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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Enig said:
This is the show on full Jet autopilot, when Sam is under control of departures there's always some funny dramatic way of handling it or he lets the character falter for a moment while sending them off. Jet's just being a sociopathic dumbass yet again, JET IT UP!!!!!!111
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The only funny thing about it was that Jet said "Quitters don't say goodbyes". He's really fucking mad, that every single thing he tried to keep Meg in the tank didn't work. JC sure as hell didn't have that kind of "ceremony".
I know you're reading this, trannychaser. Better lube up.
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He's going for your boypussy and your employment. You incompetent faggot.
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Get ready to suck dick for cock on the streets, because you didn't bother to vet the contestants again, just like S1. The current batch is, for a few exceptions, not capable to be in this show and are burning out fast. If even coddling won't help, things are fucking dire. That crazy bitch that you've invited for 5 days in the tank was amazing, but it sure as fuck didn't last. To be fair, it's been prime content so far, but I'm sure that more fish will leave at New Years.
 
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Well shit, I was really hoping Meg would stick it out and grow, she was coming out of her shell and doing well on the challenges. It's pretty bad that 3 women have left already, now we're down to only 2 women after a week. Tay was depressed when Summer and JC left, now she's probably going to be sad again.
curbside2 said:
Trisha is in her room crying. It wasn’t a bit for her?
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I mean it could just be a combination of stress and being home sick. Being on the tank isn't easy.
 
Blitzsneed said:
The only funny thing about it was that Jet said "Quitters don't say goodbyes". He's really fucking mad, that every single thing he tried to keep Meg in the tank didn't work. JC sure as hell didn't have that kind of "ceremony".
I know you're reading this, trannychaser. Better lube up.
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He's going for your boypussy and your employment. You incompetent faggot.
Remember this?
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Get ready to suck dick for cock on the streets, because you didn't bother to vet the contestants again, just like S1. The current batch is, for a few exceptions, not capable to be in this show and are burning out fast. If even coddling won't help, things are fucking dire. That crazy bitch that you've invited lasted for 5 days was amazing, but it sure as fuck didn't last. To be fair, it's been prime content so far, but I'm sure that more fish will leave at New Years.
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why was he so mad about kiwifarms?
Dude filled this house with mostly tiktok instagram zoomies who like cumtown and other reddit adjacent shit and look how well that turned out.
The only one with a real solid identity/character are Jimmy with him being a typical retarded nice guy incel and Summer being a bpd nutjob (both of which kinda suck).
 
Marche said:
why was he so mad about kiwifarms?
Dude filled this house with mostly tiktok instagram zoomies who like cumtown and other reddit adjacent shit and look how well that turned out.
The only one with a real solid identity/character are Jimmy with him being a typical retarded nice guy incel and Summer being a bpd nutjob (both of which kinda suck).
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Irony also being Tay is the most Kiwifarms-like personality (she's what I figure a lot of the Beauty Parlor posters are like, tomboys who hate troons) and she's the most popular female contestant since Summer left
 
This is why Meg left:


Jimmy was mad someone (AirsoftFatty) put soy sauce in his fucking eggnog. So he flipped out on Meg. Meg repeatedly said she was afraid of Jimmy after that, and that's why she was crying in her room.

He even went around breaking shit in the kitchen afterwards.

Production told Jimmy to apologize, and I don't think he ever did. He just avoided it like the autist he is. Jimmy only goes after the women in the tank.

Fuck jimmy, I'm gonna miss Roblox queen Meg :(

Marche said:
why was he so mad about kiwifarms?
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Seriously, is he mad at the farms chat? Because fuck him if that's why. It's cozy.
Tangled Headphones said:
What were Meg's socials, if they were leaked. I'm gonna miss her.
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I want to make her some art :(
 
Da R00D D00D said:
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>Everything down to his fucking credit accounts and registered cars
How? but more importantly? Why? Jet's not that interesting to dox this much about him, especially on fucking christmas.
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it was provdied by his father johnny neptune on /r9k/ a long time ago
 
anliteralidiot said:
Production told Jimmy to apologize, and I don't think he ever did. He just avoided it like the autist he is. Jimmy only goes after the women in the tank.
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He did but it was shit. He opened B1 without knocking while Meg was hanging with Chris Lynch and said he was sorry then said he doesn't appreciate various things in B3, like the shit but also a bunch of nonsense meant to be funny. So he turned his apology into a joke.
 
Aidan said:
He did but it was shit. He opened B1 without knocking while Meg was hanging with Chris Lynch and said he was sorry then said he doesn't appreciate various things in B3, like the shit but also a bunch of nonsense meant to be funny. So he turned his apology into a joke.
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This is why I hate him. Meg had nothing to do with the B3 poop, just like she had nothing to do with the soy sauce in his fuckin eggnog.

Airsoft Fatty is more likeable than Jimmy.
CoolFool said:
Question about the house, is it like a bit with the crew trying to keep it clean, or are they actually trying to not destroy the house this time around?
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They cleaning. By God, they're cleaning.
 
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