 cast had some heavy hitters.
I think that the house is so active compared to season one that ironically it's harder to stand out. I think that the fish will have a chance to shine when 2-3 are eliminated. Currently, in the smaller rooms, everyone is talking over each other. It has a wild house party feel. There hasn't been enough room for interpersonal drama. None of this is bad. Just a bi-product of a different environment/ more energetic cast.
 
Kinda insult to Jimmy to compare him to Jon. Jimmy has a based version of entire Wikipedia installed in his brain. This man could go toe-to-toe with Alex Jones.
 
The fact we are already at piss throwing at day 2 shows just how more active season 2 is. You know what was going on day 2 in season 1? Nothing. The fish sat around and did nothing for the entire day. I can't find the archives to back that statement up but I'm sure of it.
 
Jimmy put Monster Energy Drink in his coffee. His logic? "Monster is sweet and I have no sugar" Troonliegh pointed out that Jimmy used sugar free Monster so now he feels stupid.

/ourguy/ everyone.
 
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