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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
This isn’t the first time this happened either. The season one big Simmons reveal resulted in two fish leaving due to the intensity of said reveal. The fact that they didn’t take in to account that this would effectively cut off all real drama and tension from before and overwhelm JC is insane to me.

If JC leaving is true we just lost two of the few real things that remain after last night. Summers insanity and JC being unaware of season 1. Im still holding out hope that it recovers, but damn this was a bit of a fuck up on Jet’s part.
 
I think Brian screwed himself in the long run of this by crying he’s a poor broke boy who needs the game show to win. Now everyone is going to know he’s willing to stop at nothing to win and all his calm energy was just barely holding back his sperginess.
 
Betrayed by the one he loved, will detective Cole turn to the bottle like so many before him? Or will he dig himself out of the pit of despair to solve the greatest case of his life.
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Thread theme whilst Cole sobs. He will rise stronger than before and solve the goddamn case.
 
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ok seriously why is Cole so depressed? It's not like Summer was important apart from entertainment or that Sam will kick him out over the challenge.

edit: bitch is crying again lmao
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You can tell how everything went to shit after yesterdays revelations, the vibe is fucking dead now that everyone knows literally everything about the show, and the 2 most original fish (the clueless normie and the genuine schizo) are gone, now we have just 8 Sam fans .
I guess the freeloaders can savage this, how good did we have it....
edit: season 1 survived so they will probably save this one too, im just saying im gonna miss how it was the first days.

ok seriously why is Cole so depressed? It's not like Summer was important apart from entertainment or that Sam will kick him out over the challenge.
JC was his closest friend on the tank, he also probably had a crush on her too
 
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I think the crew fucked up with this one. We pretty much already knew Summer was gone from the show yet they still went with this fakeout elimination challenge which ended up being a lot more emotionally challenge for all of the fish which resulted in JC leaving too. Even Jimmy is quieter and the mood is EXTREMELY depressing. I think the mood would be completely different if they just left it at Summer leaving. If they wanted to have a gay elimination fakeout then they should've done a whole group challenge instead of forcing people to take sides and have 2 men do intense squats for 30 minutes. JET IT UP!

He says people in his home town don't like his family because they own a farm and are pretty well off while the rest is relatively poor.
Didn't catch this. Good insight as to why he's so upset now. I think Cole feels like everyone hates him right now, especially with Bryan yelling during the challenge that he has a silver spoon and that Brian deserves the money because he has nothing. I feel bad for Cole, mostly because he seems too innocent and gullible right now and he's completely exposed with no one really bothering to comfort him. Brian is probably bullshitting about a lot of his stuff and is just using basic appeal to pity tactics and it's working 100% on Cole.
 
Holy shit how long is this fag going to lay on the ground and cry for? What is it with these fish and the crying and whining about their lives?
 
jesus christ i just caught up with this thread. what the fuck is with the doom and gloom posting? two fish got kicked, and cole had to do some squats, who fuckin cares lmao, theres still eight fish and 35 days left.

let jet cook goddamn
 
I am shocked TTS isn't currently enabled, Cole is likely going to get immediately gassed up once they are.
 
JC was his closest friend on the tank, he also probably had a crush on her too
>did nothing for 5 days
I would say it was pretty obvious that she would leave.

jesus christ i just caught up with this thread. what the fuck is with the doom and gloom posting? two fish got kicked, and cole had to do some squats, who fuckin cares lmao, theres still eight fish and 35 days left.
people think it's over, they should ask themselves when it's going to start again
 
jesus christ i just caught up with this thread. what the fuck is with the doom and gloom posting? two fish got kicked, and cole had to do some squats, who fuckin cares lmao, theres still eight fish and 35 days left.

let jet cook
Simmons and Mauro were gone the first week. It's 6 weeks and 10 fish. It's going to happen. I do wish Summer would have stayed though, she was the content queen.
 
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Good of Plantation and Mcdonalds franchise owner Jebediah Goldstriker to go get Cole to bench with him. Heckin wholesome for real.

Seriously though fuck all the other fish and especially Cryan for that faggot two faced apology that he immediately starting laughing about. I hope Cole outbenches him hard.
 
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Holy shit how long is this fag going to lay on the ground and cry for? What is it with these fish and the crying and whining about their lives?
I posted this in the chat but I feel it needs repeating here.
I think Cole is most upset about his upbringing because he fears that he won't be able to live up to the standards his family has upon him. He thinks himself a failure.

Furthermore the 2 extra fish in the tank may have been some preplanning on jets part. Potentially betting that the first elimination, planned or otherwise. Might be intense enough to cause other fish to leave. This assumes jet has learned his lesson. Which has yet to be really seen. Let him cook. But hopefully everyone will become reacquainted with there real selves instead of the character they've been putting on for the last 4 days.
 
Is Sam walking around with a signal jammer in his pocket I swear every time hes on cams the stream starts stuttering nonstop.
 
Brian stated again a few minutes ago that he feels "really bad for scaring Summer," presumably by yelling right back in her face when she screamed at him in the downstairs hallway. I can see how you'd react like he did if you're not used to being around crazy people, it really takes it out of you. Even though Brian is a duplicitous douchebag, what he did looked like a knee-jerk reaction and not something done concertedly. I don't really blame him, there's a reason they kicked her out.
 
Is Sam walking around with a signal jammer in his pocket I swear every time hes on cams the stream starts stuttering nonstop.
There's actually a pretty simple reason for this. When he enters from the basement, Auto Mode starts following him around and thousands of people switch streams per second. I bet that's making the backend struggle quite a bit.
 
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