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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
Only 3 days in and so much more has happened. Detective Cole investigating the house for clues and trying to find the plant, Jimmy being completely obnoxious making most people hate them, Summer throwing up constantly, crying, and eventually locking herself in a room, other contestants gossiping about each other, Shinji's prostitute stories. There's so much going on and it's hard to keep up.
 
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I think she realized she can't get attention with the room sealed off.
 
Vance 47 the shitter Agent 47 has been obviously tasked to egg on TJ. He's being Vance about it. This seems like a Jet idea.
I listened to a good amount of it. TJ more or less said that him being himself and laying low seems to work so far on the show. Ironically, Vance barely says anything to TJ but then tells him he needs to do more for the show to entertain people. I'm starting to feel like Vance and Josie are working on the show because the previous wiggers don't want to work on the show as hard as they did last season.
 
With how crazy Summer is she must be a GOAT in bed.
Speaking from experience BPD thots are always kinky as fuck and amazing in bed right up until you do something they don't like they never told you they didn't like. That's when they start doing shit like slashing tires and cutting up your clothes

That's why they make shit girlfriends. Avoid them no matter how much they call you Daddy.
 
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Tay is giving Summer a genuine heart to heart. It's too lengthy to type out. I will say that it says a lot about Tay's character and I feel bad for judging her harshly early on.
 
My favorite moment from today was after summer worked out, puked, and was laying quietly in the dark in b2. The house started making creaking noises (as most houses do from temperature changes) and she was being schizo and thinking it was someone on the other side of the wall trying to communicate with her in morse code. She started knocking on the wall, and even called out "is that morse code??" a few times. I wish I had the clip of it, she is actually retarded
 
Speaking from experience BPD thots are always kinky as fuck and amazing in bed right up until you do something they don't like they never told you they didn't like. That's when they start doing shit like slashing tires and cutting up your clothes

That's why they make shit girlfriends. Avoid them no matter how much they call you Daddy.
that and the second they get bored they're doing nothing anymore. it's a difficult type to have
 
My favorite moment from today was after summer worked out, puked, and was laying quietly in the dark in b2. The house started making creaking noises (as most houses do from temperature changes) and she was being schizo and thinking it was someone on the other side of the wall trying to communicate with her in morse code. She started knocking on the wall, and even called out "is that morse code??" a few times. I wish I had the clip of it, she is actually retarded
Someone with money who isn't busy with IRL stuff right now needs to do some TTS shinanigans to fuck with Summer. Like Vance's Schizo arc but for real. Let's go Summer. There are voices in the walls. It's time to wrap the bed in tin foil and cling film.
 
seems like they got a good cast and house for s2, hopefully they dont jet it up too much.
i think this cast will make content for sure.

i think Megan might be able to shine once she gets settled in.
i really like the cole detective arc.
schizoid jimmy will surpass jon.

its stupid to have josie and vance around, they picked some of the worst old fish to bring on. sylvia i think could do good in this role, letty might be good too.

i dont know if most of the production team really understand what makes the show work.

thanks for listening to my ted talk niggers.
Completely flustered at why is this post formatted as a poem.
 
i know summer personally very well (no i am not the black ex boyfriend) and can say for a fact she does have BPD but is not an ana-chan/doesn’t have bulimia. i’m guessing the vomiting is from anxiety , overexertion and not administering her meds correctly
What meds? Do you know what she's on? BPD is usually mostly treated with therapy because meds don't often work and the only med she has mentioned doesn't do anything except make children sleepy. She is very skinny so maybe it's capable of knocking her out for a minute but I'd be interested in knowing why she is so underweight and what medication Sam is keeping from her which most likely would be a legal liability so I doubt he would.
 
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