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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Seanut Arbuckle said:
What is wrong with all these zoomers? I'm an older zoomer myself but even on my days off I am usually up around 6-8am. These niggas sleeping in every day and it is all of them, just like season 1 contestants. Don't they feel they have wasted their mornings getting up so late? And we're in the same time zone too so that isn't the issue.
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they all drank heavily until like 4-6 am today. every other day I was seeing a few of them up as early as 8am, and generally all have been up by 10:30.

compare that to season 1 where everyone but Jon was sleeping in until noon or 1pm most days
 
Seanut Arbuckle said:
What is wrong with all these zoomers? I'm an older zoomer myself but even on my days off I am usually up around 6-8am. These niggas sleeping in every day and it is all of them, just like season 1 contestants. Don't they feel they have wasted their mornings getting up so late? And we're in the same time zone too so that isn't the issue.
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They were up past 1
 
victim'victim said:
Is this him? I am retarded with faces. Am I extreme latemaxxing?

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Yes, that's him. It's the same studio as his masturbation porno, and it came out a few days after that according to that twitter account. It also matches what he described as the setup for the porno, and that it's more focused towards female viewers.

The trailer if you're into seeing bug people fuck.
 
Terror Sandwich said:
It's so hard to follow this show when you have a normal sleeping schedule, I missed all the drunken shenanigans. Reading on what happened and watching clips on X is fun, but it's not the same as seeing the full thing in context.
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Here are some clip channels I've been using to stay on top of what's going on when I can't watch.

Laugh Riot Clippings

Ah Geez Dood

Rocky Stream

React Simply

Tanked at Night

Newcomer a b seems pretty great with his Jon Benjamin voice and banger first vid about Fishtank's meta, plus daily wrapups (so far)
 
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Logic said:
This isn’t super smash bros for retards, stop fantasizing about lolcows being on set. It’s not the dream come true you think it will be.
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They already tweeted about wanting JFS and Larson goober. Obviously it's not about the lolcows, but having them for even a day or two to make life hell for the kids would be funny and you can not deny.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
They hated Jesus because he spoke the truth
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This is 100% correct and the simps wont acknowledge it. They traded their integrity for a simple popularity test. I would argue it bordered on illegal when they were rigging the games against Letty in the final few episodes. And to make things worse? They sent the wrong message. They gave incentive to be quirky and weird and have odd ticks. Instead of giving incentive to... you know... play the game.

So now Jet, Sam, the crew, and the audience are paranoid cast members are faking their odd quirks instead of embracing them like last season. I'll stand by that Letty has been the single best cast member of the show so far. She leaned into a character and the audience fell for it hook, line, and sinker. To me her getting 2nd prize money were Jet and Sam recognize she should have been the winner. And Sam spent the majority of his final speech giving Letty props.
 
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Seanut Arbuckle said:
What is wrong with all these zoomers? I'm an older zoomer myself but even on my days off I am usually up around 6-8am. These niggas sleeping in every day and it is all of them, just like season 1 contestants. Don't they feel they have wasted their mornings getting up so late? And we're in the same time zone too so that isn't the issue.
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Jetlag is a real thing, a good amount are from the west coast and such. They also kept the fish up pretty late on the first night and last night almost everyone was drinking heavily late into the night (again because of the crew).
 
curbside2 said:
This is 100% correct and the simps wont acknowledge it. They traded their integrity for a simple popularity test. I would argue it bordered on illegal when they were rigging the games against Letty in the final few episodes. And to make things worse? They sent the wrong message. They gave incentive to be quirky and weird and have odd ticks. Instead of giving incentive to... you know... play the game.

So now Jet, Sam, the crew, and the audience are paranoid cast members are faking their odd quirks instead of embracing them like last season. I'll stand by that Letty has been the single best cast member of the show so far. She leaned into a character and the audience fell for it hook, line, and sinker. To me her getting 2nd prize money were Jet and Sam recognize she should have been the winner. And Sam spent the majority of his final speech giving Letty props.
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Letty was the real winner and everything they were looking for, they really should keep letty around
 
Day 3/4 was amazing. Sam getting more involved in the project helped the show a lot. Instead of waiting for a week, the first 3 days were packed with content.

S:
• Shinji (the samurai still reigns supreme) [Most popular guy, 3,3k endorsements]
• Cole (the adventures of the schizo detective continue)
A:
• TJ (got fucked up so hard that he prayed to Allah, 2nd contestant to puke in the house, got a lot more likeable)
• Tay (redpilled as fuck, but is smart enough to hide her powerlevel as good as she can. Seems to be a pretty nice person)
B:
• Summer (continues to be a fucking mess, the crying gets really grating, the B2 blockade was funny as shit though) [Most popular girl, 1,3k endorsements]
• Megan (is a lot more fun to watch now)
C:
• Jimmy (getting really fucking annoying now, is a tryhard and gave TJ Advil while he was drunk. Thank god TJ puked the pills out.)
• Brian (most normal one out of the guys, very boring)
D:
• JC (Sam had to literally give her tasks so that she would do SOMETHING)
• Trish (barely talked in the Epstein challenge, vapid and boring)

F: Jet (it's very apparent he and Sam have a more rough relationship than in S1)
 
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