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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Jimmy the moment he was asked to convince the audience to vote for him.
 
Stat update as of 10PM 1/1/23 EST



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1st Shinji- 8650 -

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2nd Jimmy - 3504

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3rd taylor- 3107 -


Runners up:
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TJ - 3077 -

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Tayleigh - 2828 -
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Trish - 1473 -
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Brian - 1057 -
1704166606368.pngNifty - 90
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Duany'ay - 69
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Delaney - 52



Cole: - Retired 12/27/23 Reason: Dishonorably Discharged
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Summer: - TKO 12/22/23 Cause: Mental Combustion
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JC - Retired 12/22/23 Cause: Voluntary Forfeit
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Meg - KO - 12/25/23 Cause: Told to take a seat by Jimmy, obliged by taking a permanent break from the game
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This could be more interesting if it hadn’t been going on for over two hours. The elimination challenge alone lasted over an hour. I’m feeling drained at this point and ready for it to be over. The tension is broken for me.
 
calling it now. sam does an attack session with TJ, doesnt kick him, and then the entire cast applauds him as he returns to the living room
 
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After telling everyone else that they're safe, Sam begins another mindfuck session with TJ, telling him now that everyone is a paid actor, not just Brian, and that everything has been completely fake and set up. Tells him Taylor had the worst rated act, but they decided to kick him off after the results of his last "session". Also says that he needs to let his "dumb animal brain take over" and basically says that TJ needs to stop acting like a pussy all the time. Says he needs to wear shoes if he wants to get ho's as well. Later tells him that he's just been fucking with him, that nobody is an actor, Taylor really likes him, but he's still gone. Ends it by asking TJ if he wants to stay, and he'll go kick Taylor right now. TJ says yes, Sam asks him if he's sure, and he says yes
 
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This could be more interesting if it hadn’t been going on for over two hours. The elimination challenge alone lasted over an hour. I’m feeling drained at this point and ready for it to be over. The tension is broken for me.
It's an extra "fuck you" knowing that it was all obviously rigged from the start too.
 
Trish had the best set imo, I was pleasantly surprised
Trish the past week has proven to be the best girl. Latinas FTW!

cute, funny, has a lot of stamina, will do anything for money, knows how to make a body feel good. Its too bad she was born on this side of the border she'd be a top tier tijuana whore. easily pay her a whole $100 to fuck.
Also says that he needs to let his "dumb animal brain take over" and basically says that TJ needs to stop acting like a pussy all the time
Sam does know what TJ jerks off to right? Maybe he shouldn't let the animal brain take over.
 
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