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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
CoolFool said:
Summer does a thing I absolutely loathe, and that's apologizing for everything. I get why it happens, especially why it's so common for women to do, but it doesn't make it any less irritating to hear. I just want to shake her and tell her to grow a spine.
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It is definitely a sign of serious self-esteem issues. She’s probably very used to being seen as a bother or nuisance to others and has developed a habit of apologizing as such. It is nice that Tay stands up for her and acts as an emotional support but it’s not something that Tay will be capable of sustaining once production starts ramping up the intensity level. She’ll do fine with people encouraging her at the start, but will suffer if she doesn’t make it a point to draw confidence from herself vs others.

Tay can be easily be frustrated when people come at her with insults but she’s really solid when it comes to not taking shit from the other fish. Her greatest strength will come from the rapport she can potentially build with the other women in the tank, particularly Megan and summer. Her advantage will slowly increase for every fish eliminated that isn’t those two, however summer’s later game value is still tentative.

Meg is mysterious, she had the look of a deer in front of headlights for almost 2 days straight but I think seeing summer have her episodes as well as seeing just how bizarre all the other fish truly are has helped her relax immensely. She is a Roblox troll so she has an idea of how to fuck with people. She may have an advantage if it comes to pushing people over the edge and it would be interesting to see her force a voluntary elimination. However, obviously physical challenges won’t be her forte.

Jimmy is an actual danger to the others since he has PTSD. If he flashes back, there is a real chance he could defensively swing at someone, I really hope that jet and crew at least look into proper methods to grounding someone experiencing a flashback.
 
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After Tay and Brian woke up TJ when they finished up their anti-semitism
 
WaltherPPGAY said:
Brian and Tay have more chemistry talking about Hollywood pedophiles while TJ snores in the middle of the floor and Trish watches from the corner than Trish and Brian did while sharing a bed.

The other team has gone back down to the bar and are relaxing, but Brian and Tay can't be stopped.

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Trish is a third wheel it seems like. Even at the bar, she would just stare at Brian at a distance.
 
It’s probably a gay ops but people on 4Chan are saying Sam used one of Jet’s personal stories about his dad to make a joke at the bar and the two are at odds with each other over it.

Edit: TJ is puking
 
If they manage to get King Cobra or Daniel Larson on it will become the best Christmas special ever. We will all be glued to our screens. I'm having a blast watching this shit right now. I hope all of you are too. It can only get better.
 
TJ pukes on the countertop, Ben checks in and keeps him on the straight and narrow.


 
Enoch Emery said:
It's over for TJ's Kidneys. Ibuprofen was deployed :(
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Appalled at the sight of Jimmy's autistic retarded drunken ass feeding TJ an ibuprofen two minutes after TJ puked all over the countertop. He really just stuck it into TJ's mouth and he swallowed it with some water. Ben stormed in and told everyone present to stop giving him pills and handing him ice packs. "You know, when I'm drunk I just go to sleep," says Ben. TTS grills Jimmy for this, who exclaims "he didn't drink it with alcohol, he drank it with water!" and Tay has to explain to him that that's not how it works and the alcohol that's already in his system is what's the issue here.

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Meg, Tay and Brian calling idubbz a pathetic cuck who took his wife's last name and probably gets pegged. Chat is happy.

Meanwhile, Trish is being as quiet as Meg was the first couple of days.
 
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"I've been here for 4 days, the more I look for an answer to that damn lock, I just get more mysteries to solve. Who trashed B3? Did Brian and Meg fuck? How do I stop Jimmy? who is the plant here? The staff has been on my ass wanting me to solve them, because I'm the only one who can. I'm Coleburning the candle at both ends here, I don't know how much I can take. All I know is this is the fishtank, it's sink or swim, drip or drown, and bitty, I'm fitted" ~Detective Cole's thoughts at the bar

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For the people interested in the shipping this season a TTS played for Cole at the bar saying something along the lines of "You're scaring away the hoes and letting the other guys take them.." Cole, being the autist that he is explained to the camera that Trish might think he's weird now but she'll think he's cool by tomorrow, and the only girl he truly cares about is JC. So in his words he is not, "scaring away the hoes."
 
Why do people do this anytime alcohol comes out? You're not going to get hurt taking ibuprofen and drinking. I don't care what the "science" says.

If you're a small child or 80 years old maybe. If you swallow half a bottle of pills, maybe.
 
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