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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Group therapy has started without Nifty, Jimmy has been allowed to attend.

Shinji is asked if there's anyone who's he dislikes. He says Chip. Goldstriker gaslights him mid-sentence.

Shinji: "The people who have left, they are -"
Goldstriker: "Bad!"
S: "- Kind. Not bad."
G: "They're Bad."
S: "Yeah bad."
 
The new black freeloader already committing acts of Asian hate against Shinji lmao
 
Himmy isn’t willing to hear what Taylor has to say and shut her down fast. Kind of hilarious as she was nice enough not to get him kicked.
 
Jimmy is controlling the room again and dominating everyone:

Nifty: I don't feel like you were apologetic (to Jimmy)
Jimmy: So you're stupid then
Nifty: See, this is what I'm talking about
Jimmy: Shut the fuck up, and put on deodorant I can smell you from here, and don't give me that shit that you can't bathe
 
The Real Me said:
My current alignment chart.
Do you agree?
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Lawful Good:
Cole - Detective, was literally just better than the poor people, not his fault
TJ - Good heart, stands up for what's right

Neutral Good:
Shinji - Friendly guy, comforts those in need, acted as poor people spy during Cole Halo 3 Arc
JC - Friendly and full of youthful innocence, acted as Communist spy for China
Taylor - Stands by TJ after defeat, allows Jimmy to stay

Chaotic Good:
Tayleigh - Vocal about beliefs, generally follows rules

Neutral Good:
Meg - Pissed in a cup but mostly boring and asleep
Nifty - I keep forgetting her real name, only major action was bad stand-up and appeal to Jimmy's humanity
Duanye(?) - Just got here, treats everyone well

True Neutral:
Frank - Illusive, sassy, gay, black man. Had potential to be best or worst fish

Chaotic Neutral:
Summer - Prone to extreme emotions, only goal was to survive, non-lucid

Lawful Evil:
CK - Manipulative but completely justified in standing up to Bryan

Neutral Evil:
Bryan - Self-absorbed, manipulative, alleged abuser, potentially going through redemption arc?
Trish - Harlot, no sense of self-worth (values money over not being crushed by Santa)

Chaotic Evil:
Jimmy - Can snap at any moment, doesn't understand why what he does is bad ("MEEE! MEEEE!"), Redditor
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Highly disagree, Frank is a closet jeremy bro or associates with scum while also having an ego. Chaotic Evil

Nifty is a true blue internet shitposter, the audience has not caught onto it yet. Another Letty but this time as a freeloader and not a contestant. Chaotic Neutral.
 
Jimmy is a manchild and isn't sorry at all for almost attacking a 90lb woman a foot shorter then him. Loser.
 
Is anyone else getting Synanon/ Elan School vibes from the group therapy sessions and the recent appearance of the creepy Cult psychotherapy room in the attic?
 
Jesus this guy cannot give an apology to save his life. He had to be coached by Jet for 5 minutes to not make the entire apology about himself, and he's STILL trying to make the apology about MY FEELS MAN. What a fucking dick. I hope this dude's an incel, cause he's got wife beater written all over him.

NOOOOOOO STALKER CHILD.
 
Maybe it's because I'm tired but is Tay and that black guy kind of agreeing that Taylor fucked up?

Now Brian is sucking up to Jimmy lol how did this happen
 
CoolFool said:
Maybe it's because I'm tired but is Tay and that black guy kind of agreeing that Taylor fucked up?
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yeah its kind of insane, theyre all apologizing to jimmy. this therapy session is really making me hope that sam actually fucks all these people over and doesnt give anyone money.

edit: except maybe TJ
 
Swamp_Donkey said:
yeah its kind of insane, theyre all apologizing to jimmy. this therapy session is really making me hope that sam actually fucks all these people over and doesnt give anyone money.

edit: except maybe TJ
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This is really making me think that all zoomers are pathetic losers, they all are making stupid excuses for each other and almost crying and apologizing. No hope that they will actually ever turn on each other. This therapy session would be prime opportunity to sling shit and be funny/start rivalries but they are all doing what they have been doing for the entire show, crying about their pasts and competing to see who has the most fucked up past to cry about.

Idea for a new challenge, the fish have to go an entire week without trauma dumping or using their past as an excuse for something, loser owes the tank 10k real dollars
 
This is really surreal and funny to watch, clearly Jimmy fucked up no matter how Taylor acted yet somehow this therapy session has turned into a Jimmy suck up session.
Negev said:
This is really making me think that all zoomers are pathetic losers, they all are making stupid excuses for each other and almost crying and apologizing. No hope that they will actually ever turn on each other. This therapy session would be prime opportunity to sling shit and be funny/start rivalries but they are all doing what they have been doing for the entire show, crying about their pasts and competing to see who has the most fucked up past to cry about.
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I think it's obvious most Fish don't like him but they also know he's popular and the dominate driving force in the tank so they don't want to piss of the fans or get on his bad side.
 
I can't get over the fact that Sam's basically giving them an excuse to shit all over Jimmy with the "who would you eliminate?" question, and they still won't take it. Like everybody didn't already know the second he got in Taylor's face. Hell, Jet made the point that Taylor was given a golden opportunity to get a contestant off the show, and all she had to say was "I don't feel comfortable with him".

Fish, blink twice if you're afraid to talk out of fear of Jimmy struggle snuggling you in the night.
 
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