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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
curbside2 said:
I honestly believe there isn't a small chance Sam cut the stream to give the remaining fish a talking to. I can see him roiding out as soon as Shinji casually walked out of the challenge.
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It also wouldn't surprise me if he's pissed at the production on at the time for not letting Jimmy have his meds(based on his recent Twitter post) and Ben's stunt with Duane. Denying someone access to their medications is a massive liability no-no. It was mentioned during Ben's kicking out of Duane that Jet was asleep and Sam was offsite at the time. He was only gone for a few hours and they try to speedrun the Stanford Prison Experiment.
 
CoolFool said:
Stream is back on. Jet comes in, asks why Shinji left. Tay doesn't know, said Shinji was talking about points and then just left. Jet tells Tay to sit in the room and wait, Sam will be there in 10 minutes.
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Jimmy busts in b1 and screams, "Get that nigger bitch off the plane!" He then says he didn't go back into the room because he hadn't had his meds recently and he was paranoid it was a psyop lol

Edit: I failed to mention he is wearing a Burger King hat.
 
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"Let's walk and talk" they're just circling the chair and chatting. Shinji popped in to give them each a new pack of cigarettes.onloop.png
 
Thoughts on what's happening? Clearly the timing of the cams going down was not a coincidence. What is going on? Why is there only one camera up?
I suspect Sam had some challenges he really wanted to do but Shinji left and messed it up. They cut the cams too late.

edit: Having only one camera up basically confirms it wasn't a technical issue.
 
curbside2 said:
In Hollywood they call that the monster angle. It’s how you shoot people to make them look intentionally ugly.
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Regardless she still looks bad
Pringles Can said:
Sam is going to have a heart attack at this rate. Nearly every day now he has had to give a speech about how everyone is boring, and how they should actually compete with eachother. Just for them to end a challenge well before either one of those two were at their breaking point.
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Like i said in my highlighted comment; It feels more like a hell house for Sam than any of the contestants.
 
curbside2 said:
Jimmy busts in b1 and screams, "Get that nigger bitch off the plane!" He then says he didn't go back into the room because he hadn't had his meds recently and he was paranoid it was a psyop lol

Edit: I failed to mention he is wearing a Burger King hat.
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He definitely has them by the balls.
 
I read somewhere once that the true dominant position in a sub/dom BDSM relationship is the sub because the sub has the power to stop everything with a safeword, the scars to show that they were brutalized by the dom, and ultimate control over the boundaries of the dom.

I think part of the reason this season has been so stressful for the production crew is because they're beginning to subconsciously realize how much of their leverage over the fish is an illusion. Sure, they can threaten to kick out any single fish who's boring and/or refuses to commit to bits and challenges, but what happens when all of the fish give up? They can't just kick out all of the fish. Instead the show moves on but only at the pace of the severely disillusioned fish.

The #1 biggest blunder of this season was hiring MDE fans to be contestants. It was certainly not worth the "we're all the plant!?" bit.
 
Jet tells fish to go to living room, except Tay. Living room camera still isn't working so who knows what's going on.
 
The line between being able to tell what things are a bit and what things are production fucking up is so thin. The "it's so over" - "we're so back" cycle continues.

The other fish just entered the room and sat in a circle around Tay. Jimmy said that the final challenge is to "yell the n-word at Tay until she goes deaf". They started joking about sign language. Shinji revealed that he knows the sign language word for vagina (haha Shinji) and Jimmy revealed that he knows the sign language word for pasturized (weird but ok sure).

Edit: Jimmy just said that the yelling challenge was a joke he made up. This should have been obvious in retrospect.
 
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no-exit said:
anyone follow summers (alleged) private twitter? She's still tweeting n shit
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also jet rn:

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I do, and she hasn't tweeted anything notable apart from her support for Shinji. Here's what her page currently looks like:
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Didn't really screenshot this because I assumed a large sum of people here follows her, but she retweeted this fetishistic post:
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She removed the retweet, but you could see that she did acknowledge the tweet. Summer's into some weird shit man. Also, you guys know what ace means? Is that the new and hip way of saying asexual?
 
Chuck McGill said:
Am I the only one that thinks Ben pulling Duane out of the room was incredibly shitty?
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No. He's a paid actor/freeloader. Not a real contestant. It's much less egregious for pulling Jon out of the room for making a fuck hole in the wall.

Dunno how I feel about the way Jimmy left. In a way I'm OK with it because it gives us something else to watch than this challenge. But it's a pretty shitty way to go out.
 
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jet knows hes going to get beaten by sam and stuffed into the goon cave for screwing this up.
 
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