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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Jet tells chat to buy Cole a Snack Delivery. Someone does. He brings out a cake with many candles on it. However, in typical Jet fashion, he managed to do it when Cole was taking a shower. JET IT UP. Also the bitching about rich kid Cole is funny as shit when Sam is one of the biggest rich kids to have ever lived.

Poor in wallet. Poor in spirit. Poor in mind. Poor in body.
 
CoolFool said:
Idk what to call them and I'm too lazy to look it up. But they're basically advertised as camps or programs that promise to make your spoiled or misbehaving children into good little boys or girls. In reality these places are ran worse than prisons, especially the ones outside of the USA. I can't find it but someone on KF shared an online comic that someone made who survived going to one. Jimmy isn't lying about the staff making kids beat each other up, sexual abuse, being starved, locked in cages or closets for days, etc. Paris Hilton also went to one of these places and she confirmed the same thing. Worse is the kids have no way to contact their parents for help while this is happening. The parents think their kids are doing good and being treated fine. Really horrific stuff and again I don't get how this shit is legal.
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I almost don't want to recommend this because it's a harrowing read. But give Joe vs Elan School a read and compare the behaviour seen there to what Jimmy does. The only reason these schools exist is horrible amounts of corruption and nepotism in the US government. They are all fronts for heavy drug running with possible DEA and CIA backing. Training vulnerable kids to run drugs by putting them through horrible cult like brainwashing that gives them Stockholm syndrome. So they become traumatized and reliant on authority figures who get them to run drugs. Actual evil. And it still happens.
 
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After all the events of the night, it seems pretty much official that Cole has become the Letty of this season. The entire rest of the cast is against him, saying he's privileged or implying he's autistic or whatever. Sam personally talked to him to gas him up and tell him to win this and that the rest of the fish are complete losers for trying to put him down for coming from a rich family (his tone seems 100% serious here, different from when he tries to gaslight other fish to make them think in certain ways). Multiple times Cole has shown before how he doesn't seem to care that much about winning because of his prospects at home but it seems tonight he's become more determined than ever to win and doesn't mind being seen as a villain. That being said, him being a "Letty" is from the tank perspective as on the fan side of things, he is currently the top endorsed fish at 5691, with Shinji following behind at 5513. Brian remains the lowest endorsed fish at 805, just below Trish.

Sarn’t said:
Can I get filled in on why jimmy got mad at being called a POG?
There’s no way he would be fit for any kind of military service, grunt or otherwise.
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I couldn't follow everything Jimmy said but during the group therapy session, Jimmy went on a long rant completely unrelated to everything else happening beforehand and at one point during his tirade he went and named a specific guy (don't remember), said to come fight him, and that he's a POG and that he knows that's a big insult to him. He later explained what a POG was. This wasn't just typical Jimmy rant, he was very serious and very angry about all of this when saying it so needless to say having any insult relating to both him and this guy is gonna drive him nuts.
 
Steinercard said:
I almost don't want to recomend this because it's a harrowing read. But give Joe vs Elan School a read and compare the behaviour seen there to what Jimmy does. The only reason these schools exist is horrible amounts of corruption and nepotism in the US government. They are all fronts for heavy drug running with possible DEA and CIA backing. Training vulnerable kids to run drugs by putting them through horrible cult like brainwashing that gives them Stolkholm syndrome. So they become traumatised and reliant on authority figures who get them to run drugs. Actual evil. And it still happens.
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That's the comic I was talking about, I recommend kiwis reading it. You don't even have to read the entire comic (it's pretty long) but read enough to see what the daily life is like. TBH this isn't even the worst school I've read about, which is horrible to think about. I do feel bad for Jimmy going to a place like this.
Sarn’t said:
Can I get filled in on why jimmy got mad at being called a POG?
There’s no way he would be fit for any kind of military service, grunt or otherwise.
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It's hard to follow his skitzo rants at times but my understanding was that he was insulting a man in the military and calling him a POG, not that Jimmy himself was called a POG. Could be wrong tho, I tend to stop listening after a couple of minutes when he goes on these long winded rants.
 
