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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
DOUBLE_WHEEL said:
Just a couple of accounts that were maybe his under the name pingasbomb, a newgrounds were he tried to be a VA and a few /soc/ posts tranny hunting.
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To add to this, the tranny hunting /soc/ posts are almost certainly real, he actually shut the fuck up real quick when TTS alluded to it.
 
Something I noticed. Fooling around in the closet brought up Brian's endorsements. But it brought Trisha's down.
 
DOUBLE_WHEEL said:
All those people you argued with were proven correctly with this post. Learning that it was 13 year olds defending halo after all these years is very cathartic.
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Halo was best enjoyed by a 13 year old the same way the book Starship Troopers is. Military sci fi will always be cool. My first FPS was Half Life at age 3. So actual Baby's First FPS.
 
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Meg has been giving Jimmy the eyes and smiling ever since the upstairs talk. He's too autistic to do anything about it.

Chris comes down stairs and gets a standing ovation and chant from the cast. They call him BWC.
 
Worth noting there was some account posting literal hundreds of absolutely skitzo replies to Summer's twitter. Possibly she was accusing this account instead of anyone on the crew, but between the psychotic episode and the potential hack who knows what's actually going on there. Screencaps for the record though since both accounts are now deleted.
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Worth noting there was some account posting literal hundreds of absolutely skitzo replies to Summer's twitter. Possibly she was accusing this account instead of anyone on the crew, but between the psychotic episode and the potential hack who knows what's actually going on there. Screencaps for the record though since both accounts are now deleted.
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Is that @disabledUserHacked777
 
Content Coyote said:
Worth noting there was some account posting literal hundreds of absolutely skitzo replies to Summer's twitter. Possibly she was accusing this account instead of anyone on the crew, but between the psychotic episode and the potential hack who knows what's actually going on there. Screencaps for the record though since both accounts are now deleted.
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What kinda sad faggot do you gotta be to outschizo an actual schizo on twitter
 
Jimmy explains how he gets the ladies. He says he gives them beer or cigs and then acts polite. He says the most important thing is to listen intently and act like everything a woman says is mind blowingly interesting, no matter how dull it really is.

I find this advice funny as hell because I can't picture Jimmy being quiet enough to listen to anyone.

Jimmy then goes on to explain foreplay. Cringy because Ben is clearly yanking his chain but Jimmy sounds sincere in his "advice".
 
CoolFool said:
Jimmy explains how he gets the ladies. He says he gives them beer or cigs and then acts polite. He says the most important thing is to listen intently and act like everything a woman says is mind blowingly interesting, no matter how dull it really is.

I find this advice funny as hell because I can't picture Jimmy being quiet enough to listen to anyone.

Jimmy then goes on to explain foreplay. Cringy because Ben is clearly yanking his chain but Jimmy sounds sincere in his "advice".
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I can't imagine Jimmy has more than two bodies. And to be honest that's totally normal. But it shows that Jimmy still has a childlike understanding of what's cool.
 
CoolFool said:
Jimmy explains how he gets the ladies. He says he gives them beer or cigs and then acts polite. He says the most important thing is to listen intently and act like everything a woman says is mind blowingly interesting, no matter how dull it really is.

I find this advice funny as hell because I can't picture Jimmy being quiet enough to listen to anyone.

Jimmy then goes on to explain foreplay. Cringy because Ben is clearly yanking his chain but Jimmy sounds sincere in his "advice".
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Jimmy is absolutely right if you're just on the pull looking for girls at a club or the Pub. And you're reasonably put together and have low standards. But I doubt Jimmy's pulled any birds.
 
This is my first post here but I am a long time lurker, if anyone has any leads on how to apply for the next fishtank season let me know I am willing to quit my job and endure all abuse.
 
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