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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Marche said:
Nick didn't do anything though, just walked around and went back down stairs.
Taylor is back being a poker dealer and thats all thats happened, nothing else.

I get complaining about lack of context and updates but yea these two cases very little has happened
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Nothing has happened. A black rapist is here and they’re loudly gambling. You can’t actually hear shit. This thread is usually good about updating shit and has. Nick and Charles went up stairs. They gagged at the smell. And left.
 
Da R00D D00D said:
Man I hate to complain about the thread itself but it's crazy how much shit will happen and then nothing will be said in the thread itself. Apparently Taylor is back as a dealer for a poker table. One post here says "NICK IS HERE" but doesn't mention anything he does while he's there. I don't want to monitor fishtank 24/7 but it feels like I need to or to know wtf happens because it might not get mentioned here but could be an important detail for setup or fish moments.
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The reason nobody mentioned what Nick did is because Nick showed up with Sam and didn't say anything. He quite literally did nothing. The most that happened with him is the fish all fangirled for a little bit. That's it. Sorry to disappoint.

While we're on the topic of new people in the tank the new black guy kind of had his bit ruined just because all the fish now know who he is and what he's known for. Thank Brian and Duanye for explaining him to the other fish. The moment he got in the door the bit died.

As of right now the fish are doing some low stakes gambling. It really just seems like a friendly gathering where everyone has a good time and hangs out. It is the definition of Jet's friend sim.

I'm hoping this is building to something happening. The only tense thing in the room is Taylor being back with TJ/Thomas. But again, nothing has really resulted from that at the present moment. I know it seems like you might be missing out, but believe me, this night so far is just production bringing in familiar faces hoping it entertains people.
 
Da R00D D00D said:
Man I hate to complain about the thread itself but it's crazy how much shit will happen and then nothing will be said in the thread itself. Apparently Taylor is back as a dealer for a poker table. One post here says "NICK IS HERE" but doesn't mention anything he does while he's there. I don't want to monitor fishtank 24/7 but it feels like I need to or to know wtf happens because it might not get mentioned here but could be an important detail for setup or fish moments.
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nick walked around the house with alex shulz and jet, said the house stank, and then went downstairs, pretty uneventful. taylor gave TJ the cold shoulder and then judge put him in timeout in b1.
 
Da R00D D00D said:
Man I hate to complain about the thread itself but it's crazy how much shit will happen and then nothing will be said in the thread itself. Apparently Taylor is back as a dealer for a poker table. One post here says "NICK IS HERE" but doesn't mention anything he does while he's there. I don't want to monitor fishtank 24/7 but it feels like I need to or to know wtf happens because it might not get mentioned here but could be an important detail for setup or fish moments.
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Fishtank chat is a blessing and a curse. I understand people wanting to informally talk about whats happening as it happens, then use the thread as an archive. But as someone who isn’t watching 24/7 it was nice to be able to scroll the thread during s1 and read about every single thing that happened in detail.
 
TJ was sent by the Judge to B1 to meditate because had "stared at Kerry [Taylor] enough". He is supposed to stay there all night according to Judge, but TTS is mostly telling him to take Initiative and go downstairs, take his chips (he left some on the poker table) and get with Taylor/Kerry. He is having a genuine austistic meltdown, unsure whether to stay in B1 like the Judge said or go back down. He is stammering and babbling and moving about. I guess he'll go back down and do basically nothing.

Delaney won chips for getting covid and is sick in the dog house.

Trish was told to 'make an impression' on the new guy Tony/Charleston. Judge said if he asks about her later he'll know she has made an impression. She's been focusing on new guy and his ongoing Instagram live stream. Brian and others also talking to the Instagram phone.

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With regard to poker: The table was brought on around the time Tony entered (I didn't see his entrance). Taylor was introduced as Kerry as the dealer. There was a huge pile of money introduced earlier. Calculations into how many dollarydoos it contains varied from 50k to 500k. I will mention Judge earlier showed the Swamp Method of burying all ones between 20 notes. Even if it's all ones, it's a lot of money. But for now it seems they are just doing practice rounds of gambling. It's really unclear if the cube of money is actually on the table tonight.

TJ is going downstairs... JET IS THROWING DOWN CHIPS IN FRONT OF HIM FOR TAKING THE INTITIATIVE.

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Judge calls out TJ, asking why he's down with accusatory fervor. Jet says he came down. On his own accord. TJ basically says nothing and gets big accolades for coming down of his own INITIATIVE. Despite the fact he has said almost nothing and TTS told him to do it.

Tomas, not an autistic wallflower but a genuine chad.
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TJ went back upstairs after taking schnapps. Started euphorically chanting "WE DID IT!" Octavious came in and gave him words of encouragement for 5 seconds. TJ says he won it all. Excited to talk to Kerry "or whatever her name is". Doubtful he can talk to anyone, but alcohol does seem to lessen his autism. He is now thanking TTS.
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10:50 pm: Sam and jet discussing in the kitchen finding rotten eggs around the house. Sam thinks it is jimmy because it is in his document. Sam seems impressed while jet seems annoyed because it will "keep freeloaders and guests away because the house already smells like smoke". Sam grills jimmy and jim says he does not know anything. It was brian/peter who put then in the gooncave. That was probably what nick smelled when he walked in.

10:55 pm: Sam reccomends more smoking and lowering the price of cigarettes to hide the smell.
 
Does nobody in here know who Charleston White is? He's basically a mainstream black culture lolcow. He's gone viral for bragging about rape, saying he wants Chinese people to go extinct, macing Soulja Boy, and a few weeks ago got assaulted by a few guys in the audience at a comedy show he was doing.
 
Brian/PETAH shilling Mondo NFTs to one of the freeloaders, couldn't be a more blatant ad if anyone else in the tank tried
 
Lurkin_Probably_Wont_Post said:
Does nobody in here know who Charleston White is? He's basically a mainstream black culture lolcow. He's gone viral for bragging about rape, saying he wants Chinese people to go extinct, macing Soulja Boy, and a few weeks ago got assaulted by a few guys in the audience at a comedy show he was doing.
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I don't think many kiwis follow stuff like VladTV or wherever else he pops up in but Charleston is a gross ass nigger. Riding an anti gang violence wave while being a gross human and bragging about how he used to rape white women. A lot of black commentators and pop culture guys are distancing themselves from him now so hes been trying to get on irl streams.
 
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