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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The bit is no longer funny. Sam, make Duanye be quiet please. Also there's a new freeloader, she's just sitting there in the room quietly.

I just flipped to B2 to see what the others were doing and the first thing I heard was Jimmy saying the words "penis extension surgery".
 
God this is so boring and overplayed, I'm half ass listening, make it end.

A new female freeloader, looks like Summer.

I feel bad for Tay, let that poor woman take a shower already.

edit: over in B2, Jimmy is talking about parasites that burrow in your penis. This is actually far more entertaining than whatever the fuck is happening in B1.
 
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New Freeloader is 21 year-old Britney from North Carolina. She likes baking and says she'll bake anyone anything. Also, Fortnite and chilling at home. Sam told her to dance.

Before being introduced, she was sitting silently for ~15 minutes. I noticed some autistic rocking. As with all things freeloader, who knows how much she's acting or following orders. She seems excited meeting the house residents.
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When Sam asked the new girl to tell the camera her hobbies and the first thing she said was Fortnight, I laughed out loud.
 
Trisha to new girl, “Do you have to dance every song?”

Edit: Sam just announced whoever gets to know new girl best in the next hour gets $500

Edit: Sam just told TJ that he’s exempt from the get to know Brittany challenge
 
Schizo theory: TJ's head was shaved to knock him off the path to trannydom. It can be hard to bring yourself to cut long hair without outside encouragement and growing hair is a common first step for MTFs. I was suspicious of his pic was first revealed, then relieved when he didn't try acting feminine. Men can have long hair without making a big gendery deal out of it, great, whatever. Then came the challenge where he had to wear a dress and act like a woman or something and he got pissed Brian(?) drew him with a bulge. Was Sam present for that? I'm betting you could pinpoint the exact moment he decided it needed to go.
 
Jimmy already started telling the new girl about the camp his mom sent him too and the new girl immediately said "oh, you're trauma dumping on me!". She's funny, maybe the crew has managed to find an actually good freeloader this time.

I guess Nifty was a good addition because she made everybody so angry. Calling her the content queen was funny too. Did anyone ever figure out if she was playing a character or not?

Please please please kick Duanye out of the tank.
 
attractive_pneumonia said:
TJ is too stupid to fall for tranny grooming.
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Disagree, based on his porn habits he was already in the porn-to-troon pipeline.

Reminder, TJ is such a coomer that he has an account where he comments on incest and horse porn, and had favorited thousands of porn images. And this is just from ONE porn site.

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Noble Redditor said:
The cell is an actual challenge, for one thing. Nobody wants to be in the room but they want the prize money so they're going to endure. That's an entertaining enough premise and it's ten thousand dollars so they're actually motivated to compete this time.
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This aged poorly.
 
I can't watch this nigger for another minute. I got a fucking headache.
Dumb low IQ some alarm beep enthusiast thinks his spear chuckers are culture, its all he ever talks about despite the fact he is a fucking faggot and a dead end to a bloodline which he acts like is more than just peasants.
 
curbside2 said:
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Taylor is crying in the basement right now.
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Karen Horney said:
Schizo theory: TJ's head was shaved to knock him off the path to trannydom. It can be hard to bring yourself to cut long hair without outside encouragement and growing hair is a common first step for MTFs. I was suspicious of his pic was first revealed, then relieved when he didn't try acting feminine. Men can have long hair without making a big gendery deal out of it, great, whatever. Then came the challenge where he had to wear a dress and act like a woman or something and he got pissed Brian(?) drew him with a bulge. Was Sam present for that? I'm betting you could pinpoint the exact moment he decided it needed to go.
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Since season 2 is 70s themed TJ is getting his hair shaved like Travis Bickle. Taylor is his Betsy.
 
Marche said:
I can't watch this nigger for another minute. I got a fucking headache.
Dumb low IQ some alarm beep enthusiast thinks his spear chuckers are culture, its all he ever talks about despite the fact he is a fucking faggot and a dead end to a bloodline which he acts like is more than just peasants.
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They're doing the IQ challenge tomorrow so I think it might be the end for him.
 
Watching Shinji doing the dishes, humming, and talking about how he won't give up next time. Like a soothing balm after that useless struggle session.
 
CoolFool said:
Disagree, based on his porn habits he was already in the porn-to-troon pipeline.

Reminder, TJ is such a coomer that he has an account where he comments on incest and horse porn, and had favorited thousands of porn images. And this is just from ONE porn site.

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Why was his account banned? I'm not familiar with the r34 rules but I'd assume that he didn't post anything against ToS. If this has already been asked my apologies.
 
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