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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Rope Challenge Summarized

Ben attempted to tie up the fish for a challenge. First three to get untied get $500, anyone who doesn’t get untied in time loses all of their chips. During this time Jimmy is constantly bullied by all the fish because his actions caused Ben to put tape over their ropes. Cole and Brian went back and fourth a few times because Cole offered Brian a job at his parent’s place for $11 an hour. It took thirty minutes for Ben to tie the fish up and they all immediately escaped. Throughout this time Sam is clearly annoyed. The idea is passed around to tape up the fish but they don’t have enough tape.

In order to save face and not make the audience bored the fish are forced to sing butchered Christmas carols. Sam takes Jet aside away from the mics and whispers to him. Ben starts yelling at Jimmy for not being able to hold his hands in a proper position and Jimmy spends five minutes explaining to everyone that it’s not his fault.

TTS comes on telling everyone to go quiet and for Trish to say “Harder daddy.” She considers doing it for around a minute but doesn’t follow through. Another TTS comes on telling the crew and Sam that they should’ve used zip ties. Jimmy tries to say something and Ben tells him “I just told you not to speak.”

CHALLENGE FAILS AGAIN, the fish escape even quicker somehow. They’ve been trying to do this challenge for like an hour now. All the fish are called back and Cole and Tayleigh are still stuck. Fatty tries to give Cole motivation to escape by rubbing his fake santa beard on his stomach and putting it by Cole’s head. They do a test tie on Jimmy and Jimmy acts all pouty because earlier Sam called him a retard for not being able to put his hands together to get tied.

Zip ties are brought out, Sam is very clearly annoyed and is now telling the Wiggers how to properly tie people with zip ties. He keeps saying in a sarcastic manner “This is great. Trust me guys it’s going to be worth it.”

After a few minutes of getting the zip ties on Fatty puts his Santa beard on Cole's head. Fatty then tells Jimmy he talks way too much and that Jimmy and Brian are partners and that Brian is responsible if Jimmy dies.

Challenge starts and Sam keeps calling them hogs while Fatty yells at them. TJ is first out. Trish is out second. Meg out third. Goldstriker tells Brian to look over at the tree for his present and ITS BRIAN'S EX GIRLFRIEND LMAO. Cole and Shinji escape. Goldstriker tells Cole that CK (Brian's girlfriend) is his prize and that she's just as fine at JC. Brian and Jimmy continue to struggle to escape while fatty throws fire crackers and Sam berates them.

Jimmy starts screaming and Brian goes to hug his literal ex girlfriend. Jimmy then throws the chair in the living room and leaves the room in total tard rage. When CK leaves the room Cole says "She's not asian." Brian's wrists are bleeding and Goldstriker keeps saying "we didn't do nothin."
 
Brian is currently doing an on screen interview about his ex. He admits that he’s a degenerate, drug, addicted loser. He admits his ex payed for his lifestyle.
 
So this really is Brian's ex, I could tell as soon as he looked over joyed to see her. According to Brian, he was dumped by his ex gf because he's a legit loser that smokes pot all day and can't hold a job, he relied entirely on his ex-gf to pay for his lifestyle. They decided to take a break and his focus was to get a real job and stop smoking. About that time, he received the call from the show saying he's been accepted. Brian said all the romance on the show is just for camera, he just wants to do whatever he can and win. Says he doesn't want to end up penniless after all this bullshit and saying slurs on camera.

Brian really is a loser lmao

CK isn't happy with the romance but tries to keep in mind that it's for show and so Brian can win. CK said the time away has made her realize she still loves him. Brian says as soon as he saw CK in the house he knew he was done with the show and ready to leave.

