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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Brian talks about playing the game yet when he was served the chance to rile jimbo up to get him booted he just sides with him lmfao dumbass. It's a toss up for me who is worse, Brian or Jimmy.
 
I think Jet fucked up so bad this time that Sam decided to take things into his own hands (he's been involved nonstop and you can really tell the difference when Sam is in control of the tank vs when Jet does his retarded wigger shit that doesn't work out ever). And even though they act like this is all 5d chess there is plenty of evidence that NONE of this was planned and they have been in a perpetual crisis ever since the beginning of the show. This "restart" or whatever is an attempt to start fresh after all the bullshit. Production crew is very bad at pretending that they know what they're doing. I wonder if Jet is reflecting on how his unchecked ego lead to all this and how kiwifarms was right the whole time...
 
The Real Me said:
Oh my god, I just hit the worst part.
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Okay, maybe I’m paranoid. But part of me wonders if she’s going to have been an actor. And that she’s going to be some cult leader character. Of course it’s likely/the sad reality that she’s a disturbed girl in a hospital. But now the attic has me doubting everything.
 
Summer gives an ultimatum at like 24 minutes in of 3 options.
1: Institutionalize her, she mentions that she will get out at some point though.
2: Kill her
3: Let her be a freeloader on the show.
what are yall pickin?
 
The Real Me said:
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Summer is so profoundly damaged that she can't really associate with people, she just needs to live out in the countryside and tend a small garden while she is instructed to talk to the plants.
The Real Me said:
Oh my god, I just hit the worst part.
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The best thing to do with cases like this is to just brick wall her until she gets the medications stable. The empathic thing is NOT how you handle a case like this, she is like a person drowning, she will drag you to the bottom with her.
 
curbside2 said:
Okay, maybe I’m paranoid. But part of me wonders if she’s going to have been an actor. And that she’s going to be some cult leader character. Of course it’s likely/the sad reality that she’s a disturbed girl in a hospital. But now the attic has me doubting everything.
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Not a chance. If she was an actor, she would defiantly know not to go as far as she did and spoil that everybody was the "plant." It's the same way that you know Jimmy is legit, if he was exaggerating his characteristic, he would hold back.
 
Great Sun Jester said:
This shit also feels like an ARG
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Seems like the usual ARG shit.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
Summer is so profoundly damaged that she can't really associate with people, she just needs to live out in the countryside and tend a small garden while she is instructed to talk to the plants.

The best thing to do with cases like this is to just brick wall her until she gets the medications stable. The empathic thing is NOT how you handle a case like this, she is like a person drowning, she will drag you to the bottom with her.
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I know that you're right but these girls that always sound on the verge of tears still pull at my heartstrings every time. It's like closing the door on a puppy.

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Seems like the usual ARG shit.
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What do you mean by that?
 
The Real Me said:
I know that you're right but these girls that always sound on the verge of tears still pull at my heartstrings every time. It's like closing the door on a puppy.
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A rabies-infected puppy, maybe. If you have any self preservation instinct at all, you'd stay the fuck away.
 
Great Sun Jester said:
Summer's messages to the production, leaked on /tv/, take it with a grain of salt they may be fake, they also censor the name of the hospital and other stuff. This shit also feels like an ARG


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At 39:58 the speaker mentions Kent Hospital. They do seem to have a psychiatric unit, they also seem to work with a nearby Butler Hospital. Even though I predicted that she would be dropped off at a hospital, I have some doubts about the authenticity based on 2 reasons.

1. Although psych patients are typically allowed to make phone calls, they are going to have to go through a unit-phone and not a personal cellphone. Zoomers don't remember phone numbers. Of course, this could be explained by them allowing her to write down her contact info prior to removing the phone and I wouldn't be surprised if staff guides patients through this just so they don't have to deal with future issues.

2. This many phone calls in such a quick period of time would either raise an eyebrow amongst staff or would piss off other patients. Depending on the time of day of these calls, it could be that whoever is on duty is lazy/half-paying attention/doesn't care.
 
Trying to understand the new Summer audio leak but I'm having trouble understanding what she's trying to get across here
 
Bogliacci said:
Brian talks about playing the game yet when he was served the chance to rile jimbo up to get him booted he just sides with him lmfao dumbass. It's a toss up for me who is worse, Brian or Jimmy.
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What did you expect from someone who can't even write?
 
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