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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Thanks @Punitive Castration for catching this last night on Day 2. Sam may have called Josie a "Stupid, stupid bitch" last night for messing up radio usage. Audio clip is that part with some noise reduction and gain boost as it's hard to make out the last part.




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Actually, I can't tell if it is Sam who said that and exactly what was said. Input appreciated if someone hears something/someone different.

Update: It's Jimmy fiddling with his watch, he says "Stupid, stupid watch." It kept beeping that night, including during the challenge. An anon on 4chan pointed it out. Appreciate it.
 
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TheDarknessGrows said:
Technical issues galore. What the fuck did they do to their website? It's all fancy and aesthetic and nonfunctional.

The room where all the people are doesn't load, but the others do so I can hear echos of conversations.
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For all of his tough guy persona Sam hires people because they worship him. Not because of their ability. Thus the wiggers struggling to carry out the maximalist style that is his brand.
 
Season 2, Day 3, ~3:20 PM FT
Living Room, Lounge
All ten fish are sitting around idly reacting to TTS, which has taken over their conversations entirely. Summer says some revealing stuff, like "I thought the viewercount was like, a hundred" and going "omurashi?!" when TTS mentioned it in reference to Shinji. A lot of messages are telling Jimmy to shut up (one told him to "lurk more"), being parasocial with Summer ("please puke in my mouth, Summer") or Tay, and showing general dislike for Brian. I think Brian might be bummed out by this notion, considering how he's the closest equivalent we have for Vance personality-wise this season and I'm willing to bet he was counting on that. TTS hated the plant last season, too.

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curbside2 said:
She's going to get booted like Jon for being out of pocket.
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It's not the same. Jon completely shut down and refused to participate in the challenges, meanwhile Summer has managed to continue participating in the challenges despite constantly puking. She may shut down in the future, especially if her meds run out (She only brought 30 days worth of them), so time will tell.
 
Blackstar said:
It's not the same. Jon completely shut down and refused to participate in the challenges, meanwhile Summer has managed to continue participating in the challenges despite constantly puking. She may shut down in the future, especially if her meds run out (She only brought 30 days worth of them), so time will tell.
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Surely they would get the meds for her if she runs out, i have a feeling more than half of the cast rely on meds

edit: its a new gag for Sam to feed drinks and food to summer so she keep puking? lmao, he just gave her chocolate after forcing her to drink
 
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Summer is puking AGAIN. If I was her I, would be worried if I had to puke everytime I am actually doing something

Lake Cresva Diver said:
jimmy struggling squatting 135 for 3 reps. the weakness on display here is disgusting. jimmy should stop hunting for femboys and become one with how weak he is
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>femboy liking faggot
>weakling
checks out
 
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Shinji was using some rod to mime having a penis and jacking off, he and Cole were cracking up, a true mans relationship with his weird japanese pervert friend
 
Say what you want about Summer, but she has that dog in her. She's still working out despite continuously vomiting and being force fed carrots and zipp water by Sam. I think we're just used to Letty's quiet determination, Summer wears her emotions on her sleeve so it's a different kind.

Summer is enduring a lot and still participating and that's far more impressive than a contestant who easily completes a challenge with no effort.

Edit: Betty has just endorsed Summer on twitter and my faith in Summer stocks have dropped MASSIVELY
 
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Lowercase I internet said:
Say what you want about Summer, but she has that dog in her. She's still working out despite continuously vomiting and being force fed carrots and zipp water by Sam. I think we're just used to Letty's quiet determination, Summer wears her emotions on her sleeve so it's a different kind.

Summer is enduring a lot and still participating and that's far more impressive than a contestant who easily completes a challenge with no effort.
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Is zip water an actual thing? I've never heard of it before and when I Google it, it just comes up with some faucet
 
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