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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Shinji talks about his (father I think?) not liking the states and him being from Nagasaki. And that he doesn’t want to financially support him being in the states
 
This really is like Revenge of the nerds films Its a bunch of dudes and theres only 3 women. one is fat, one is possibly trans and the other a slampig. The coolest dude is the asian and there's a CHAD who clearly acts like a booger.
 
Aristides said:
Yeah, sorry, I don't know anymore. Some of the users willing to post recaps and comment on the show are doing so elsewhere while most others are not interested in S2 as much or at all. The crew is also taking down YouTube restreams which can usually be rewound a couple hours back, and have seemingly completely done away with the archives for this season. It's way tougher to sift through /tv/, Twitter and the Kiwi Farms all day. Let's just presume that whatever she's getting out of kissing Cole is not worth five thousand dollars, which is what JC would've asked for.
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I am zonked out due to the holidays; I promise I’ll get back to endorsement stat updates soon! As for everyone else, have faith they’ll come back. It’s the holidays!
 
Cole said in B2 this morning that he's going to "cleanse" the dirty house, and try to act a little more like Trump.
Crusader Cole called Trish a Harlot. Says he wants to still get closer to Megan and Shinji.
 
Aidan said:
Nothing, it's like ingame currency. No conversation rate to USD.
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CoolFool said:
Jesus. I thought they were like fish bucks and would later be cash. She said she was paid a lot of money, did she really just mean in game currency?
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I feel like they do actually have a conversion rate to real money. Any time that Jet specifies to the camera "These are game tokens that cannot be exchanged for real currency in any way." it always feels so wink-wink nudge-nudge.

Is there perhaps some loophole that they're utilizing regarding the use of cash prizes? Like for some tax reason? "The show isn't giving these people any money. They're here to have fun. If Jet Neptune happens to want to give them money afterwards, that's his decision" type of deal.

I can't see any other reason that they would be so open about the value of a Fishbuck only to start being coy about the poker chips.
 
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Cole getting his daily reps in. lol

 
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Fuck it. I'm Jimmypilled now.
I've been buck broken by him after a week and I've accepted that I'm just listening to a young Dale Gribble. Plus the jerk off antics last night put him over in my estimations.
 
The Real Me said:
I feel like they do actually have a conversion rate to real money. Any time that Jet specifies to the camera "These are game tokens that cannot be exchanged for real currency in any way." it always feels so wink-wink nudge-nudge.

Is there perhaps some loophole that they're utilizing regarding the use of cash prizes? Like for some tax reason? "The show isn't giving these people any money. They're here to have fun. If Jet Neptune happens to want to give them money afterwards, that's his decision" type of deal.

I can't see any other reason that they would be so open about the value of a Fishbuck only to start being coy about the poker chips.
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Could it have to do with Shinji and the Japanese gambling laws?
 
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