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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
sum ting wong said:
He also doxed himself last night on accident. He mentioned he had a podcast 'Giggleboys'. His names Eli Halpern and he wants you to eat the bugs.
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That link makes it seem like some shitty health food start up that will go nowhere. I guess he couldn't make Shark Tank so he settled for what he thought was the next best thing.
 
Jimmy looked Brian dead in the eyes and asked, "How do you think things would have went down if Shrek was invited to Space Jam?" Brian gave him a serious look before cracking up and saying that he doesn't know.
 
New challenge: 30 minutes to impress Charleston. Reward is not chips or money but the chance to spend 5 minutes outside. Shinji is in the shower and late to the competition. Various Fish note that Shinji takes an hour to shower and straighten his hair.

I'll update this post with the Fish's efforts to impress their latest housemate.

Jimmy asks him what music he likes. Charleston replies with "Nigger shit". He does something with an egg (?). I was still on kitchen cam.

Octagon does a shitty short rap. Unimpressive.

Tay talks about her crochet skills and shows some things she has made.

Trish brings him a plate of breakfast, but Charleston points out that she didn't even make the pancakes.

Nifty brags about trending on Twitter for doing nothing (Jet has periodically made this claim about various Fish). Jimmy is rudely interrupting her, calling her a pedo. Charleston likes this, saying Jimmy has impressed him and the contest is over prematurely. Other Fish debating the pedophile/hebeophile distinction. Octagon: "Male pedophiles create trauma. Female pedophiles create legends."
 
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Too busy to catch much yesterday and it seems like that was a good thing, especially with the restreams getting sniped. A low content day usually follows a high one, and we had two high ones in a row. It is expected.

Early in the day, Jet sat down with Jimmy and tried to set some realistic expectations for his time on the tank (no more violence/suicide threats) but Jimmy was not into it. He was also feeling physically bad from eating the Super Pizza. A TTS came through with what I guess is Hoarderman's real name (and that he died, I thought he would know to not believe that but I guess not) and this really, really upset him. I can't blame production for that one if they didn't know it. [Edit to add: I read a freeloader from S1 leaked Hoarderman's real name. Vinny from the end during the Cell finale.]

Jimmy, I predict, has decided production is now one of his many enemies and he is going to do something that they will have to kick him for sooner rather than later. Sam seems to tardwrangle him well and wants him there for the content because he does deliver, but Sam is not there most times. I don't think Jimmy will be stable enough to handle what is coming.

Later, Charleston White came on as a FishBnB. But no one seems to believe that, that instead he was brought on by staff. Supposedly for 72 hours. FT fans on social media were excited about it (I've never heard of him). However, by the end of the night he was not being received so well. Nig fatigue is real.

What was received overwhelmingly badly, like almost universally from what I saw, was the little party staff came upstairs to have after sending the fish to bed early. Fans did not like it. I compared it to the night we found out all the contestants except JC were huge MDE fans and this was now basically a fan meet-up as they spilled their spaghetti everywhere, but the staff version.

At some point in the early morning, Covid Delaney and her stuff went downstairs as if leaving but then later came back up. So she is still here.

Also it was revealed Nasty Nifty has a real doll. Truly the perfect image of "demoralized, beaten down white millenial woman". She gets baby fever and has some nasty breeding fetish I guess with her MtF "wife" so she uses the real doll to supress that because muh climate change overpopulation. Which is for the best if true because that kid would get transed out in the womb.

My thoughts have pretty much already been posted by others, but I think it was wildly irresponsible and displays how shoddy things are being run. There are a hundred ways to fuck with Tay and her insecurities that don't involve a recently charged, violent, convicted nig making sexual advances in the dark as a joke. Like even just from a liability perspective. I don't even trust the people running this to not leak my email address. Plus I guess I have nigger fatigue, everything else on TV or video games or online has enough black dicks and black rape and blacks harassing women. It's retarded and exhausting to me. I can kind of deal with Danye being a gross homosexual freak on the show but fuck, why push it with two? Also letting him bring a phone in was stupid.
 
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Lmao. Jimmy wins the challenge without even trying. Nifty came down and was telling how she's impressive because she was trending on Twitter. While explaining how she's impressive, A TTS comes on and calls Jimmy a dogfucker. Nifty laughs and thats when Jimmy spergs and says she's a pedo. She tries to justify herself but he just keeps calling Nifty a pedo and keeps yelling at her. That impressed Charleston and he declared Jimmy the winner.
 
Theory: This was a scheme to get Jimmy outside to make a few phone calls and Charleston White was told to pick Jimmy from the start. Before the challenge Jimmy had spent the day running around the house freaking out because TTS told him Hoarderman died last night. Jimmy being Jimmy took the bait.
 
Nifty alone in the living room after the Jimmy mogging and pedophile talk
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imbobdobbs said:
Here is a power shell script to launch all of the vlc fishtank streams in resizable borderless windows, just right click and run with power shell press m to mute/unmute each window, double click to full screen etc. you will have to re arrange/resize the windows manually when you open it they will be stacked on top of each other.

https://pastebin.com/QCy5A4dk

just save as anything.ps1 and right click run with power shell

example
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To build on this post you can install PowerToys and use the "Fancy Zones" Utility to make it easier to snap windows to multiple portions of your screen Like so.
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Here's the PowerToys Download Link: https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/powertoys/
 
curbside2 said:
Theory: This was a scheme to get Jimmy outside to make a few phone calls and Charleston White was told to pick Jimmy from the start. Before the challenge Jimmy had spent the day running around the house freaking out because TTS told him Hoarderman died last night. Jimmy being Jimmy took the bait.
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I had a similar thought with how charles reacted this is very likely.
 
So is Nifty for real or is she just acting? The stuff she says is so on the nose that it's hard to believe she's a real person and that's the stuff she really believes. She's perfect hate bait, absolutely no one likes her.
 
Jimmy left the house with Charleston and Jet (I think). Charleston came back in after a bit saying the fresh air will do him good. Jimmy is out for maybe 15 minutes and comes back in a good mood. Says there's three feet of snow and lots of news vans by a neighboring house indicating that "shit went down". Looking at local weather over the past few days, the snow thing seems like a blatant lie.

Seems like he was told something while out there.
 
Nifty was leaning hard on Tay about the pedo stuff. Keep in mind she's an actor playing a character. She said something along the lines that 15 year old girls have child rearing hips. Tay freaked out, said she wont spend time hanging out with a pedo, and stormed up stairs. Tay is the only fish not Shinji that hasn't had a bad day. Maybe the crew think it's her turn starting with last night.
 
CoolFool said:
So is Nifty for real or is she just acting? The stuff she says is so on the nose that it's hard to believe she's a real person and that's the stuff she really believes. She's perfect hate bait, absolutely no one likes her.
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I would think some half truths are there, she's way too calm about some of the things being said that directly conflict with her personality. Do you know any thick skinned sjws ?
I'm not even sure what's true adn what isn't, but if i was in a house and i was getting called a pedo, ii'd be ready to fight or leave.
 
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