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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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Shinji tells a story about the first time he jerked off in public
 
I'm guessing Taylor bows out because she didn't pay rent and TJ is spared. She's obviously a plant and did NOT want to stay past tonight.
 
Unpopular Opinion maybe. But I thought Jimmy's was the worst. The first eight minutes were fine. The next ten were excruciating. It's a microcosm of Jimmy himself.
 
Watching TJ talk with Taylor is cringe. I hope Taylor leaves first so she can find out all the gross shit he's into and then never talk to him again.

Literally said "It was cool kissing you and stuff." C R I N G E
 
Nifty has been giving her thoughts on the comedy to Duany'ay:

She gave a ranking of the competitors at risk of elimination's sets:
Shinji > Taylor > Jimmy > TJ

Other notable observations:
  • Said that everyone seemed to be making a real effort except for Delaney.
  • Said that Jimmy had some really good jokes in the set that he showed her, but all at the end. Tried to tell him to cut out the boring shit but he didn't listen
  • Said that Tayleigh's set was "fucking savage" and "well written"
  • Taylor is dead weight, she's just "eye candy" for the audience. Had some good material but bad execution.
  • Liked Brian's set: smoke detector joke was relatable because she has a black roommate that doesn't change the smoke detector batteries
  • Says a real true alpha male is humble. Jimmy is a fake alpha. Shinji is a real one
  • Thinks Tay is jealous of her because she has more fans
  • Jimmy is a "male chauvinistic pig"
 
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curbside2 said:
Unpopular Opinion maybe. But I thought Jimmy's was the worst. The first eight minutes were fine. The next ten were excruciating. It's a microcosm of Jimmy himself.
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The paypigs seem to agree with you.
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Jimmy leaving instead of TJ would be worse for the entertainment value of the show and worse for the money side as Jimmy consistently gets lots of TTSes, he always interacts with them, he's the only fish playing into the clans angle which encourages more paypigging, and without the forced Taylor bit TJ has nothing.
 
Jimmy leaving would be hilarious. His bipolar meltdown would be funnier than his whole standup set, I wonder if he'll do the "I HAVE NO WHERE TO GO T_T" bit again.
 
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TJ being a bitch, and not shooting his shot when he's assuming he's getting kicked off

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After the friendship hug
 
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Two Jewish refugees hiding in occupied Germany moments before the S.S. broke down their door. - (East Berlin, 1941)
 
I do not find the Tj/Taylor "romance" entertaining. Clearly i'm in the minority though because TJ/Taylor's room has 4x as many views as B3 where most of the fish are
 
the vote has been tied between tj and jimmy the entire time. they are absolutely rigging the polls to vacuum more coins. a ton of the normal polls have all been one sided and then jumped to a tie at the end.
 
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