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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Brian and Trisha were just separated. I think because Brian was hinting for sex too much. Trisha made it clear shortly before she had people back home watching. And spent a bunch of extra time downstairs. So they sent Brian’s to B2 and Trish to B3. Brian is left to not regain his masculinity. There was a poll as I was writing this asking if Brian took it too far.

I don’t see how he recovers from this level of humiliation today. He’s physically weaker than lonely, autistic Cole. He’s impotent and blew it with the prettiest girl left. And he was split up by the wigger crew after desperately seeking round two. His only hope is that all the clippers were asleep and missed how desperate he got.
 
Think I have tallied over $1200 in just jaggotry with TTS tonight and that's probably with a few missed, people paying $50 a pop to reference shit from half a year ago that's not even a good spamming tool (seriously how have they not caught on to how mentally grating W7W7W7W7 and ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ are)
 
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Da R00D D00D said:
People are really invested in this season it seems. I go to check the latest /tv/ thread and it's only been up for 35 fucking minutes and already hit bump limit (750 posts) with 172 unique posters. Christ, has anything really even happened? in the past few hours?
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Half the posts I've seen in the /tv/ threads are just Letty, Josie, and Betty thirstposting.
 
The Tall Man said:
Audio still suck.
Jet you sponge brained retard, all you had to do is get an acoustic engineers to set this shit up for you?
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I'm still impressed they haven't even attempted to wire up stereo mic inputs for the cameras, having not-mono audio would improve the ability to track voices/pick up whispering/mitigate dB clipping from screaming tenfold
 
Enig said:
Think I have tallied over $1200 in just jaggotry with TTS tonight and that's probably with a few missed, people paying $50 a pop to reference shit from half a year ago that's not even a good spamming tool (seriously how have they not caught on to how mentally grating W7W7W7W7 and ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ are)
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I know it's not a good excuse, but there's a mission to spam at least 25 Js over TTS. There's also a mission to spam SFX. I hope and imagine most of the stupid spam is coming from missions meaning that it's being actively pushed by production.

You'd have to be retarded to pay large amounts of money to complete meaningless missions that don't give any real rewards beyond essentially cosmetics.
 
I honestly want Trish to become the villain. She currently doesn't have a personality and all she does is hover 10 feet away from Brian or Sam, and occasionally journal in the closet. Maybe she can team up with Cole secretly since the whole house is against him right now.
 
sum ting wong said:
I honestly want Trish to become the villain. She currently doesn't have a personality and all she does is hover 10 feet away from Brian or Sam, and occasionally journal in the closet. Maybe she can team up with Cole secretly since the whole house is against him right now.
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She doesn't even get any better when Drunk unlike TJ who comes out of his shell a lot when drinking.
She really is the most basic boring whore, she would probably fit in if this was a cast of big brother contestants but it's just a group of autistics with emotional trauma.
 
I think Brian is a weaselly piece of shit, but they need him to stay on for now. Unless Trish steps it up and assumes the villain role soon, there won't be anyone to create personal conflicts within the tank. Everyone else has become too likable since spilling their guts regarding past trauma and hugging it out.
 
Uncle Ted's Cabin said:
I think Brian is a weaselly piece of shit, but they need him to stay on for now. Unless Trish steps it up and assumes the villain role soon, there won't be anyone to create personal conflicts within the tank. Everyone else has become too likable since spilling their guts regarding past trauma and hugging it out.
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Production need to split up the "evil team" by any means necessary or we're going to get yet another repeat of everyone against one fish that season 1 was, except this time the loner won't stay the course.
 
Uncle Ted's Cabin said:
I think Brian is a weaselly piece of shit, but they need him to stay on for now. Unless Trish steps it up and assumes the villain role soon, there won't be anyone to create personal conflicts within the tank. Everyone else has become too likable since spilling their guts regarding past trauma and hugging it out.
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you have to remember we will also be getting freeloaders
 
The light near the bar starts shorting out (scary mode) and Jimmy starts talking in a Batman voice
 
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So on /ftl/ I was the one who predicted and scripted out the idea of the Wonka ending. (kudos Jet, one good thing you did faggot)

That said, I think Cole vs. Brian would be a very kino finale. The two are polar opposites in almost everything. Ones a introverted sperg, the other is a extrovert "chad" (lol). Cole had JC and lost her, Brian has Trish wrapped around his finger. The challenge yesterday proved two things to me, that Brian will just appeal to other people that he needs it while also trying to cheat his way to the top, all while Cole remains resolute and lone wolf's his way to the finale. Cole said himself that he would just forfeit the money previously to someone who needed it, but I think after yesterday he's really in it to win it, and won't forget that when it came to a elimination that Brian cheated to beat him. Would be a good battle of the wills.

Granted one of these dumb chuckle fucks could just up and leave next week. (probably Brian cause weak mind)
 
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