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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
In minor season 1 news, Jon is seething at damiel again. Because of this
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Jon has been mad for hours saying he wants to fight damiel. Finally damiel joins a discord card, clowns him some more, and jon gets really really mad
 
So Taylor was brought in specifically as a psychic TJ torture right? Like Brian’s ex, the gay black man and Jimmy, and Nifty with Tay? I have to wonder if she was designed from the ground up to break his heart lol
 
people's expressed racism for jokes is much like the place they received racisms for jokes (in Taytay's case, I'm thinking gypsycrusader)

Sam's racism for jokes is barrel aged over decades on various racist message boards, a potpourri of fine racism tempered by deep retreats to crypsis and folded over 6 million times, and decidedly very male
Tay is applying hers like she'd apply a make-up tutorial
 
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Marche said:
You have to be as retarded as Nifty if you thought Tay was anything but faking
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The defining moment was at the end when I expected Tay to tell her off, however the words Tay used was "really empowering" and that was the absolute confirmation.

Literally so well done, fake enough that the audience knew where she was but fake enough for fuckin' Nifty to not suspect a thing. TAYWAN #1, Nifty took a massive L.
 
I have a question for MDE fans, I'm not that familiar with them. Does Jet actually think he looks good in those outfits or is dressing bad on purpose? It confuses me when I read about how much he values aesthetic and fashion yet he legit looks stupid.
 
popnloch ness monster said:
people's expressed racism for jokes is much like the place they received racisms for jokes (in Taytay's case, I'm thinking gypsycrusader)

Sam's racism for jokes is barrel aged over decades on various racist message boards, a potpourri of fine racism tempered by deep retreats to crypsis and folded over a 6 million times, and decidedly very male
Tay is applying hers like she'd apply a make-up tutorial
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High-quality racism is extraordinarily hard work. You have to have working recall of at minimimum eight or nine thousand distinct races, living and extinct, and run extensive simulations just to model the disgusting attributes of the most easily conceivable 2- & 3-way crosses. - Hakan Rotmwrt (pbuh)
 
CoolFool said:
I have a question for MDE fans, I'm not that familiar with them. Does Jet actually think he looks good in those outfits or is dressing bad on purpose? It confuses me when I read about how much he values aesthetic and fashion yet he legit looks stupid.
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Jet uses ironic self depreciation to cope with his ugliness.
 
Hector Hamsteak said:
Anyone that bought that incredibly obvious fake crying bit from Tayleigh, might just have autism.
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Marche said:
You have to be as retarded as Nifty if you thought Tay was anything but faking
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I was watching the entire thing, it wasn't just the crying but the way she sat completely still and stone faced throughout the initial talk and then almost immediately when she's told to speak she breaks down and the somewhat subtle posture change, getting slowly lower and lower as the talk went on. I didn't give her much credit before so when she suddenly has a ton of self awareness about herself, to me, it came off as someone who is finally self reflecting upon herself though I did note that I didn't think she was actually sorry for being racist and homophobic, just that she was appealing to the crowd. All I can say is that she baited me hard and it impressed me. If Jimmy somehow gets kicked off first, she has my endorsement.
 
CoolFool said:
I have a question for MDE fans, I'm not that familiar with them. Does Jet actually think he looks good in those outfits or is dressing bad on purpose? It confuses me when I read about how much he values aesthetic and fashion yet he legit looks stupid.
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Sam for some reason prefers to surround himself with retarded young wiggers. That's all there is to it.
 
CoolFool said:
I have a question for MDE fans, I'm not that familiar with them. Does Jet actually think he looks good in those outfits or is dressing bad on purpose? It confuses me when I read about how much he values aesthetic and fashion yet he legit looks stupid.
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yes he wears all kinds of ugly shit unironically. for a while i thought it was a joke, same with joeyy, but hes bought several thousand dollar hypebeast pants and is literally always wearing something buttfuck ugly.

the sweater vest is apparently tyler the creators brand
 
curbside2 said:
So Taylor was brought in specifically as a psychic TJ torture right? Like Brian’s ex, the gay black man and Jimmy, and Nifty with Tay? I have to wonder if she was designed from the ground up to break his heart lol
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I'd consider it except TJ is the one that keeps self-sabotaging. She hasn't been fucking with him, he just doesn't know how to handle himself when a girl is showing interest.
 
CoolFool said:
I have a question for MDE fans, I'm not that familiar with them. Does Jet actually think he looks good in those outfits or is dressing bad on purpose? It confuses me when I read about how much he values aesthetic and fashion yet he legit looks stupid.
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despite all his life coaching and talk of self-improvement, there's always been a thick miasma of giving up surrounding Sam ever since the beanie cropped up on top of his head, his head grew sizes and he realised he's not putting that one back the way it was
he dresses like shit, eats like shit, acts like a shit
I think it's naturally having a rub-off effect on his workers and work environment - he is this grand presence in their lives, they take after him in various ways, and that's what he lets them get away with

warski looking cowboy is the only odd one out of his gang
 
S.C.U.D. said:
Sam for some reason prefers to surround himself with retarded young wiggers. That's all there is to it.
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He said in a stream before that he can't afford to pay for a crew of professionals, so he works with young people who are eager for experience. I guess the wiggers do good enough work for him, and he can boss them around
 
popnloch ness monster said:
despite all his life coaching and talk of self-improvement, there's always been a thick miasma of giving up surrounding Sam ever since the beanie cropped up on top of his head, his head grew sizes and he realised he's not putting that one back the way it was
he dresses like shit, eats like shit, acts like a shit
I think it's naturally having a rub-off effect on his workers and work environment - he is this grand presence in their lives, they take after him in various ways, and that's what he lets them get away with

warski looking cowboy is the only odd one out of his gang
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I wouldn't go so far as to blame Sam for his workers being idiot wiggers, that's all the rage for young people 30 and below now, especially in creative stuff. It's just like attracting like combined with Sam trying to appeal to zoomers by having wigger shit everywhere. He never used to dress the way he does or hung out with these types of people 10 years ago.
 
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