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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I was so nervous that Jet rushing this season was going to totally tank the quality and leave season 2 mediocre and forgettable but I'm so fucking happy with the end product so far. Season 2 has been more interesting and more unhinged just in the first 7 days then Fishtank was in the first couple weeks. I'm so happy with it
again, i've said this before and didn't have high expectations for this season but holy fuck this has been impossible to track. even with the dozens of twitter accounts and this thread, so much shit goes down in a 24 hour period. This was a Christmas gift that we didn't deserve but needed
 
Trisha is so boring, she has no personality, everything relevant she has done so far was paid by the production to try and create "content".
She is no different to a production member.
 
Trisha is so boring, she has no personality, everything relevant she has done so far was paid by the production to try and create "content".
She is no different to a production member.
What you don’t understand is everyone in the cast is given ideas. Most weren’t capable of getting them done. Trisha isn’t boring. She’s playing the game. She’s frankly doing awesome right now.
 
I would respect Brian if he stays, but it isn't looking good, he keeps saying he wants to leave.

Trish keeps yelling at him and throwing shit at him but again I am not convinced this is legit in the slightest, this is Vance yelling at Josie 2.0, but it's still upsetting Brian so it's funny.

Also, I haven't seen anyone mention this, but Tay has been cleaning up stuff all day and is currently helping clean up B3.
 
I would respect Brian if he stays, but it isn't looking good, he keeps saying he wants to leave.

Trish keeps yelling at him and throwing shit at him but again I am not convinced this is legit in the slightest, this is Vance yelling at Josie 2.0, but it's still upsetting Brian so it's funny.
I think it's really hard to say if it's real or fake. Ben seems a bit on edge, and they keep saying shit over the walkies about not fucking up the house. Meanwhile, Vance is shoving a camera in their faces so they're more conscious of their actions than they otherwise would be with just the regular ones. If they're acting they're doing a good job.
Entertaining either way. Watching the other fish react to the situation and Brian getting butthurt over w*men is funny.
 
Josie made an Instagram story with Fatty down in the basement.
 
I think it's really hard to say if it's real or fake. Ben seems a bit on edge, and they keep saying shit over the walkies about not fucking up the house. Meanwhile, Vance is shoving a camera in their faces so they're more conscious of their actions than they otherwise would be with just the regular ones. If they're acting they're doing a good job.
Entertaining either way. Watching the other fish react to the situation and Brian getting butthurt over w*men is funny.
Ben is laughing and drinking beer. He doesn't look on edge at all. He's there to make things look worse than they are (and maybe on the off chance something does happen, since CK grabbed a wooden stick from B2 and looked like she might hit someone with it). Trish keeps doing like Vance did with Josie, forgetting she's supposed to be mad and yelling, then remembering and giving some half ass "insult".

CK and Brian seem convinced it's real though and aren't even responding back to her. They're both betas.
 
The beginning of the end


Cole tells Trish that he doesn't give a fuck
 
Ben is laughing and drinking beer. He doesn't look on edge at all. He's there to make things look worse than they are (and maybe on the off chance something does happen, since CK grabbed a wooden stick from B2 and looked like she might hit someone with it). Trish keeps doing like Vance did with Josie, forgetting she's supposed to be mad and yelling, then remembering and giving some half ass "insult".

CK and Brian seem convinced it's real though and aren't even responding back to her. They're both betas.
The chat was saying she went down to the basement right before she started freaking out, if that's the case the wiggers definitely told her to do this, still funny though.
 
Brian still hasn't decided if he's leaving yet after Jet told him maybe he should decide after things calm down. The fish are now getting ready for karate practice, with Brian and CK avoiding Trish. Trish is still insulting him.

CK finally says something back and calls Trish a bitch, Trish says CK is dating a bitch. Maybe we will get a cat fight?

Never mind... CK leaves and goes back upstairs while Brian stays down stairs to do karate.

I have to go partake in Christmas shit, pls someone write down what happens so I can catch up when I get back
 
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100% natural karate content interrupting a high intensity bitch retard standoff, totally naturally entertaining!!!!!!! JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
 
100% natural karate content interrupting a high intensity bitch retard standoff, totally naturally entertaining!!!!!!! JET IT UP!!!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, this is fully retarded. I know they likely scheduled it but they should adapt when something is actually happening.
 
I'm not complaining about the karate. Season 1 had so much downtime where nothing was happening I'm glad they are filling in these days with more activities.
 
Yeah, this is fully retarded. I know they likely scheduled it but they should adapt when something is actually happening.
To be fair though, nothing was really happening. CK and Brian were staying upstairs doing nothing while Trish was yelling the same insults over and over again. The other fish were walking around bored or cleaning. Meg is still in her room contemplating leaving.

Right now, Brian is pinning Trish down, he's playing a rapist. With the woman that was just yelling at him lol

They just brought down CK so now she's watching Trish laying on top of Brian and vice versa.
 
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