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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
My working theory is that Brian couldn’t get it up and blamed TTS. I noticed he went out of his way to distance himself from Trish all night after the closet. Putting several people between him and Trish. There was even a moment where she was awkwardly standing behind him while he played cards. Impotency might explain his anger management and social issues despite being tall with good looks.
 
curbside2 said:
My working theory is that Brian couldn’t get it up and blamed TTS. I noticed he went out of his way to distance himself from Trish all night after the closet. Putting several people between him and Trish. There was even a moment where she was awkwardly standing behind him while he played cards. Impotency might explain his anger management and social issues despite being tall with good looks.
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he was just warming her up for shinji
 
curbside2 said:
My working theory is that Brian couldn’t get it up and blamed TTS. I noticed he went out of his way to distance himself from Trish all night after the closet. Putting several people between him and Trish. There was even a moment where she was awkwardly standing behind him while he played cards. Impotency might explain his anger management and social issues despite being tall with good looks.
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Someone came to the same conclusion and called Brian out on TTS. He dipped from the room as soon as he heard it.
 
Blitzsneed said:
>"hacking" shit (running through DB leaks and lucking out)
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there was an insta leak?
Blitzsneed said:
the "Super Monkey Ball" series being made by the Yakuza and by extension SEGA being full of them
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you sure this isn't a translation error? Yakuza the series was made by the dude that created Super Monkey Ball, also the Yakuza are super old, he would have been near the tail end of their huge membership era.
curbside2 said:
. Impotency might explain his anger management and social issues despite being tall with good looks.
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between this and the schizo girl and the asian sacrificing herself for the white dude she just met they're really playing up the 70s theme. Its like if Swingtown was actually good.
 
Season 2, Day 6, ~12:01 AM FT
Bedroom 1
Trisha is present, Brian walks in later. Trisha has been reacting idly to TTS, which keeps asking her to be the villain. "Do you guys really wanna see me be a villain? 'Cause I could fuck some shit up..." and when asked about Brian, she says "I was never gonna fuck Brian. He keeps wanting to cuddle and shit..." Brian walks in a minute later. TTS tells him to pull the beds apart already, Trisha just admits "I would rather not cuddle," so he says "that's fine, you can be honest" and scoots his bed away from hers. They go back and forth for a while thinking about who to fuck with, Tay and Megan's names come up a lot. Brian tells her that "Jimmy has something interesting set up in his room: tripwire." He considers that they could "fake power couple this shit" because both of them have the "mentality to fuck with these people." They make fun of Cole for punching a hole in the wall, calling him "such a weirdo." Trisha eventually leaves.

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Trish talking to TTS. Says she didn't kiss Brian for no reason. Trish said she did it for money, that the crew told her to do it. TTS says "The crew will give you a lot of money to have sex on camera", She said "Well, for a kiss on camera I'm already getting a lot of money. I wouldn't do sex on camera though...I don't know..." Trish honestly bores me, even her answers are boring.

Trish says that Brian is too persistent and keeps asking to have sex.

Trish asks the chat, "Do you guys really want to see me become a villain? Because I can fuck shit up." Reminds me of Vance, some how idk if this woman has it in her to actually do interesting stuff, but who knows.

Trish says she doesn't want to cuddle or do anything with Brian. "...But he keeps asking..." Girl, you're an adult, quit acting like you have no say FFS.

TTS wants to see her be the villain.

Brian finally stops avoiding Trish and comes into the bedroom, stating that all the other fish have gone to bed. Brian comes in and pushes the beds together, I'm sure Trish is thrilled with the thought of spooning again.

LOL the TTS tells Brian "Take the hint, she doesn't want to do anything, move the beds back". Brian asks if that's true and she weakly says yes, no offense.

Brian seems a little hurt and worried, and tells her she can tell him to fuck off if she's not into it. Trish assures him that she would definitely let him know if she really didn't want to anything. Guess Brian doesn't want to get MeToo'd.

Brian really is dumb, even after she's said she doesn't want to do anything, he asks again about moving the beds together. Shit is awkward, Trish clearly isn't into him.
 
Brian comes up stairs. He pushed the bed towards Trisha. They both start conspiring towards Tay and Megan. Trish tells Brian she doesn’t want to cuddle. Awkward silence. He pulls the bed apart.

Edit: Brian has been exposed as an emasculated cry baby with little physical strength today.

Edit 2: Trisha says she wants to go get some water. Clearly wanting some space. Retard Brian wanting to be emasculated on camera some more reminds her that she has some Desani. She insists on getting some anyway, leaving Brian to dwell in silence.

Edit 3: Brian endorsement dropped 100 in the past hour.
 
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Get the rope Macaulay! said:
you sure this isn't a translation error? Yakuza the series was made by the dude that created Super Monkey Ball, also the Yakuza are super old, he would have been near the tail end of their huge membership era.
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Sega is a manufacturer of pachinko machines and the yakuza are heavily involved in the operation of pachinko parlors to this day, even if they aren't involved in the organized crime the same families own and operate the same joints for passive income. A lot of gaming companies produced pachinko at one point or are currently producing pachinko machines. There's a huge intersection between vidya and yakuza because they're basically the bread and butter of Japan's gambling industry outside of horses.
 
CoolFool said:
Jimmy explains how he gets the ladies. He says he gives them beer or cigs and then acts polite. He says the most important thing is to listen intently and act like everything a woman says is mind blowingly interesting, no matter how dull it really is.

I find this advice funny as hell because I can't picture Jimmy being quiet enough to listen to anyone.

Jimmy then goes on to explain foreplay. Cringy because Ben is clearly yanking his chain but Jimmy sounds sincere in his "advice".
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To be honest, when it comes to barflies, he ain't lying.
 
curbside2 said:
Brian comes up stairs. He pushed the bed towards Trisha. They both start conspiring towards Tay and Megan. Trish tells Brian she doesn’t want to cuddle. Awkward silence. He pulls the bed apart.

Edit: Brian has been exposed as an emasculated cry baby with little physical strength today.

Edit 2: Trisha says she wants to go get some water. Clearly wanting some space. Retard Brian wanting to be emasculated on camera some more reminds her that she has some Desani. She insists on getting some anyway, leaving Brian to dwell in silence.

Edit 3: Brian endorsement dropped 100 in the past hour.
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Its like the average gay big brother shit except more autistic and trashy
 
Brian asks Trisha if she told chat that he couldn’t get hard. They were both told if they kissed they got money. If they fucked they get a shit ton of money.

What I think happened:

Trisha and Brian tried to fuck. The idea that they needed the closet closed just to kiss makes zero sense. They’d already kissed multiple times in front of the camera.

I think Brian couldn’t get it up and ignored Trisha downstairs. She went up stairs, after being ignored for long enough, and went villain mode. This after consulting the TTS.

When Brian was away from the rest he tried a reset upstairs. But Trisha went cold on him. The mood has been sub-zero ever since.
 
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