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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
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That's likely what happened. Cole was awkwardly pretending that he didn't just get screamed at by teacher and mimed packing, Ben assumed he was really about to go and told him to hurry up, Cole took this as his official elimination and left.
You would think at some point with Cole in the Basement they would have clarified if Ben was just doing a Ben bit or not.
 
As far as i know every fish that has dropped out has said that they wanted to go back in, at least for a few days.
Fuck these schizo retards, literally want to have the fun of being in the fishtank without any of the bad shit attached to it, no one would stay the 6 weeks if they could just do this.
edit: got ninjad, maybe Cole actually doesnt want back in and is just shittalking but my point stands for the others
 
Asking for $50,000 is so gay. $10k would be more likely, and only after show's end.
I really doubt he thinks his demands will be met lol, seems like a funny way to step away from it all imo. He is already going to do some 1 on 1 irl stream with JC so that demand doesn't even make sense
 
I want him back just to have Brian shine his shoes while Cole is lighting Benjamins for cigars. “You name is now Soup Kitchen Brian. You got that Soup Kitchen?”
 
if they bring him back it should be as a freeloader, they should tell the fish that summer sued fishtank and cole left to go home and get his parents to bail out the tank.
so cole is now judges partner, and will be living in the house because he owns it.
 
With the current nontent on Fishtank I'm taking some time to reflect on some of the kino moments with Summer. One of my favorite crazy habits she had was speed quoting Sam back at him. It seemed like a compulsion vs something she consciously did.

example her

Does anyone remember any other examples off hand?

Edit: I notice that the auto mode on fishtank will steer you away from conversations they don't want you to hear involving plans.
 
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i rest easy knowing that the producers are hard at work writing new and funny bits for the fish.

greatly looking forward to the next cooking challenge or group therapy!

opening long calls on $JET as we speak.
 
With the current nontent on Fishtank I'm taking some time to reflect on some of the kino moments with Summer.
I think summer could've produced so many crazy moments, do we have a consensus on whether she was playing things up or pure insane? ( I don't remember many moments where she was quotemaxxing)
I will say I loved Chris' santa maxxing and I generally love the set design.
 
I think summer could've produced so many crazy moments, do we have a consensus on whether she was playing things up or pure insane? ( I don't remember many moments where she was quotemaxxing)
I will say I loved Chris' santa maxxing and I generally love the set design.
pretty sure summer was just monsterously fucked up. even most crazies cant just force projectile vomit on command, and she was in a full blown psychosis at the end
 
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