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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Alot of "Donkey Kong" in tts from MoonMcmasters.
 
These are just pretty normal messages you might expect from a friend, again just seems cruel to ban the coded TTS messages
Brian's been getting them from an irl "Wolf of Walmart," and last year TTSes sent to Vance referencing "Linear Path" were from his girlfriend Linnea and TTSes for "Squirtle" were from Vance's mom.

I don't really get the fuss.
 
Jimmy keeps bragging about what an epic meme lord he is, how he's the last kekistani priest, etc, but has he actually produced any memes in his entire time there so far? I honestly can't think of any lasting jokes he's made that caught on as inside jokes or anything.
 
I don't know everything that's happened today, only about the coded shit, but since i've been watching 30~ minutes ago it seems like production is specifically trying to fuck with Jimmy. Banning his coded TTS', searching him for shit, taking his shield when he presents it, taking his cologne after he sprays it. Have no clue what they're plan is but Jimmy is not happy.
 
I don't know everything that's happened today, only about the coded shit, but since i've been watching 30~ minutes ago it seems like production is specifically trying to fuck with Jimmy. Banning his coded TTS', searching him for shit, taking his shield when he presents it, taking his cologne after he sprays it. Have no clue what they're plan is but Jimmy is not happy.
i think it has more to do with who jimmy is rather than the idea of coded messages themselves. sam saw a ziploc baggie full of pens and asked jimmy if he was gonna stick them in someones eye. i think theyre assuming worst case scenario, not entirely unfairly.
 
I don't know everything that's happened today, only about the coded shit, but since i've been watching 30~ minutes ago it seems like production is specifically trying to fuck with Jimmy. Banning his coded TTS', searching him for shit, taking his shield when he presents it, taking his cologne after he sprays it. Have no clue what they're plan is but Jimmy is not happy.
Messages of support from friends and family isn't necessarily 'coded' TTS. In a few of the examples from Jimmy's friend he seems to be passing along subtle advice or information, that's different from what Vance, Letty, or Megan did.
 
Agent Jimmy has been compromised, I repeat Agent Jimmy has been compromised. Enact Protocol: Samson Option.
 
Jimmy keeps bragging about what an epic meme lord he is, how he's the last kekistani priest, etc, but has he actually produced any memes in his entire time there so far? I honestly can't think of any lasting jokes he's made that caught on as inside jokes or anything.
Does establishing the gooncave count? due to TTS its become a known reference inside the tank as well.

 
I don't really understand why this is a big deal? Even Letty and other fish on season 1 and Megan in season 2 had friends that sent them coded messages of support. Who cares?
The codes are to tell Jimmy when someone is scheming against him to take his chips or other stuff. The moment he knew he got burned he was hiding in the closet protecting his chips and Sam had to drag him to Yoga.
 
I don't really understand why this is a big deal? Even Letty and other fish on season 1 and Megan in season 2 had friends that sent them coded messages of support. Who cares?
Brian's been getting them from an irl "Wolf of Walmart," and last year TTSes sent to Vance referencing "Linear Path" were from his girlfriend Linnea and TTSes for "Squirtle" were from Vance's mom.

I don't really get the fuss.
I think the point of contention is that this is suspected not to be from friends/family, but from people experienced with Fishtank giving him advice. I have no idea what the fuck is going on with this myself, though.
 
*Siren SFX, Trap Drum Beat Starts*
*Minecraft Glass Break SFX*

AIDS! *Gunshot SFX*
*Weapon Cocking SFX, Laser Beam SFX*

Jimmy fucks dogs! Jim-Jim-Jimmy fucks dogs!
*Silenced Pistol Firing SFX, Bullets Ricocheting SFX, Shotgun Blast & Cocking SFX*
*Siren SFX*

Someone in this house has AIDS! AIDS! AIDS! *Repeated Trap Music Sting SFX*
AIDS House!
COVID House!​
AIDS House!
COVID House!​
*Church Bell SFX*
Someone in this house has AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS-AIDS!
*Trap Drum Beat Ends*
 
Didn't Jimmy mention the farms the other day? What do you think the chances are that one of his discord boyfriends has been reading/commentating in the thread
 
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