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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
It's kind of sad Meg's backstory is that she was raped, got raped, and then gained a bunch of weight and SRI prescriptions.

Cole was just convinced to kick a hole in the wall by TTS.

Edit: The TTS just said "Cole do it." And cole somehow took that as "destroy the wall." Jet is currently making sure Cole isn't losing his mind.
 
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Day 5/6: The first wall has been breached.
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Flustered Cole is currently telling Vance how there was a mystery and he could hear Jet's voice telling him to do it.
 
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Your Psychologist said:
Day 5/6: The first wall has been breached.

Flustered Cole is currently telling Vance how there was a mystery and he could hear Jet's voice telling him to do it.
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Season 2 definitely has had its downsides so far but the sheer insanity of the situation isn't one of them.

There's been like 10+ iconic moments in 6 days between Summer going full BPD schizo and puking all over the place and Brian banging Trish on live tv
 
Jet told Jimmy he needs to find a friend and do it soon. Cole said, "I'm thinking, Meg." Jimmy/Cole drama incoming?

Edit: Also, the best TTS yet. "Find the clues in Jet's ribcage Cole. I'll explain later."
 
Collections Agent said:
Season 2 definitely has had its downsides so far but the sheer insanity of the situation isn't one of them.

There's been like 10+ iconic moments in 6 days between Summer going full BPD schizo and puking all over the place and Brian banging Trish on live tv
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Does anyone have the clip of five minutes before, where he was lying on the floor, asking the TTS to make him do it and laughing like a madman?
 
curbside2 said:
It's kind of sad Meg's backstory is that she was raped, got raped, and then gained a bunch of weight and SRI prescriptions.
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Sadly this is a common response to rape if it isn't processed correctly. You can actually see this in action on KF. There's a minor lolcow in the death fat general thread (Search for 'Bekah') who was skinny, beautiful, and had a lot going for her in her life. Unfortunately, she was raped and her response to this trauma was to become an unhinged death fat. It's been tough for everyone on that thread to witness a completely normal woman rapidly transform into a grotesque creature.

I'm still waiting on someone to post the clip of Meg's rape confession, I missed almost all of it and only caught Jimmy's unhinged ramble afterwards.

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The past 24 hours:

Summer eliminated
Physical challenge between Brian and Cole ends with Brian cheating to win
JC takes a bullet for Cole and is eliminated
Brian and Trisha getting dirty in the closet
Meg and Jimmy hit it off
Cole slowly losing his mind and destroying a wall

Am I missing anything?

Also, new meta seems to be socializing. There wasn't any past the first week in the first season. But Jet made it clear it's becoming important in this one to cole. It seems like if Cole wants to say he needs to make things happen friends or foe wise.
 
CoolFool said:
Sadly this is a common response to rape if it isn't processed correctly. You can actually see this in action on KF. There's a minor lolcow in the death fat general thread (Search for 'Bekeh') who was skinny, beautiful, and had a lot going for her in her life. Unfortunately, she was raped and her response to this trauma was to become an unhinged death fat. It's been tough for everyone on that thread to witness a completely normal woman rapidly transform into a grotesque creature.

I'm still waiting on someone to post the clip of Meg's rape confession, I missed almost all of it and only caught Jimmy's unhinged ramble afterwards.
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its basically a coin flip for the mega fatty women on my 600-lb life if they were molested as children. a common reason they give is if they think they get big and fat they will get left alone
 
imbobdobbs said:
This is my first post here but I am a long time lurker, if anyone has any leads on how to apply for the next fishtank season let me know I am willing to quit my job and endure all abuse.
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Usually people apply here in the thread and Jet and Sam contact them via DM. A few of the season 2 fish started right here ITT. What the crew is looking for is your resume and a brief YouTube video telling a little bit about who you are, what you're passionate about and why you would make a good fish. You can also just upload the video here it doesn't have to be on YouTube.
 
With Summer and the asian gone there's pretty much no chance of simpbucks this go around. Better hope making it a friend simulator this time around works. Also there is a chance Summer was dropped off at the airport and she had another meltdown before take off and was kicked off the plane. it happens a lot more than you think and especially during the holidays there is no way in hell the blacks running the airport give a fuck now. Her barfing multiple times would set off a huge warning signal to the flight attendants too.
This Is Violence Now said:
What if it was like this and like 8 of them quit when Sam Hyde appeared cause they're libtarded. There is that risk.
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we literally just saw this happen with the one contestant that wasn't in on Sam Hyde's schtick. Even if she still doesn't know who Sam Hyde is, she's clearly enough of a normie that literally someone quoting anime sent her running. imagine how quickly this would fall apart if even more of them left before the end of week 1.
 
Noble Redditor said:
Usually people apply here in the thread and Jet and Sam contact them via DM. A few of the season 2 fish started right here ITT. What the crew is looking for is your resume and a brief YouTube video telling a little bit about who you are, what you're passionate about and why you would make a good fish. You can also just upload the video here it doesn't have to be on YouTube.
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I appreciate the reply but as I said I have been a long time lurker so I get your sarcasm but I'm serious.
 
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