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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I think Cole realized he was getting the Letty treatment for an entire month and he wasnt having it...
Especially when he knew about season 1 and what she went through.

Now you lost this seasons Letty, think of something new Jet, kinda stupid to expect you can just replicate Lettys arc and get away with it...
 
a big part of the fun of season 1 for me was the elimination challenges. no real ones so far and they cant do them for a few weeks with how few people are left. ya done goofed with this seasons casting jet.
 
Bit of a "it's so over" vibe right now but we all felt that way for half of season one and it turned out great. I think the fact that people get so upset over this show is proof that it is good. People don't get mad about things they don't care about. "We're so fucking back" is coming soon. Maybe I'm too positive because I don't watch much TV so my standards are low, but even with Cole gone, I trust things will get good again.
Except all the remaining fish suck. Apart from Shinji.
Trish is a ghetto whore. Brian is a loser faggot. TJ is a straight up faggot, future tranny. Jimmy is a cringy autistic retard.
But Shinji doesn't do anything interesting enough to warrant being the winner. He's just there most of the time.
 
Bit of a "it's so over" vibe right now but we all felt that way for half of season one and it turned out great. I think the fact that people get so upset over this show is proof that it is good. People don't get mad about things they don't care about. "We're so fucking back" is coming soon. Maybe I'm too positive because I don't watch much TV so my standards are low, but even with Cole gone, I trust things will get good again.
I would agree with this if any of the remaining members had redeemable qualities

Originally I wrote this list and had to come back to it 3 different times cause I kept forgetting about fish, that's how shit and forgettable the remaining cast is

We have:

CK - A literal golem woman who chased her loser ex to a Sam Hyde directed show
Brian - A loser who has never accomplished anything and will probably burn out and die or something
Tayleigh - Another self absorbed golem woman who thinks everyone is jerking off over her
Trish - A decent villain but completely vapid and a literal hooker
Shinji - Cool guy, unlikely to win, doesn't speak much
Jimmy - Entertaining but in a 'I would like to see this guy beaten and tormented' way
TJ - Ermm uhmm like mushmouth
 
So did anyone catch why exactly Cole wanted to leave? I know he didn't care that much about leaving but what suddenly made him decide that today was the day he wanted to leave?
I'm guessing just loss of purpose. Every fish was against him. He was the odd one out. All he was doing all day was think about more interesting things he could be doing, rather than the nothing he was busy with.
 
So did anyone catch why exactly Cole wanted to leave? I know he didn't care that much about leaving but what suddenly made him decide that today was the day he wanted to leave?
He knew that they were punishing him by making him do all the karate stuff today. When he fought Jimmy he jammed his thumb which on top of his ankle really bothered him and then he came up to find that his clothes had been cut up and just lost it.
 
So did anyone catch why exactly Cole wanted to leave? I know he didn't care that much about leaving but what suddenly made him decide that today was the day he wanted to leave?
He was just bitching about being picked on then started to talk about Season 1 then mentioned the N*** word which prompted Sam to come up and get mad then after Sam's stoic spergout (telling him to stop then kicking the hole in the B2 door) Ben walked up to tell him to pack up.
 
I would agree with this if any of the remaining members had redeemable qualities

Originally I wrote this list and had to come back to it 3 different times cause I kept forgetting about fish, that's how shit and forgettable the remaining cast is

We have:

CK - A literal golem woman who chased her loser ex to a Sam Hyde directed show
Brian - A loser who has never accomplished anything and will probably burn out and die or something
Tayleigh - Another self absorbed golem woman who thinks everyone is jerking off over her
Trish - A decent villain but completely vapid and a literal hooker
Shinji - Cool guy, unlikely to win, doesn't speak much
Jimmy - Entertaining but in a 'I would like to see this guy beaten and tormented' way
TJ - Ermm uhmm like mushmouth
The show was always intended to feature losers. That is the point. Losers make better content because they handle stress poorly and interact in funny ways. Also, it's entertaining seeing them get out of their shells and toughen up. There would be no entertainment watching a bunch of well adjusted people endure the tank, it would be too easy for them. Most of season 1's contestants were losers too, watching a loser like Letty pull off a shocking amount of resilience for a sheltered NEET was the best part of the show. It's why she deservedly had so many fans.
 
So did anyone catch why exactly Cole wanted to leave?
He was talking about S1, I just caught the end of the SH confrontation with him that got him scared , made him leave.
Anyone got they clip?

Also the rest of this season will be
Jimmy, sperging out and yapping endlessly
CK, moping around and making useless comments
Trish, waiting for her hole to be filled
Brian, living in self pity as a hemmingway character in his head
TJ, lame ass nigga
Shinji, good morality but is in just as bad of a shape as the rest, just nippon style

Seeing sam's eyes while he sits there while they make lame inconsequential conversation, he know's he's got his work cut out for him
 
The show was always intended to feature losers. That is the point. Losers make better content because they handle stress poorly and interact in funny ways. Also, it's entertaining seeing them get out of their shells and toughen up. There would be no entertainment watching a bunch of well adjusted people endure the tank, it would be too easy for them. Most of season 1's contestants were losers too, watching a loser like Letty pull off a shocking amount of resilience for a sheltered NEET was the best part of the show. It's why she deservedly had so many fans.
These people are nothing like Letty, Brian is a self absorbed loser who sits at home and smokes weed all day and has no interesting qualities, whereas Letty was a self deprecating shut in with a stalker ex and a lazy eye that she could control on demand
 
He was just bitching about being picked on then started to talk about Season 1 then mentioned the N*** word which prompted Sam to come up and get mad then after Sam's stoic spergout (telling him to stop then kicking the hole in the B2 door) Ben walked up to tell him to pack up.
Wait Ben kicked him out? I thought he left on his own?
 
The show was always intended to feature losers. That is the point. Losers make better content because they handle stress poorly and interact in funny ways. Also, it's entertaining seeing them get out of their shells and toughen up. There would be no entertainment watching a bunch of well adjusted people endure the tank, it would be too easy for them. Most of season 1's contestants were losers too, watching a loser like Letty pull off a shocking amount of resilience for a sheltered NEET was the best part of the show. It's why she deservedly had so many fans.
I would agree normally but these people aren't even fun to watch losers none of them do anything other than sit around and compete with each other to see who can cry the most about their life and childhood, shinji is fun but doesn't have anyone in the house to bounce off of, and while jimmies sperg outs are funny I feel like he will be an idiot and hit someone and get kicked off if they try to make him freak out too much, we have seen how violent he gets from the smallest shit. The girls all just sit around and gossip without doing anything, TJ is also just kinda there, and brian just cries and hugs CK.
 
Just the fact they're sending mixed messages about Cole right now is proof of how much of a shit show this is. Very disappointing. 4 fish gone in a week is not good regardless of the reasons.
 
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These people are nothing like Letty, Brian is a self absorbed loser who sits at home and smokes weed all day and has no interesting qualities, whereas Letty was a self deprecating shut in with a stalker ex and a lazy eye that she could control on demand
I agree with you there, I don't want Brian to win. I'm hoping for a dark horse like TJ, someone we wouldn't expect to win at the start of the game.
 
These people are nothing like Letty, Brian is a self absorbed loser who sits at home and smokes weed all day and has no interesting qualities, whereas Letty was a self deprecating shut in with a stalker ex and a lazy eye that she could control on demand
I know this is off topic, but out of couriosity: What is Letty doing these days?
 
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