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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
And now the streams seems to be down. I'm very happy that I didn't spend 60 dollars on this (admittedly very entertaining) train wreck.
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EDIT: Nevermind it started working again the second I looked back at the stream. Or perhaps it was just Bedroom 1 that was down...?
 
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For the Kiwis who had plans to attend Jon's New Year's Eve party, I have some bad news. (Late ⏰ but keeping it for archive link I guess)
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All of the Fishtank streams went down. I was watching Bunk when it happened and Ben was about to do a bit. The stream came back briefly and Ben was telling them to get back how they were, stop talking, and don't move until the streams are back lol. Bit continues even offline. Once it was fully back online Ben and Jet were talking about how it was down and Ben was telling them to shut up again and how he needed to restart what he was going to do.
Ben is great on his feet.
 
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I feel like Taylor is very underrated as a content driver. Immediately she was thrust into a situation with Jimmy (admittedly, that was Judge's idea) by writing down his sexual fantasies. Then the whole headbutt hotdogs situation with Jimmy happened. Currently she's in the Bunk with TJ after being attatched to the hip with him all day. She's got to be scheming something. She can't be oblivious to the fact that she's got him wrapped around her little finger. And she has a strong motivation to win - she needs that gambling money.

Either she actually does something, or she goes home before anything actually happens just like all the other immediately interesting fish.
 
I think Sam and co are blocking any mention of TJ's porn habits because they're pushing the TJ/Taylor romance angle and chat is eating it up.
 
Commonwealth Caterpillar said:
I feel like Taylor is very underrated as a content driver. Immediately she was thrust into a situation with Jimmy (admittedly, that was Judge's idea) by writing down his sexual fantasies. Then the whole headbutt hotdogs situation with Jimmy happened. Currently she's in the Bunk with TJ after being attatched to the hip with him all day. She's got to be scheming something. She can't be oblivious to the fact that she's got him wrapped around her little finger. And she has a strong motivation to win - she needs that gambling money.

Either she actually does something, or she goes home before anything actually happens just like all the other immediately interesting fish.
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Only reason Jet brought Taylor in is to milk the thirsty simps for all their worth. She is a replacement for cash cow Cole.
 
Tayleigh says to keep the dyke (Nifty) away from her, someone said in the chat that apparently she got groomed by a dyke which makes sense why she distanced herself from Summer after that TTS on Day 4
 
Cringestorian X said:
Tayleigh says to keep the dyke (Nifty) away from her, someone said in the chat that apparently she got groomed by a dyke which makes sense why she distanced herself from Summer after that TTS on Day 4
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Last night Sam was joking around with her talking about Nifty having a polycule and shit, and Tay was visibly disgusted and told him to make sure she keeps that shit stay from her. Tayleigh does not fuck with the prog shit at all. Based.

Then they were joking about Nifty loving to get anal, saying that’s the only kind of sex she likes, and instead of anal she just calls it fun
 
It's weird seeing Jimmy coherent. I go back and forth between hating him and liking him. I am sure if he wasn't abused he'd be a funny dude. He is clever even in his ramblings
 
I have only seen one TTS addressing the horse porn but I don't even think TJ heard it since there was other stuff going on.

Edit: Someone mentioned his porn account name, futa and horse porn. TJ looked surprised and said "What are you talking about?"
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They're slamming kratom at the bar, weird that they allowed that in the tank.
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What is kratom and what does it do?
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
It's weird seeing Jimmy coherent. I go back and forth between hating him and liking him. I am sure if he wasn't abused he'd be a funny dude. He is clever even in his ramblings
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I find it hard to actively hate him. The dude's a freak, but I mean, if you've been horrifically physically, mentally, and sexually abused as a child the way he allegedly has been, would you fare any better? Would I?

I do legit want him gone though, but only for everybody's safety and well-being, his own included.
 
CoolFool said:
I have only seen one TTS addressing the horse porn but I don't even think TJ heard it since there was other stuff going on.

What is kratom and what does it do?
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Kratom is an opioid I believe, and it's legal. I got some once a couple years ago at a smoke shop. It just made me really dehydrated and I felt sick the next day, so I tossed it. Some people swear by it, and others swear it'll lead you to heroin if you're not careful.
 
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