Cole has very quickly become my favorite the entire house is conspiring against him just because he isn't poor despite the fact that they are all insanely boring, and get mad that he isn't part of the pity party that goes on every time they all talk.
 
Maybe I missed something but Cole isn't even from an insanely wealthy family like the other fish think. Iirc they own a small, like five or six employees, family business working with sheet metal and that is why his work days start at 4am doing physical labor. They sound Arkansas upper-middle class. Even if he was raised completely spoiled, he still works hard and is a stable guy not like partying and being irresponsible like some kids from wealthier families. Sam and Ben tried to turn the other fish against him (for the show), and they ate it up!
 
Negev said:
Cole has very quickly become my favorite the entire house is conspiring against him just because he isn't poor despite the fact that they are all insanely boring, and get mad that he isn't part of the pity party that goes on every time they all talk.
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I'll probably change later on, but right now.. FULL COLEBURNER!!! let's fucking go.
 
retard strength II said:
Maybe I missed something but Cole isn't even from an insanely wealthy family like the other fish think. Iirc they own a small, like five or six employees, family business working with sheet metal and that is why his work days start at 4am doing physical labor. They sound Arkansas upper-middle class. Even if he was raised completely spoiled, he still works hard and is a stable guy not like partying and being irresponsible like some kids from wealthier families. Sam and Ben tried to turn the other fish against him (for the show), and they ate it up!
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i think he said is was really high end wrought ironwork, niche enough that simply specifying what they made would dox the business. also a business with 5-6 employees is enough to make one hell of a lot of money, especially if you live in a low cost area like arkansas.

hes definitely well above average, but i agree hes probably not an asshole irl.
 
A short summary of the relationship counseling between CK and Brian.
Brian and CK have been losers not doing anything with their life in the entire time they've been together. It seems CK has usually been the breadwinner, supporting all of Brians bad habits. Brian at some point within the last year realizes he no longer wants this life and wants to do something with himself and stop being a loser, wanting to go to grad school and stuff rather than working shitty restaurant jobs. CK's point of view boils down to her caring about love more than anything and doesn't care if she's poor as long as she has Brian. Brian, multiple times, calls her out for being really stupid for coming onto the show and that it won't fix her relationship and how the producers will only use their relationship to exploit them and how she should've known this having watched the show and already being familiar with MDE for years and all that. At one point Brian comes out and says he cares more about reputation ("which is forever") than his relationship with CK, with her expressing how upsetting it is. I didn't catch if there was anything actually resolved here, as it went on for a really long time, but from someone else ITT said it seems she's going to stay on and get paid as a freeloader, most likely purely to fuck with Brian and exploit their relationship even more.

You can come to your own conclusion but personally this did make me respect Brian a lot more, he's still and annoying whiny faggot but it takes a lot for someone in his position to come to the realization that they're a giant loser and need to change, that being said it's not clear if Brian has actually done anything to change his life beyond coming on Fishtank. CK seems hopelessly in love with Brian and is willing to do anything for him, which is evident by thinking it's a good idea to come onto the show. I know some people think CK is being paid to fake this or whatever but I think it's 100% real based on what they've said about their relationship before, with CK constantly bailing Brian out of bad situations and paying for his weed and other bad habits.
 
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Negev said:
Cole has very quickly become my favorite the entire house is conspiring against him just because he isn't poor despite the fact that they are all insanely boring, and get mad that he isn't part of the pity party that goes on every time they all talk.
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Yeah I think I back Cole now, with the exception of Shinji they're all whiny fucking losers, watching them cope and seethe if Cole wins would be really funny.
Overall though as long as the winner is not Brian or Jimmy (especially Jimmy, Total Jimmy Death) I'm good.
 
giving jimmy a hammer is definitely a great idea


 
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