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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
It's been 3.5 hours since the dance off began. Initially, I told myself that I would go to bed when somebody won, how foolish.

There is no music and it seems that it will only end when one of them passes out from exhaustion or slips on the carpet. Shinji gives a shout out to Homelander and Crash Bandicoot and I have no idea why.
 
Just got back from a new years party. Remeber, real shit, this new year will be for you and me. Trust yourself and keep your friends close, because those who you may trust the most may be the ones who wont like you the next month. Be yourself, without fail. Real shit.
 
4 hours. Jet repeatedly tells them that they cannot split the prize but Trish refuses to believe it unless he tells them in person.


8.5 minutes of Jet trying to convince them that it's really him.
 
Jet finally shows up in person. No splitting the prize, check out the new whisper TTS, watches Minecraft videos.


Now Lethal Company videos! :)
 
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4 hours. Jet repeatedly tells them that they cannot split the prize but Trish refuses to believe it unless he tells them in person.
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8.5 minutes of Jet trying to convince them that it's really him.
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Almost as if not having a way to let them discern production TTS from user TTS has its drawbacks in making tardwrangling impossible without coming up to them.
 
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5 hours of dancing.
TJ and Taylor want to sleep but instead of going to sleep in the empty Bedroom 2, the group decides to continue dancing in the dark. Vance gets sick of waiting around in the bunk and goes back downstairs. TTS and SFX are still enabled.

Jet is spamming Gay Guy Alert on loop.

I can't do any more of this, it's 10AM now. I could've gone to sleep and they'd still have been dancing. Hopefully someone else here captures the winner. :feels:

 
It's good to see 1930s Depression Era dance marathons reappearing on Fish Tank. Basically couples dancing till they physically dropped for the possibility of a few hundred bucks. Seems mildly prophetic.
 
Can't wait for the ARG thing to turn into an underwhelming bit that they quickly forget about.
 
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