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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
What the fuck am I looking at here?
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Cole is on Meg's stream right now. He's confirmed he was kicked. He didn't leave. I thought Cole's speech was weak but Sam and Jet are petty niggers for kicking him off their most popular fish for that of all things. Sam is actively regreting it in the tank.
 
Cole is on Meg's stream right now. He's confirmed he was kicked. He didn't leave. I thought Cole's speech was weak but Sam and Jet are petty niggers for kicking him off their most popular fish for that of all things. Sam is actively regreting it in the tank.
You'd have to be a massive faggot to defend Cole's pussy behavior. I'm glad that nigger's gone.
 
Cole is on Meg's stream right now. He's confirmed he was kicked. He didn't leave. I thought Cole's speech was weak but Sam and Jet are petty niggers for kicking him off their most popular fish for that of all things. Sam is actively regreting it in the tank.
you don't get to call Scott a pot belly redhead, Cole had to go
 
You'd have to be a massive faggot to defend Cole's pussy behavior. I'm glad that nigger's gone.
I'm not defending it. I'm saying kicking him off for that behaviour was a mistake. At worst it was more content and could've been used to create more drama. Just kicking Cole off was a waste.
 
I'm not defending it. I'm saying kicking him off for that behaviour was a mistake. At worst it was more content and could've been used to create more drama. Just kicking Cole off was a waste.
the show can't become fish talking about previous seasons and their part in the lore even for a minute, they're in the shit enough as it is
the casting was fucked up, bigly
 
Jimmy was talking to the new lady. He somehow managed to be normal for almost 5 minutes but fucked it up and started talking about getting pussy. Listening to his insane retard brain struggle to reign itself in in front of a new person was pretty entertaining. The new lady is boring, but she's tolerating him suspiciously well.

-"My body count's high. No woman has ever made me finish" -Jimmy, talking to someone he met 5 minutes ago
 
the show can't become fish talking about previous seasons and their part in the lore even for a minute, they're in the shit enough as it is
the casting was fucked up, bigly
I agree with this statement completely, however this wasn't the first mention of season one by a long shot. Every fish talked about season one at one point. Day 5 was one big circle jerk about season one including mentions of Letty and her psycho ex. Even the night before Cole got eliminated Jimmy was sulking in his room talking about Jon and comparing him to Cole.

There seems to be a conflicting story here. Either Cole was eliminated for talking about season one which would be hypocritical since he wasn't the only contestant to do it or he was eliminated for another reason entirely and cannot or will not say.
 
Cole did some funny shit but he also seemed like a huge dork faggot. That is confirmed to me by him and meg having a fucking loser stream lol. I remember during the morning him spouting off that because they left instead of getting kicked off they didn't lose. Just overall a real dip shit dork lol
 
Either Cole was eliminated for talking about season one which would be hypocritical since he wasn't the only contestant to do it or he was eliminated for another reason entirely and cannot or will not say.
it's one of those situations that might be perceived to have some flex
at first you don't address the thing in the hopes of avoiding making it a thing, the thinking being people get it out of their system, w/e, and you don't point it out to them
but when the worst comes to pass and you do register it as a thing, you snuff it in an "hypocritical" overreaction
 
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