🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Grabbed a couple before and afters of the rooms used in Nigger Looter Simulator. Befores are from the staled images when you load each which look like they're from earlier this afternoon (before Tay & TJ's date, and subsequent cottage cheese and shrimp challenge).
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Now both teams have been tasked with decorating their bases with the plundered items (aka clean their fucking mess). The upstairs team has been given BR2 & 3 to make up for the larger area of the lounge.
 
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Pringles Can said:
I got the fight between sam and TJ from twitter.


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CoolFool said:
Jet talks to TJ while he's getting his shoes shined. Jet asks why he didn't want to talk to Taylor. TJ says he's trying to focus on the game and that he thinks spending too much time with her would lead him astray. Says he has no ill will but he's gotta focus. Says maybe they can talk after the show.
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I kneel. Taking on Sam takes massive balls and as a logical conclusion, TJ has bigger nuts than the champagne socialist turkroach P*ker. The cherry on top was refusing to talk to Taylor when offered and maybe talking to her when the show is over or if he's eliminated. He may be one of the few who actually learned important life lessons from this sh-
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Well, he's still a retard. But at least one with heart.

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Maybe TTS shitting on the production should be let through more often, TTS shitting on Jet is a goldmine left untouched. Because he's such a fuck up in wrangling his own crew, to not let shit like this go through in the first place.
 
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Season 2, Day 22, ~1:28 AM FT
Lounge

JET: "Listen to this."
Jet lifts up one leg and farts.
JIMMY: "Are you trying to shit on the floor, Jet? It's too early for that, we need to at least be at week five before we start doing that."
TAYLEIGH: "Jimmy, we were literally shitting in the same room for 24 hours."
 
C. Cactus said:
Jimmy's genuine passion for home cleaning and maintenance is really wholesome. Obviously he has the Hoarderman thing but he has also offered to clean stuff in the house multiple times, and was telling Jet a few days ago that if they gave him time, he could fully clean B2's carpet. Just now, he was talking to Judge about moving around some of the relocated furniture to prevent breakage. He moved the radio to keep it out of the way of the contest and reminded the Fish to be careful of the actual fishtank. He may be insane but he's got a useful hobby and a work ethic, which is more than you can say for a lot of people.
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If Jimmy wasn't such a sperg he could potentially get hired by one of those trash collecting companies that get hired by shows like Hoarders or cities to clean out hoarded properties.
 
King George III said:
I caught this at the perfect moment; Tay staring at the ground and TJ smiling like a psycho
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NGL with her hair covering her face and her wearing summer's clothes Tay actually looks pretty cute. Straight up feels like i'm watching some live action charlie brown. or like a live action adaption of some graphic novel set in the 70s.
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If Jimmy wasn't such a sperg he could potentially get hired by one of those trash collecting companies that get hired by shows like Hoarders or cities to clean out hoarded properties.
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People don't realize this but those mexican maids make $25/hr in a lot of areas in the US. If jimmy can find one employer/group that can tolerate him he'd be great at just the cleaning part.
 
Pringles Can said:
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I feel like I'm getting old because I was constantly worrying someone would be seriously hurt while I watched Sam knock TJ around next to an open fireplace and then retards wrestling on the stairs and throwing furniture. Still, good on TJ for standing up to Judge. Bad on TJ for showing he might have a lower IQ than Dumbgay by managing to cut himself while cleaning up.
 
I have an admittedly outlandish theory that Shinji will be the next person to be eliminated. Over the past couple of days Sam has been going hard into the idea that fishtank isn’t a friend simulator and that they should stop being so nice to each other. Shinji is the most liked person both in the tank and in the audience. I think Sam will do a sort of abrupt elimination just to send a message to the other fish. Since Shinji is so far ahead in endorsements it would even out the rest of the contestants. I’m not saying I want him to eliminated (I think Trish is the most boring) but I could totally seen them going this route.
 
I think the top 2 should be Tay and Jimmy. Tay goes hard at the challenges and doesn't give up even when other fish have (like finding that beetle challenge). Jimmy can go hard on challenges sometimes (depends on the challenge) but the main thing is he's a content driver and what keeps people watching.

I like Shinji but he really isn't entertaining unless he's interacting with someone else. He will make a great live streamer after the show but on the show he's more of a supporting role.

Everyone already knows I dislike TJ. The thing is, even if I liked him, he's pretty boring, he can't handle most challenges and during the day he's not doing anything. Him fighting Sam was awesome but pretty much one of the few times he's done anything.

I had high hopes for Trish, she's been great when it comes to challenges, but the last few days she's really slacked at it, and like TJ and Shinji, she is boring on her own.

edit: It's 7AM their time, Shinji is now stealing items from the other team while they sleep.
 
CoolFool said:
I like Shinji but he really isn't entertaining unless he's interacting with someone else. He will make a great live streamer after the show but on the show he's more of a supporting role.
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I disagree. He brings more to the table than people are willing to admit cause he's not loud and in your face.
CoolFool said:
edit: It's 7AM their time, Shinji is now stealing items from the other team while they sleep.
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Case in point.
 
Shig O'nella said:
I disagree. He brings more to the table than people are willing to admit cause he's not loud and in your face.

Case in point.
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Like I said, I like Shinji and think he'll make a great live streamer. He doesn't stand out a lot of the time and that's a bad thing in a reality show.

There's still time though, maybe he'll prove himself. TBH I kind of wonder if Sam will keep him in the top 2 not only because he's a fan favorite but also because Tay already won $10,000, so it's not like she would be going home empty handed.
 
Abby just woke up and used the bathroom without so much as even noticing. She literally doesn't give a fuck.
 
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