🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Rome Is Burning]

Jimmy just lost Jenga. Sperged out. And Trisha got hit in the head by a Jenga piece.

He called a nigger a nigger, which was deserved

 

[stickywicket]

Tay tries too hard

 

[Sammich]

I know. It’s crazy how when you don’t fuck with your hormones, you keep the hair on your head. Any more brain busters?

Or i mean, if you are very low test (like you seem to be) you keep your hair. A lot of normal dudes lose their hair, male pattern baldness has been a thing for a long time. Of all the good reasons to dunk on sam, him having a bit of a bald spot at 40ish is a hell of a stretch.

 

[Blackstar]

Tay tries too hard

She admits to being a fucking ifunny user, has talked about facetiming Cobes, and has an Onion Farms account where she asked about how to get in contact with Chris. Taytriots, it's over
I guess Shinji or Jimmy are my niggas now

 

[Hector Hamsteak]

Tay tries too hard

She's a Betty tier /pol/ pickme. But hey she said the niggerword again, so heckin chudwifey!

 

[CoolFool]

There's no way they're kicking the most endorsed and popular fish (Shinji) and they'd be stupid to kick Jimmy too since he's the main content driving force and he gets a ton of hate TTS. If you would have asked days ago I would say it's definitely TJ, but he has gotten more endorsements and popular recently, so idk.

I'm wondering if Taylor is going to be kicked because she wants to leave. She doesn't ever seem to do much and she doesn't look like she's having fun except when she was drinking. I think the crew were hoping a cute girl would get them easy money, but as far as I've seen, she doesn't get that much TTS or gifts sent her way. The only time she seems popular is when she's interacting with TJ and then TTS is spamming them both to do something, but nothing ever happens, and Taylor clearly has zero interest in TJ. So really, what's left for her to do?

I could also see TJ leaving due to the porn situation. Idk, if I had to bet I'm gonna say Taylor since she's costing the crew money yet not making them much in return. But I hope TJ leaves because I don't like him. I actually don't care if TJ or Taylor leaves.

Tay tries too hard

What's she doing now? I missed it.

 

[Blackstar]

What's she doing now? I missed it.

She's trying to be funny with a mixture of faggot nigger 1488 chinks tranny and all the other good words, even literally chimping out, but instead of being funny it just makes her look like an extremely cringy /pol/ tryhard

 

[curbside2]

Shinji just bodied Trisha in the laugh comp in 30 seconds. Why is this jap fucking good at everything?

 

[parody]

i know shinji has the deck stacked against him being an ESL foreigner but it would be really sad to see him go

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Shinji's #1 Christmas list item was was a green card, and he's implied that if he won the prize money he'd use it to go to school and earn a green card. If Shinji ever ended up getting eliminated I wonder if Sam would hire him just for the sake of helping him get a green card more easily.

 

[Bogliacci]

She's trying to be funny with a mixture of faggot nigger 1488 chinks tranny and all the other good words, even literally chimping out, but instead of being funny it just makes her look like an extremely cringy /pol/ tryhard

Well they were trying to trip up the gay nigger so why not make racial statements that'd trip up a gay nigger?

 

[CoolFool]

This challenge is tough tbh. I'm curious, what would you kiwis say if you had to make someone laugh on the spot?

 

[parody]

This challenge is tough tbh. I'm curious, what would you kiwis say if you had to make someone laugh on the spot?

I think Brian nailed it. Just do cumtown-tier impersonations of family guy characters having gay sex.

 

[Gaunt King Ithan Rilph]

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[Edict of Expulsion]

So really, what's left for her to do?

She’s half of the Taylor/TJ thirst coomer or parasocial autists wanting TJ to score TTS

But after the jimmy assault of Taylor she’s just too shellshocked.
They absolutely added Taylor to be the role summer was supposed to have. Game recognize game and I know Sam knows the allure of a young innocent girl.

Spoiler: My sperging about the fish

But yea Taylor has been incredibly boring. Tayleigh is less hot but way more entertaining.

Tbh although Delaney is super ugly, her unapologetic racism is pretty entertaining.

It would absolutely be better to keep shinji over Taylor.
But I can understand Taylor floundering and having no chips but shinji seems so dedicated. Yet he sleeps in the dumbest places, when he does sleep, and absolutely struggles with chips.

Like prison, they all have life reasons why they’re there, on the show. Shinji being a runt of the Asian litter and sucking at math is probably part of why he is.

Trash like Trisha is cleaning up with chips which is wild. Jew Brian chain smoking and being a coomer. Strategy needs a lot more focus from these brainlets.

Spoiler: My sperging about the show

Sidenote, the production desperately trying to get the fish to rent back the Xbox. For $200 real dollars a day. Then no one was remotely interested. Immediately lowered to $150 per day, still an awful deal.
Plus this the day after the $4k dance challenge reward.

Maybe Sam and production expected there to be a lot more income from the New Years event, TTS, but just didn’t happen. Seems like they’re just possibly breaking even right now.
Totally underestimated how literally the fish are there for the money, of course. Except the niggerfaggot trying to monkeybranch (kek) from (((Alex Stein))) to trash entertainment.

Anisa/Anus’ husband figured out that big events cost a lot and can lose a lot and Sam Hyde must know that. Every production is a gamble. If some bigger event happens then there goes something stealing all of your viewers.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Wasn't there supposed to be some major event or reset or something on the 1st?

 

[curbside2]

@aromatic on your second point. Running the show over the holidays was stupid. From the 25th-1st I had a list of work related parties/events to attend. Most nights it was out of my hands if I wanted to watch or not.​

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Considering they rely on paypigs. I assume during that stretch they were running the show for people with low work requirements. And likely not a lot of disposable income. Kind of stupid to kneecap your numbers for a week.​

I haven’t spent a cent on the show. Just my educated guest on the Xbox money thing.

 

[Jobama]

 

[parody]

@aromatic on your second point. Running the show over the holidays was stupid. From the 25th-1st I had a list of work related parties/events to attend. Most nights it was out of my hands if I wanted to watch or not.​

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Considering they rely on paypigs. I assume during that stretch they were running the show for people with low work requirements. And likely not a lot of disposable income. Kind of stupid to kneecap your numbers for a week.​

I haven’t spent a cent on the show. Just my educated guest on the Xbox money thing.

Look at this fucking guy, with his job and family and social life and shit.

 

[Da R00D D00D]

Just tuned in to judge saying Trish has to make Tayleigh laugh as a competition and immediately Trish rips into her appearing like a tranny. looks around her body "I'm pretty sure I see an adam's apple and sometimes I see your bulge". Can't see Tayleigh's reaction but I can imagine a big stink face.

 

[Blackstar]

Just tuned in to judge saying Trish has to make Tayleigh laugh as a competition and immediately Trish rips into her appearing like a tranny. looks around her body "I'm pretty sure I see an adam's apple and sometimes I see your bulge". Can't see Tayleigh's reaction but I can imagine a big stink face.

Tayleigh caused this by doing it first when asked to try making someone laugh and immediately roasting them instead.