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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Sam was pretending to have hired jimmy's internet friends who send him codes. It's all a big gaslight, and a really good one. Brian got jimmy to break and say the "actor" almost immediately, now jimmy is crying. Hard to explain if you didn't watch but the dramatic tension in their standoff is excellent, especially because both involved are huge fucking weirdos.
 
CoolFool said:
Why are Jimmy and Brian standing around not saying anything?
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Jimmy got a whispering fee because he whispered Tayleigh's name to Brian (exactly what he was instructed not to do by Sam). They were told the site is down and they have to stay in place so they can reenact their conversation out loud as per whispering fee rules. They're trying to build suspense. Just hoping they don't build this elimination up for 2 fucking hours again like they did last night.
 
After Jimmy whispered to Brian that Tay was the actor, they were told to freeze in place since the site was down. Went on for like 15 minites before Jimmy revealed properly to the audience. Vance came in at one point to observe, then climbed into the closet of B1.

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Fat Gay Riker said:
After Jimmy whispered to Brian that Tay was the actor, they were told to freeze in place since the site was down. Went on for like 15 minites before Jimmy revealed properly to the audience. Vance came in at one point to observe, then climbed into the closet of B1.

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Holy FUCK. Gonna use this for the stat endorsement updates.
 
curbside2 said:
Jimmy literally almost choked to death on a pepper. Pushing this man to his edge is a danger for everyone,
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I want to specify it was because he swallowed it whole rather than trying to chew and swallow it.

Sam saw that and shook his head and said "of course that's what you did" and said he'd take it easy on Jimmy for a while. I think the retard won that round.
 
Oh wow what do you know, the totally not rigged polls are close again. Better throw more money into the pot.

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Jimmy is a retard but he's so perfect for this show. He's like if Jon had a slightly higher IQ and was terminally online.
 
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