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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
CoolFool said:
Question about the house, is it like a bit with the crew trying to keep it clean, or are they actually trying to not destroy the house this time around?
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I think there's two reasons.
- They want to use it for future seasons since Fishtank LLC owns it now
- We're only in the first week. They probably want to save it for the last week or so to minimize the total amount of damage

Also, the guys just opined on their "types" of girls:
Cole: Redheads, at least 5'5" healthy weight (not crazy)
Jimmy: Thick Goth Amazonians
Shinji: Girls with short, white hair & Gal girls
TJ: Black girls with afro
 
Meg was one of the fish yucking it up the other day spouting memes upon the big insider reveal. Really embarrassing to leave on a single-digit day after admitting you know everything about the premise of the show.
 
Sneeds said:
Ngl I expected Jet to drive a newer car tbh. Nothing wrong with an older Jeep Cherokee
Also here’s the CARFAX
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nigga, that was a 10 year old car dox! Good get, but still, i don't think jet still has it, that stuff was posted probably 10 years ago.
 
Mentos said:
Meg was one of the fish yucking it up the other day spouting memes upon the big insider reveal. Really embarrassing to leave on a single-digit day after admitting you know everything about the premise of the show.
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Especially because its over an autistic retard having a lil temper tantrum.
I don't think these people understand how good an opportunity getting in the tank actually is
 
Sammich said:
nigga, that was a 10 year old car dox! Good get, but still, i don't think jet still has it, that stuff was posted probably 10 years ago.
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Yeah the CARFAX stops updating in 2019. It probably got wrecked or is sitting somewhere
 
JamusActimus said:
A true hell house for Brian.


That dude got rekt.
At first he was sure he would be the chad of the house but he got humiliated over and over again.
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I hate Cryan for being a whiny little tool who's very twofaced. But I felt a bit sorry for him. I'm not sure CK is being geniune in what she's saying to him. I can tell a lot of his shit comes from being insecure after stagnating from High School. And I suspect CK is trying to fan the flames of old shit to manipulate Cryan. I also suspect Sam and the wiggers are aware of this if not openly encouraging CK to do this because they hate Cryan. And it's going to lead to a blow out that somehow drags Cole into something. Could be kino. Could be gigga cringe. But it will be very Neptunian.
 
I'm liking the bar, just liquor them up and let things flow naturally. The Christmas music in the background while they shoot the shit is peak comfy.
 
It seems like Jet overestimated what the type of person a Sam Hyde fan is. Cole, Summer, and Jimmy are the only fish who have some kind of tism. The rest, besides Shinji and JC, are boring alt zoomers who probably discovered MDE through idubbz.
 
lol lmao mfs gettin angery that the fat roblox player ran home because they fucked up and walked in the firing line of a chad retard finding his booze tampered with
 
All it takes is a couple good compliments and a paid offer. Jimmy that pussy is rancid.
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Jimmy is in B2 helping Trish clean it. TTS says something about Jimmy jerking off in the crawl space. Jimmy claims he hasn't masturbated once since he got to the tank, and said he hasn't jerked off in the crawl space either. Jimmy could have just left it at that, but no. In true Jimmy fashion, he tells Trish that he will eventually have to jerk off since if he doesn't, things will "build up" in his body and he will get a pain in his prostate area. Trish awkwardly giggles but any non-autist would recognize that she doesn't like this conversation. I didn't catch the last part, I think he said something about not being able to do it due to the cameras and stuff? Whatever he said, Trish changes the subject and deems the room clean enough.

It is no wonder women find Jimmy so off putting. I must admit it's funny though.
 
Sneeds said:
Ngl I expected Jet to drive a newer car tbh. Nothing wrong with an older Jeep Cherokee
Also here’s the CARFAX
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One of my favorite cars. That and the 98 Jeep Grand Cherokee limited (black with gold trim). I am considering buying one when I close on a house outside of the big American city hellhole I live in and give the hybrid to my girl.
 
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Shoutout to my slant gook Shinji. When everyone else was slagging Cole off in the Bar because Cryan is a seething bitch, Shinji refused to participate. He walked away and checked on Cole. Giving him a pillow and blanket and putting him in a better position. Then Vance ruined it by rolling Cole onto his stomach.
 
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