I hope CK realizes if Brian leaves with her today he's just gonna go back to being a loser. This guy, by his own admission, has never stuck it out with anything. If he actually tried to tough it out on the show, even if he lost, I'd have respect for him. If he quits this it's just another thing he quits.

edit: One thing I never saw mentioned here was I saw Brian say out loud to an empty room "I love you CK" days ago. I didn't know who that was but now it makes sense.

edit: Brian is now apologizing to Trish for lying to her about being single. He's also telling CK how he only made out really heavily with Trish, but he promises they never fucked. CK says she doesn't trust the energy lol

TTS is now trashing Brian and telling CK that Brian is lying. Brian sounds ready to leave but now CK is looking unsure of what she wants to do (stay or leave with Brian).
 
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CoolFool said:
According to Brian, he was dumped by his ex gf because he's a legit loser that smokes pot all day and can't hold a job, he relied entirely on his ex-gf to pay for his lifestyle. They decided to take a break and his focus was to get a real job and stop smoking. About that time, he received the call from the show saying he's been accepted. Brian said all the romance on the show is just for camera, he just wants to do whatever he can and win. Says he doesn't want to end up penniless after all this bullshit and saying slurs on camera.

Brian really is a loser lmao
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And now he has to choose between leaving the show with "CJ" or staying in the tank without his gurl
 
CoolFool said:
According to Brian, he was dumped by his ex gf because he's a legit loser that smokes pot all day and can't hold a job, he relied entirely on his ex-gf to pay for his lifestyle. They decided to take a break and his focus was to get a real job and stop smoking. About that time, he received the call from the show saying he's been accepted. Brian said all the romance on the show is just for camera, he just wants to do whatever he can and win. Says he doesn't want to end up penniless after all this bullshit and saying slurs on camera.

Brian really is a loser lmao
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I'm shocked that his ex decided to follow him onto the show.
Something ain't right with her. There may be a kino kot fight if she's going to be staying for some time.
 
Cole must steal Brians love of his life.
Its the resolution everything has be leading into, please Santa.

edit: Its so fucking unconfortable in Brian, brians ex and trish room, its obvious trish should fuck off and leave, but she doesnt, lmao shes really getting into the succubus role.
edit2: trish just surpassed Cryan in endorsments, shes closing in on Megan
 
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Brians ex asked Trish what she would do in her shoes. Trisha responds, “Honey, it would be overrrrrr.” Brain gives Trisha a murderous stare.
 
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jenny stocks MOONING rn
 
If you were wondering why the house suddenly became a mess.
Jimmy got mad that there was soy sauce in his eggnog and began to tard rage over it
 
WelfareNiggerQueen said:
I'm shocked that his ex decided to follow him onto the show.
Something ain't right with her. There may be a kino kot fight if she's going to be staying for some time.
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They've apparently been together and lived together for years. For years she's been bailing this loser out, and is apparently about to do it again. She enables his shit decisions. There's definitely something wrong with her, either she's a complete doormat with low self worth and can't see that she can do miles better than an unemployed pothead, or she's legit crazy. Maybe both.
 
Didn't expect Chris excitingly talking about how great and fun his time in the Fishtank was, while using it to motivate the new fish.
Sam really did him a favor by making him part of the Fishtank crew.

edit: also didn't expect him to be such a good motivator
 
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I like how Trish is sitting in a dominate position and hasn't moved once, meanwhile Cole standing around laughing at TTS making fun of Brian. Brian and CK both come across as losers.

Edit: Brian sounds like he's on the verge of crying. Cole asks "...This is a bit, right?" Brian says it's not a fucking bit. Fuck this is so pathetic and funny.
 
The Real Me said:
"Trish, he will never love you the way he loves me." - CK
No way she's gonna take him right back.
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CK and Brian deserve each other, they're both losers.

Trish appears to be crying now. Idk if she's crying because she actually liked Brian or because of the stress of the show. TBH I never got the impression she actually liked Brian. It would be funny if she was just crying to make Brian look worse in front of his ex.

Brian asks Cole what he thinks of this situation. "I don't care. I'm going to go talk to Tay." He then leaves LOL
 
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