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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
They aren't going to keep Fatty on more then a couple days. He was in season 1 for so long because he was homeless and they couldn't get rid off him until his new shed house thing was funded.
 
Sicko Hunter said:
They aren't going to keep Fatty on more then a couple days. He was in season 1 for so long because he was homeless and they couldn't get rid off him until his new shed house thing was funded.
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Tickle said:
Cole is enjoying some late night gaming and smokes meanwhile Trish and Brian can't stop talking about him. Like 2 spurned exes
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Cole needs to seek an Alliance with the Fattytar to mind-break Cryan and Trish.

Also a quick hyperthetical, if a baby is born whilst a man and his wife watched Fishtank during labour does that make the baby a Fishtank baby? Asking for a friend.
 
Season 2, Day 8, ~12:50 AM FT
Bedroom 2
Brian and Trisha are talking in bed, the lights are off. Someone rattles the crawlspace door from the other side...

 
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Cole's Late Night Gaming Stream
Highlights
  • Calling Trish a "lady of the night" and a "succubus"
  • "Brian belongs in the food kitchen, go back to Texas Roadhouse, scum."
  • Calling Brian a "normie"
  • Horrible pong gameplay

 
Jet makes some Christmas Morning slop (I am guessing this is how he normally eats by how he looks).
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Marche said:
That is some real slop looking slop.

Speaking of, what do the fish even eat? I've only seen them eat pizza so far and only remember Jon making gross looking steak last season.
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Eggs, bacon, pancakes, hotdogs, I think spaghetti at one point, shrimp. They've actually had a decent variety of homemade this season since Jet told them they're not allowed to request things like hot-pockets and whatever frozen stuff they ate last time.
 
Just reminding everyone that not even a literal ghetto negress prostitute would touch Chris. Proving that Trish is truly the lowest form of human life.
 
Only say it briefly mentioned, last night when Cole, Trish, and Brian were in B2 TTS was very clearly on Cole's side. Ben came in and said something along the lines of "Cole we found your accounts and the stuff you've been posting is really gay." Cole responds with "what accounts, I have instagram but there's only like 3 pictures on there." Trish asks what Cole posts and he says a selfie, a picture of his dog, and him lifting weights. Which is true (Cole's instagram). Trish tells him that's gay. He asks what she posts and she says pictures of herself. Cole responds that's the same thing he does. Cole then asks "Brian what do you post, fentanyl?" This puts Brian over the edge. He starts scolding Cole for saying that because he's supposedly had friends who died of an overdose. Cole apologizes.

TTS also referenced Brian not being able to get his dick up in the closet with Trish and he said it's difficult when there's TTS going off the whole time, confirming Broke Dick Brian is now canon.

Trish says Brian was a better kisser than the two, Cole blames the fact he was drunk as the reason. Brian tries to give him kissing advice (not a joke, 27 year old guy btw) which Cole declines citing he doesn't need any advice from Brian.

Brian was so upset about this interaction he talked to Trish about Cole for a while after he left, then woke up Christmas morning and immediately started bitching about him again.

Edit: forgot to mention, Trish commented that tensions were high because Brian and Cole are both alphas. Cole responded "I'm not an alpha I'm a sigma."
 
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