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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I was willing to excuse much issues from season 1 as growing pains. But jet has proved yet again he is incompetent.

Everything is fucked. Time will tell if people warm back up to each other and start scheming
 
Brian begged to stay on the show and proceeds to cheat in a elimination challenge. If Cole leaves then this is just a official shit show.
 
Brian kept talking about how pathetic he is while Cole seems to be having a minor panic attack over losing and probably getting kicked out, what an obnoxious nigger.
Kicking out Cole would be a mistake, he's not only more liked than Brian, but he has an actual personality.

Oh and everyone's in on it? They all know it's Sam Hyde and they're fans of his? This isn't looking good.
 
Steinercard said:
Bryan is now officially Cryan. Thus it is written.
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Just need someone to edit this poster a bit.
 
During the squats, someone (I forgot who, maybe Jet), told Brian to lift his legs up to make it harder for Cole which is something Cole has been doing to Brian the whole time. When he does this, Brian swings his legs up rapidly. The first time he does this, Cole almost falls over but bails out. The 2nd time, Cole and Brian fall over and they say DQ. It's pretty obvious that it was Bryans fault for causing Cole to fall over but they also didn't say who necessarily was DQ'd because of this. Maybe it's copium but I don't think Cole lost because of that, Brian caused him to fall but we'll see.

Either way I don't think either fish are genuinely getting eliminated from this. Note that Bryan has been going on about having a hard life and not being able to eat every day and having to go to soup kitchens. During the challenge, Cole had small whimpers and after the challenge he whimpered a lot while on the floor, with Brian going on about how hard his life is and that he deserves it or whatever.

Whether people found this gay or not, it's a very intense challenge that will most likely change the entire dynamic of the tank. Unless Bryan or Cole actually do get eliminated. With Cole being chill with everyone but JC voting against him or Bryan winning and only JC being against that. I'm really surprised at how early they're doing shit like this, especially with Summer already causing a bunch of batshit crazy events.

EDIT: Called it minutes before it happened, Bryan called out as a cheater. No one was eliminated (SHOCKER).
 
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Wouldn't it be a hilarious fuck you to us and the other fans if they just eliminated everyone before christmas? or even right after christmas? We started with 10 and before the week was over we're down to 7.

Summer's going to be so much worse if she leaves now. no way in hell do these dipshits have a way to get her back home before christmas. same with brian.
 
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After Sam comes in to judge the contest he reveals he knows Brian cheated but because Brian shilled "zip water" enough they are both being allowed to stay in the hell house.
 
Both cast members stay. Brian was called out for cheating. But I guess it was too messy to call a true winner. I imagine Sam would rather let Cole stay than eliminate him. But he didn't quite want to kick out Brian for a DQ. Sam can be soft so I bet Brian's pity party begging saved him.

Edit: Reminder that Brian is a welfare queen
 
Neither of them are getting eliminated, odds are it was probably due to Summer getting kicked out. Could be a standard reality TV gimmick when someone quits by themselves/gets evac'd before someone can get eliminated; pretending someone will get eliminated anyway, only to pretend they're being nice and letting both people stay. Nevertheless, Cole probably has a good idea of who he can trust at this point.

curbside2 said:
I imagine Sam would rather let Cole stay than eliminate him. But he didn't quite want to kick out Brian for a DQ. Sam can be soft so I bet Brian's pity party begging saved him.
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Could've also not planned to kick either of them out anyway, and just wanted to fuck with them.
 
curbside2 said:
Both cast members stay. Brian was called out for cheating. But I guess it was too messy to call a true winner. I imagine Sam would rather let Cole stay than eliminate him. But he didn't quite want to kick out Brian for a DQ. Sam can be soft so I bet Brian's pity party begging saved him.

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Cryan acted all humble in the bedroom then went downstairs to brag with the other fish that he "beat" Cole. What an absolute scumbag. I really hope this is going to lead to him getting fucked over.
 
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