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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
TOTAL JIMMY VICTORY
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we're entering his villain arc, godspeed you fucking schizo, don't crumble like summer and cole when they begin to embrace their dark side
Thats the third time I've seen Sam grab a hold of Jimmy today. If Jimmy isn't careful his villain arc will be short lived. The next time Jimmy acts out Sam might just pick him up and body slam him gator style.
 
Taylor decides to show her loyalty to TJ and sleeps next to the doghouse. :feels:
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TJ is on the reverse arc of Jimmy. Physically weak and unassuming. But with a house full of friends. Taylor who decidedly wasn't feeling him last night. Is willingly camping out with him right now.
 
What do these people even eat? I've never seen them eat a good meal. You're supposed to eat 3 times a day. Tayleigh had just one yogurt for dinner. Is that normal?
 
Is it gonna be Cryin tank with everybody from cryin's life.
Yeah, I am genuinely bracing for them to boot Jimmy and the place turns into a tomb like last time since the other fish aren't really all that against each other and they're already leaning hard on freeloaders
 
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Brian is strangely on a good guy arc. He's deeply conflicted about betraying TJ. He has decided to hide TJs chips and not steal them. That way he can obey production without violating his own morals.
 
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Brian is strangely on a good guy arc. He's deeply conflicted about betraying TJ. He has decided to hide TJs chips and not steal them. That way he can obey production without violating his own morals.
Unless he somehow has a fucking natural Letty story instead of acting like a whiny little faggot then I'll give him props. Natural as in Jet should keep his grubby mitts off.
 
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TJ gains the strength he needs to defeat Jimmy. Brian couldn't betray him and gave TJ his chips back. They formed a team and agreed not to betray each other. What is this? An organic story in season 2 of Fishtank?
 
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TJ is on the reverse arc of Jimmy. Physically weak and unassuming. But with a house full of friends. Taylor who decidedly wasn't feeling him last night. Is willingly camping out with him right now.
Jimmy is the hero now. All it took was Xbox and No girls allowed in B1

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Brian is strangely on a good guy arc. He's deeply conflicted about betraying TJ. He has decided to hide TJs chips and not steal them. That way he can obey production without violating his own morals.
He always sulks around and beats himself up whenever he thinks about kiking others. He always ends up doing some jewing.

nvmd. I see he didn't decide to jew TJ. He's going to beat himself up over not jewing him.
nvmd on the nvmd. I have seen that Brian thinks TJ owes him a favor for Brian not stealing his chips. Giga kikery.
 
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Trish and Tay are talking. Both say they don't want to have any beef with Jimmy. Which is kind of funny since they were trash talking him earlier.

Trish and Tay leave. Now Brian is alone and talking about how if TJ pussies out on him and doesn't make a great alliance partner then he's going to fuck him over. Acting like a big tough guy and just in general cringy. "I'm way stronger than him. You TJmaxers better be in my corner. He's in debt to me. He's weaker than me and can't get bitches like me. He better step it up or it's so over." His acting is terrible.

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My thoughts on the fish thus far:

TJ: I feel kind of indifferent about TJ. When he drinks, he is able to talk normal, but he doesn't say anything funny or noteworthy like Shinji. He's kind of like Tay for me, seems like a decent guy to hang out with but in terms of entertainment, I often forget about him more than any of the other fish. I don't find his ticks or mush mouth habits cute, and the only thing I see him doing that stands out is that twerking or jumping TTS dance. This beef initiation is probably the most I've seen him do. He is coasting purely due to pity or being seen as nice right now.

Tay: Tay has gone up for me, she really went for it on that challenge and yelling at Jimmy during his sperg out was cool too. She's still kind of forgettable though, maybe this win will spur her to push harder and stop being so shy and closed off.

Shinji: I really don't see the mass appeal he has. I don't dislike him, but I find him to be like Josie was for me in season 1. He works hard at the challenges and when he actually talks, he has some funny words. But he doesn't talk unless prompted and he avoids drama, so again, I forget about him a lot.

Brian: Annoys the piss out of me personally, especially with his try hard attitude. I think his begging from the beginning really gave me the ick and he hasn't recovered from it yet. His CK drama lasted too long and made me like him even less. He does seem the most desperate for the money though and seems willing to do whatever it takes to win, so maybe he'll grow on me. He's indirectly tied into a lot of drama.

Trish: She's indirectly been into a lot of drama. By herself she's kind of boring and forgettable. Her being examined and having her hair cut made me like her more, her attacking Ben and Sam was funny.

Jimmy: I go from laughing my butt of and liking him to hating him several times a day. Undoubtedly creating the most content on the show. Every room he is in, people listen whether they like it or not. Never shuts up and makes everyone uncomfortable. If there is any drama at all, he's some how involved in it. Who I secretly hope will win if for no other reason than to ensure he stays on the show.

Taylor: Indifferent, she hasn't really done much. She's a lot like Tay and Trish, will talk if someone speaks to her but otherwise does nothing.
 
Brian has the least endorsements by quite a bit compared to others, he is too beta to play a villain and sounds just like Jimmy right now.
 
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