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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
I know they won't do this, but wouldn't it be awesome if the crew used these "the cell" challenges as a way to change the set around? like maybe switch up the decor? we know from the last cell challenges that the fish will stay in for half a day minimum. Why not use that time to remove or bring stuff in, imagine they come out and suddenly its the 90s bro! totally big CRTtvs and you got a nintendo! and don't forget about the crappy computer! plus all the shittest designs you can stomach. It would also give an excuse to shut off the other cameras and switch shit around.
 
I know they won't do this, but wouldn't it be awesome if the crew used these "the cell" challenges as a way to change the set around? like maybe switch up the decor? we know from the last cell challenges that the fish will stay in for half a day minimum. Why not use that time to remove or bring stuff in, imagine they come out and suddenly its the 90s bro! totally big CRTtvs and you got a nintendo! and don't forget about the crappy computer! plus all the shittest designs you can stomach. It would also give an excuse to shut off the other cameras and switch shit around.
It would be funny if they just took out all the furniture and made the house very uncomfortable to live in.
 
Sand castle challenge over. Jimmy won 1st, Tay won 2nd. Jimmy was the only one that made a legit castle. I wish Sam would have taken photos of the castles and posted them so we could see them.

New piss closet rule, you don't have to show piss/poop, but have to tell the audience what you did.

Next challenge: best impersonation of Jimmy. Everyone but Jimmy has to act like Jimmy.
 
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Tay was hands down the best, unfortunately the results were chosen via poll, so she had to split the points with TJ.

Jimmy is burning up and has now taken his pants off and is only in his boxers, much to the dismay of everyone else. Jimmy says he feels better and that at least everyone can know this isn't his fetish because he doesn't currently have a boner.
 
Jimmy has removed his pants.

I think the tie for the impersonation was fair, TJ paid the most attention to the stuff Jimmy always talks about.
 
They were all yelling because Shinji apparently knocked a "sensor" into the piss bucket. What the fuck does that mean?
 
Jet went live briefly to tell people to tune in for The Cell challenge. His enthusiasm is contagious. /sneed
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Total Discordnigger Death.
Total Jet
(the serbs did nothing wrong, but they did a shit job) Death.
Looking forward to the firing of Goran. If Sam won't do it, he's even more retarded than the wiggers themselves.
 
The Trauma dump section was wildin'

Nice to see some of the Fish are comfortable enough to talk about that shit.
TJ was going but he stuttered out, Shinji phoned it in with a boring ass story about a hooker which Jet cut short (thank goodness).
Tay won it though by far, with TJ second imo.

However hilariously while Tay got two points, Jimmy got one by default for all the trauma dumping throughout the show, so he wasn't able to compete.
Someone should post the clip since there was a good amount.
 
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