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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I liked the idea that instead of being freeloaders, they'd just be brought in for one evening. Like Cobes coming in as a chef and preparing a feast for the fish.
 
JawnClawdVanDamn said:
I'm guessing Jon is the reason for the bartender, so no one chugs a bottle of vodka and runs into the woods.
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It's that, but it's also that they have an under-21 in the house so they need to make sure she doesn't get booze, and the bar provides a place for a type of socialization we didn't really get in S1, them hanging out at the bar just socializing is pretty fun to watch.
 
Logic said:
Updated endorsement totals as of 7AM EST

Cole - 1710
JC-267
Jimmy-822
Megan-269
Shinji-2359
Summer-885
Tay-582
TJ-249
Trish-294
Brian-350
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Updated Endorsement Totals as of 6:40AM just....Rerax... (Ordering from greatest to least)


(Please play this song while reading the stats...ty)

1st Shinji - 3296
2nd Cole - 1964
3rd Summer - 1271

Runners up:
Jimmy - 1065 - - -
Tay - 754 - - -
Megan - 603 ↑↑↑
TJ - 499 ↑↑↑
Brian - 433 ↑
JC - 366 ↑
Trish - 363 ↓↓

Summer sisters....we're doing just fine :)
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Logic said:
Runners up:
Jimmy - 1065 - - -
Tay - 754 - - -
Megan - 603 ↑↑↑
TJ - 499 ↑↑↑
Brian - 433 ↑
JC - 366 ↑
Trish - 363 ↓↓
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Second day i said Megan would be a worse Mauro and im surprised of being wrong, despite being the ugly fat girl she has carved a nice niche, and just in time, if she hadnt started doing shit and going up in ranking she probably would have been the one given those ultimatum challenges instead of JC.

I also love the each season a theme and cant wait for what they come up with, personally i want a military bootcamp themed season with Sam cosplaying as Hartman from full metal jacket:optimistic:.
 
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It's so hard to follow this show when you have a normal sleeping schedule, I missed all the drunken shenanigans. Reading on what happened and watching clips on X is fun, but it's not the same as seeing the full thing in context.

Shinji is my current endorsement, for all the obvious reason. He is high-energy, goofy and doesn't give a fuck.
I quite like Cole. His weird autism is cool, but he doesn't seem like he can handle a lot of bullshit, some weak bait TTS is already enough to make him tard-rage for a bit. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think he'd be able to handle the late stages of the show.

Logic said:
3rd Summer - 1271
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I know she has a lot of simps, but hopefully the majority of her endorsements comes from the people that enjoy seeing her being a complete girlfailure. Seems like she can't go a day without puking, breaking down, and spilling her spaghetti everywhere.
 
curbside2 said:
It’s probably a gay ops but people on 4Chan are saying Sam used one of Jet’s personal stories about his dad to make a joke at the bar and the two are at odds with each other over it.

Edit: TJ is puking
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Honestly Jet and Sam have had some kind of beef since Fishtank 1. You don't need to be a genius to notice Sam getting visably more annoyed and stressed at Jet as Fishtank 1 went on. Culminating in that last week of being shut in the room and Sam openly telling Jet to fuck off multiple times.

Then suddenly Jet becomes almost invisible in Sam's livestreams and videos. And in Fishtank 2 Sam and Jet have barely said a word to each other. It's all a bit too almond activating.
 
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Steinercard said:
Honestly Jet and Sam have had some kind of beef since Fishtank 1. You don't need to be a genius to notice Sam getting visably more annoyed and stressed at Jet as Fishtank 1 went on. Culminating in that last week of being shut in the room and Sam openly telling Jet to fuck off multiple times.

Then suddenly Jet becomes almost invisible in Sam's livestreams and videos. And in Fishtank 2 Sam and Jet have barely said a word to each other. It's all a bit too almond activating.
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Sam told Jet at the end of fishtank that he was proud of him for the show and stuff, which Jet included in the final edit of the show. I feel like Jet looks up to Sam too much to hate on him for shitting on Jet's "art" but if Sam really did use a personal story from Jets past (which seems realistic because of how pyscho his father is) then that's pretty fucked up.
 
Terror Sandwich said:
It's so hard to follow this show when you have a normal sleeping schedule, I missed all the drunken shenanigans. Reading on what happened and watching clips on X is fun, but it's not the same as seeing the full thing in context.

Shinji is my current endorsement, for all the obvious reason. He is high-energy, goofy and doesn't give a fuck.
I quite like Cole. His weird autism is cool, but he doesn't seem like he can handle a lot of bullshit, some weak bait TTS is already enough to make him tard-rage for a bit. Maybe I'm wrong, but I don't think he'd be able to handle the late stages of the show.


I know she has a lot of simps, but hopefully the majority of her endorsements comes from the people that enjoy seeing her being a complete girlfailure. Seems like she can't go a day without puking, breaking down, and spilling her spaghetti everywhere.
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i dont bother watching it live because these brainlet zoomers stay up all night. there are plenty of vods on youtube (with no annoying faggots doing commentary) around. you can skip to the entertaining parts or whatever you are interested in.
 
Battlecruiser3000ad said:
Like Cobes coming in as a chef and preparing a feast for the fish.
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Sorry, there's no chance in hell CobraJFS will come on the show. One of Jet's major gripes with the farms is some people here asking him to add Cobes, he's spoken about this before. He doesn't like the idea, and I think it's mainly out of spite for the Kiwifarms, because he has a soft spot for Jimmy judging by how he reacted to him attempting front flips in B3 and hyping himself up by yelling at himself last night. Jet went into the living room and reassured everyone the noise wasn't him punching walls, saying he's "misunderstood" and "would never do anything on purpose." I would say Jimmy is lolcow material and similar to Cobes in many ways, so it's just Jet being hypocritical again.
 
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Sam needs to give Cole a noir detective outfit and make him wear it the entire time. I require this absolutely kino while he’s being gaslit about there being clues
 
What is wrong with all these zoomers? I'm an older zoomer myself but even on my days off I am usually up around 6-8am. These niggas sleeping in every day and it is all of them, just like season 1 contestants. Don't they feel they have wasted their mornings getting up so late? And we're in the same time zone too so that isn't the issue.
 
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