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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
She said she was paid a lot of money, did she really just mean in game currency?
Yeah, sorry, I don't know anymore. Some of the users willing to post recaps and comment on the show are doing so elsewhere while most others are not interested in S2 as much or at all. The crew is also taking down YouTube restreams which can usually be rewound a couple hours back, and have seemingly completely done away with the archives for this season. It's way tougher to sift through /tv/, Twitter and the Kiwi Farms all day. Let's just presume that whatever she's getting out of kissing Cole is not worth five thousand dollars, which is what JC would've asked for.
 
Brian is up stairs burying Cole. Trisha jumps from man to man with ease.

Edit: people called me optimistic. But I feel like the finale may be a slow build of Brian vs Cole.
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I'm 90% sure she was talking about Jimmy and Brian. She wanted Brian to confront Jimmy about being a creep and was talking about how she knows they're close but they'll have to duel someday.
 
The talk between Brian and Trish was the most cuck shit I've seen in a while. Brian constantly was trying to get Trish to admit she did it for the chips and definitely isn't into Cole. Multiple TTS were sent saying his dick didn't work and he never denied it. Trish is making him talk to Jimmy for her when she was literally eating the face of his rival less than 30 minutes beforehand. Basically Brian is completely ok with Trish making out with other men, and then doing what she asks afterwards.

First thing he asked was if they fucked and said that she was really good at acting like she was into Cole. I will say, having a woman sow seeds of discourse between the men of the house is pretty kino.


Edit: Soon after Jimmy and Brian talk it out. Brian tells Jimmy that Trish said (referring to her makout session with Bryan) "It was disgusting and repulsive." Jimmy is filled in on Trish kissing Cole for chips. Both of the cucks shake hands and agree on an alliance to get Cole eliminated.

The Cuck Alliance is real.
 
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Jimmy is telling Brian that Trish was shit talking him, his motivational speech, and how he was more forceful than Cole. Is this true? I didn't catch her and Cole's entire conversation, but what I did hear, I didn't hear her say that, every time TTS brought up Brian being pushy, she never said anything, at most she kind of giggled. I can't tell if Jimmy is telling the truth or trying to start shit.
 
Sorry for the slew of islamic posts, but Mauro posted this on twitter and I thought it was funny.
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Jimmy bitches to Brian and Shinji about Trish, and never mentioned how he was gooning under the third bunk bed. Then blames her for getting grits everywhere, despite being the fuck to bring grits in, and pout then on the bed.

And he huffs cologne.
 
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Gooning incident avoided
time for bar larp
tayleigh decides to save her chips and stays at her bunk while the other fish chill and hang out at the open bar
did anyone hear how much it costed?
EDIT: it costs 100

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Jet is providing additional chips to the fish for the bars "card games" later. GMABLING ARC
If they have no chips and can't pay "rent" by the end of the week they get eliminated.
 
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Jet is providing additional chips to the fish for the bars "card games" later. GMABLING ARC
If they have no chips and can't pay "rent" by the end of the week they get eliminated.
Eliminate more than one fish? Yeah, right. They'll do another fakeout or some bullshit.
 
Producers ran a poll and covered Trish on the bar entry fee, so now it's everyone but Tay partying.

She had what she described as an "angry cry" and when asked why she hates men said that she doesn't hate men but is just hung up on someone from the past.

TJ is trying to speedrun another vomit disaster.
 
Producers ran a poll and covered Trish on the bar entry fee, so now it's everyone but Tay partying.

She had what she described as an "angry cry" and when asked why she hates men said that she doesn't hate men but is just hung up on someone from the past.

TJ is trying to speedrun another vomit disaster.
she talked about dating or being with a guy over a decade older than her. I'll look for a clip
 
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