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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The girls are all in B3 drinking wine talking about the boys with Chris Lynch.
The boys are in B2 all building a fucking shelf
Cole is solo in B1 talking to TTS.

Interesting to note that all 3 rooms have roughly the same amount of viewers
 
Yeah I think I back Cole now, with the exception of Shinji they're all whiny fucking losers, watching them cope and seethe if Cole wins would be really funny.
Overall though as long as the winner is not Brian or Jimmy (especially Jimmy, Total Jimmy Death) I'm good.
Honestly with how much these fish whine it makes it really hard to like them, whenever they are all together the show becomes 2 hours of them crying about how hard it is being a jobless losers who smoke weed all day, Cole is trying to have a personality and mess with people and everyone else is just breaking down the second something mildly bad happens.
 
Honestly with how much these fish whine it makes it really hard to like them, whenever they are all together the show becomes 2 hours of them crying about how hard it is being a jobless losers who smoke weed all day, Cole is trying to have a personality and mess with people and everyone else is just breaking down the second something mildly bad happens.
I honestly rarely considered the season 1 Fish jobs and lives. Only Josie’s became well known during the airing. It’s weird how desperate they beg in season 2. Feels like a fucking charity drive.
 
Someone on tts asked what zipp water was and Chris? answered that it's cherry menthol (what?) flavor, and has nootropics, so that doesn't really clear it up. It's not just water though.
 
Someone on tts asked what zipp water was and Chris? answered that it's cherry menthol (what?) flavor, and has nootropics, so that doesn't really clear it up. It's not just water though.
Sounds like another one of those snake oil products that Joe Rogan or Alex Jones push on their retarded fans.


Jimmy was dared to do a front flip. He does, eats shit, and then Jet asks him to do it twice more, he does, in which he eats more shit, and then Jet declares that the first one was enough. I chuckled.
 
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jet confirms to tay that cole didnt steal her underwear, he just found it on the kitchen floor (she dropped it there). tay still claims "someone had to take them, i havent worn them" and then didnt apologize to cole for blaming him after multiple TTS's pointed it out. im no coleburner but tay is a petty bitch.

also trish keeps calling shinji "sinji" and its incredibly annoying.
 
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Jimmy is dominating truth or dare. The bottle has landed on him more than anyone else and he does all his dares without hesitation. He looks like he's having fun. Jimmy stocks may be rising.
 
Someone on tts asked what zipp water was and Chris? answered that it's cherry menthol (what?) flavor, and has nootropics, so that doesn't really clear it up. It's not just water though.
If someone ever clipped it Tay read the back of the can off to the living room camera two days ago and the warning label they printed on it is full of crazy use case restrictions and says it was manufactured by iBubbbz inc.
 
I'm not the first person to make this observation but we really have to give credit to how tough season 1's contestants were. Even thin skinned people like Sylvia managed to endure weeks of TTS torment refusing to leave of her own will. We now have people who are were made just slightly uncomfortable leaving the show. Most of the cast doesn't even seem to care about winning.
 
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