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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
curbside2 said:
I hope not. I think TJ can turn it around with guidance. Imagine what is on Jets hard drive? We have to turn young people away from porn.
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Idk man. Mid 20s and has a thing for incest and bestiality and fantasizing about kids being involved. I'm all for rehabilitating these porn sick dudes but I think after a certain age it's probably too late.
 
alright i'm done with summer for tonight
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i'll check her again tomorrow
 
TJ - I don't want to be seen as a horrible racist
Judge - You already did the ooga booga thing
 
TJ says the worst thing that could happen to him on the show is something embarrassing. Sam presses him to explain what that would be. TJ first says if a friend leaked a racist message, Sam says TJ already did something racist and asks if he sends racist texts. TJ says no. Sam keeps pressing him to tell him what could be embarrassing. Changes the subject when TJ doesn't give an answer. Sam is clearly fucking with him.
 
The attic shit is so fucking boring, TJ doesn't even have a double digit IQ and he's so slow to answer questions it's taking fucking forever. I tapped out, maybe reading the recap will be worthwhile when this interview is over after 4 more questions and 2 more hours. Total nontent. We all know about TJ's fucked up porn stuff, the reveal is too drawn out because he's too stupid to think anything's up. It was more fun watching Jimmy practice his stand-up in B1 or the other fish play truth or dare in B3.
 
S.C.U.D. said:
The attic shit is so fucking boring, TJ doesn't even have a double digit IQ and he's so slow to answer questions it's taking fucking forever. I tapped out, maybe reading the recap will be worthwhile when this interview is over after 4 more questions and 2 more hours. Total nontent. We all know about TJ's fucked up porn stuff, the reveal is too drawn out because he's too stupid to think anything's up. It was more fun watching Jimmy practice his stand-up in B1 or the other fish play truth or dare in B3.
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It seems to be picking up. Sam keeps telling him to think and answer faster, which is working.
 
When Sam gets Jimmy in the attic for some Scientology style auditing, shit could get very real very quickly. I wonder if they have the stones to go through with it

Sam is definitely big enough to handle Jimmy, but who knows what kind of tard rage will come out of him when he finally goes over the edge. He could start getting flashbacks in there or something and lose his fucking mind
 
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The two arrows symbolize hate and death, and love and life. TJ is now in the hate and death corner.
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We're told the logo is for the initiative group and Sam asks TJ if he wants to be the first member. TJ responds noncommittally for the 100th time this interview and Sam ends the session.
 
I now present to you, 97 unique quotes from 97 unique comment URLs that google gave me for TJ's posting history on rule34.xxx:

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ALL QUOTES ARE FROM TJ'S RULE34.XXX POSTING ACTIVITY [lubecooch site:rule34.xxx]

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Maybe if I send this to my friend and her mom they'll get some hints....
Good lord, if these piercings look as lovely as they do in this art perhaps I should be more accepting of my daughter's appearance.
This is what I tell myself at the gym as well
Yes son, that's right.
Wish my mom and aunt were this open
It's good to be the queen, or not, depends on who you ask.
Need to get my mama drunk and see if this works
I wish horny rape tentacles were real
How I feel everytime I leave the pool
Lenny, are you okay bro?
Me whenever my mom bends over
This is how I destress my stallion
I'd love to go through both, they are amazing. Maybe I can take the horse while my daughter has fun with the doggy, getting rammed side by side.
Wish my son wanted to do cute Tik Tok challenges like this.
I know stupid
My daughter and I need to record something like this.
Would love to set up a breeding session my mom and a huge stallion.
I'd love to wear this around outside but I don't know if my kids will be too proud of me hehe.
Just want to shove my face into those giant balls
Looks like I have a Halloween costume for next October.
I mean, can you blame her? Have you seen the roster in Street Fighter?
Wish my son would do this to girls his own age
Wish my aunt was as fun as Pepa
Would love to make some centaurs
Wish my mom would have this fun with me
She must be experiencing heaven
My baby gets drunk off my ass.
This is me with my mom too
This is what it feels like to work out with my mom too
This is what my daughter and I wear when we go work out.
I would be the luckiest girl in the world to have all that horsey ass forced on my face
How it feels to work out with my mom
Wish my mom would prepare this for dinner
Would love to be gangraped by horses, we live in a boring world
Wish Hange could do some experimenting on me
Where's Doja Cat?
If you aren't treating your stallions like this, you can't call yourself a horsegirl.
Mom and friends after a few beers
Me and my mom be like
I'm definitely a Marie kinda girl
Is this canon?
God knows my son needs this
Same Violet, one time was out washing cars with my mom and this was all I was thinking. We could get a real line if we wanted.
Would gladly sell my mom away to Jabba.
Chad Usopp once again
Imagine all the money these two are making, I'm sure I could pay a semester of college if my mom and I did this at least three times.
I wish my son would use me like this
Maybe I should do this with my kids if it means they'll behave
I think it would take me a penny to sleep with a horse hehe
Wish my mom was like this when I introduced her to my friends
Need friends like this
Me thinking about my mom and her friends
Quite the career, coming from being a popstar to a beast star, wonder what she'll do next and if I'll still be supremely jealous.
I say the same thing when looking at my mom's ass
Imagine these girls just ravaging you. It makes my holes ache with pleasure.
Every girl has this relationship with her mama
Me and the girls willing to do this since it's been so long
Someone needs to invent a time machine and let me go back to the Jurassic
My mom would look like her if we were Victorians
Wish Cinnabus and I could drown in each other's tits on god
Good old mother-son bonding, love it
Need a man to do this with my space friend
Me when I see my mom
If they offered ass or cock with every vaccine, the world would be saved
Need a Victorian mommy to dwarf my big tits
Why can't Muslim girls like them go to my classes?
Chubby Rich Girl
Makes a girl wish she had more of her own tiddy to grab
Some homeless dudes don't wait for you to offer
Would her titan form be pregnant?
This is how my friends greet me
It would be funny if Kim lost most of her money and in an attempt to stay relevant and rich she did this.
Giant royal tiddies
Classic Mother-Daughter bonding
This is what it's like living in my house.
Need a crew like this
Boobs on his head
This is why we need more MILF employees at Starbucks
Maybe I should adopt the faith
Please punish me demon
Makes me wish some grabby tentacles would find me and my daughter together.
I'm jealous that they get to live in a world with tentacle rape and me and my daughter will never experience this together.
My mom when I'm being annoying
Wish a Viltrimite would come down to Earth and make me his fuckpet
I'd love to help the jockeys of the world moralize their stallions with my tight holes
Super sexy and super smart, wish I was Robin
Every girl needs a friend who'll hold them up while fucking their ass
It's weird how much she looks like my mom
Need a double dicked futa for my mom and I to pleasure
Maybe she should close her legs before entering
Is it bad I find Darkness one of the most relatable fictional characters?
Need some futa friends to do to me what's happening to D.Va
Classically Abby? Ms. Shapiro?
Walking butt plug
my interview outfit
Sometimes I'm afraid I do this to my friends
That scene of Diane and Debbie by the pool reminds me of me and my sister. Wonder if my son has seen that as well.
 
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