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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
jet just said sam is at the airport heading to florida, he will be gone for a couple days.
great, main character gone. hope that isn't true
Is this some sort of open source project that can be hosted? I'll run my own if this is the case.
yeah I was thinking the same thing. I'm looking at vercel and it looks rad. do we know who put fishycam.vercel up and if the source code is public?
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Someone actually paid to spend a night in the fishtank!
Isn't that like $25k? They picked a great time to get on this carnival cruise boat full of germs. Don't shake hands with Jimmy
 
Asian women are OP at fishtank. No more in season 3 please.
Josie is native. Shinji and Trishles are the first true and honest Asians in the tank!

I can answer half of that for you- miladys are hideous NFTs with a bizarre, if mostly unnotable, fanbase
I never thought I'd see Milady mentioned on KF, let alone the fucking Fishtank thread. To keep it relevant Mr. Jet Neptune hung out with kiraachu (https://twitter.com/kiraachu_) a few months back. She's an artist with lots of ties to the Miladyverse and she's working on her own NFTs called Happy Hapas and Hurt Hapas. The Fishtank x Milady connection is real

Also there was some speculation on Twitter that Jet was trying to rizz Kira up when he was in NY last year. Chronically online NEET girls seem to be his type
 
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Also, great TTS filtering, Jet.
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Shinji: "What does that mean?"
Jimmy: "I don't know."

At least he isn't reacting to it now.
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Jimmy: "What the fuck's the Page residence?"
 
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Also, great TTS filtering, Jet.
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Shinji: "What does that mean?"
Jimmy: "I don't know."

At least he isn't reacting to it now.
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Jimmy: "What the fuck's the Page residence?"
He just came around to the basement door and called them out to the camera for being hypocrites.

Good job, production. If they're doing this on purpose it's cold blooded and hypocritical.
 
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:( this really was the best one. I didn't get if they really were fine with burning bandwidth, maybe some deal with that site to stress test, but looks like they're possibly taking their toys and running home.
It looks like they're just pulling the streams from flowstreams' feed so I doubt it's a bandwidth issue.
 
The fish are discussing the B&B guest.
Duan'ye is adamanet that it's a girl but everyone else disagrees. A smart fish would make a bet with him for 100 chips right about now.
 
This has to be a psy-op from production, this guy is not a fan.

"How many girls are in this house?"
"Are you the Japanese guy that barely speaks English?"
"What's your name?"
*TTS goes off* "Was that a human or was that an AI robot talking to me?"

Production: "I don't really know who he is. He went viral a while back for saying he wants every Chinese baby to die" lol
 
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I have no idea who Charleston White is but apparently he's popular. Someone who knows more than me please fill us in on who he is.
 
It's because most of the season 1 cast was relatively normal if not a little autistic or socially awkward 20-somethings. Season 2 has had a few concerningly mentally ill people involved, namely Summer and Jimmy. It's funny at first but at this point it's slightly disturbing. The season 2 cast makes Jon look like Albert Einstein.
The Season 1 cast reminded me of people I went to college with. I had a flirty mean girl like Letty in my creative writing class, an aloof drummer like Vance in my English Lit. class, there was a retard like Jon prowling around campus, etc, so it was easy to sympathize with and root for them.
 
They let in some random black guy who just mentally can’t handle the fish tank. Makes me realize white people think black people are cool because they talk funny, are over emotional, and exaggerate things. He said he only came to win $50k but can’t understand the TTS.
 
So he is some black podcaster or some shit?
Alex stein was easily the worst part of season 1 and some tiny niggie podcaster isn't going to be any better especially when half the words he has spoken so far have been muh fuggin bix noods ebonics.
 
So he is some black podcaster or some shit?
Alex stein was easily the worst part of season 1 and some tiny niggie podcaster isn't going to be any better especially when half the words he has spoken so far have been muh fuggin bix noods ebonics.
Most I could understand is they did some YouTube thing people recognized, was in prison for killing someone, and then fled to the basement after realizing what the fish tank is. All the fish are saying they can smell weed.
 
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Jet was throwing a fit earlier. Nifty is clearly someone Jet brought it and Jet is miffed that Tay had the audacity to target her. “You’re not supposed to target my gross friends!” No wonder the thin skinned wigger blocks everyone.
 
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