🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Bogliacci]

Jimmy is a sociopath that tries to control people in a very stupid way. He only knows how to draw pity by immediately trauma dumping so you can't criticize him and he can get his way or he spergs out and even gets violent. He only sperged and got violent with people he knew he could hurt (the girls, reminder that he couldn't take cole in a spar he was cheating in even after cole was exhausted from 2 hours of training) if they didn't kowtow to his bullshit (tayleigh constantly submitted to his bullshit). He fucks with other people's stuff and shows no remorse, then expects everyone to respect his limits and tiptoe around him because of his sob stories.

If this is supposed to be hellhouse and contestants are expected to fuck with each other, this was going to happen sooner or later.

 

[The Tall Man]

Jet needs to take the IQ test so we can see him score lower than Dumbgay

100% this, it will teach the audience about the damaging effect of whippets on your mind.

And Britney definitely didn't deserve to get that wooden hammer thrown at her.
She deserved to get her skull bashed in as entertainment compensation for the viewers, for getting the highly entertaining schizo thrown out.

Sam can't escape this one

I thought Jet is in charge of the fishtank?

 

[Harm]

>find retards
>put them together
>"Welcome to Retard House: the Show!"
>"hmm, they're not making each other angry enough"
>"hey retard, here's a way to make that other retard very angry"
>gives the retard a mallet
>retard starts smahing things with the mallet
>other retard gets angry and cannot control their retard emotions
>retard is assaulted with the mallet
>"oh no, this is such an unexpected turn of events, we're kicking out the retard"
>"phew, I'm glad I have a handle on this whole thing!"

The retard they need to be kicking out is Jet Neptune because this is fucking embarrassing. What did this dunce expect from encouraging a bunch of mentally unstable men and women to psychologically torture each other? Of course this retard sperg'd over something worth maybe $2... he's a retard. That's wholly within their character and expected behaviors. They beat women with mallets over $2 toy phones. That's why they need retard wranglers.

Sorry Jet, if you want to be a retard wrangler then you don't create situations which encourage the retards to hit each other with mallets.

 

[Mr.F]

Too bad Jimmy was kicked before getting any on camera comeuppance. Lol'd at him literally saying BRB and the staff not reacting at all.

Wish I could make a smash bros edit of Abby losing the dododododoo mallet and getting pushed off the screen.

 

[Armadildo]

I wonder if the latest jimmy retard rage is somehow a part of the plot for s2. It's just weird to me that he missed hitting her with the mallet when he threw it at her when she was ~2-3 ft away..

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

Messing with a clearly disturbed guy with anger issues non-stop is literally a recipe for success. The only reason I can think of them doing this is because they literally wanted Jimmy to sperg out like this, even if it meant there was a chance he seriously hurt another fish.

yeah thats why sam was within arms reach of jimmy for such a long time. he asked jet if they were gonna be able to handle him and jet said yes (jet it up). they were gunning for a jimmy meltdown but were planning on having a man standing next to him when it happened.

 

[JamusActimus]

Everyone knew Jimmy would end up assaulting someone and get kicked out for it.

Even if you think what he did now is not that bad, imagine what he would do next time.

It gets worse everytime.

 

[Charles Vincent Crumb]

Sam can't escape this one, even after they had all of production ready to intervene if Jimmy snapped, he tasked Tayleigh to fuck with his shit. I was wondering last night if they were trying to burn Jimmy out pushing him this hard.

Jimmy definitely crossed a line and has to be kicked out. However, they are in a high stress, competitive, and abnormal circumstance in this show. Real world reality shows with adults in charge and understanding of their liability often intervene long before tensions get this high. Probably cause they know they are liable when they push people this hard. I'm not saying Jimmy was right in the way he acted, I'm saying he cracked under a lot of pressure and the show is really lucky it didn't go much much worse. Sam and Jet really mismanaged this and set up a dangerous situation.

Abby absolutely should threaten to sue Sam and Jet, they straight up need to learn as lesson from this besides everyone checking out of watching the Tank, and I'm happy with whatever number makes the season just barely unprofitable going to her.

This seasons fucking done. Not just because all the fish left are boring, even if I like Tayleigh and Shinji, but because Sam and Jet mismanaged the show so monumentally they are lucky it all didn't get shut down legally last night.

What I find really appealing about the show is just this. I like how its playing with fire.
Not that it has to be the looming threat of an unhinged mental case exploring in anger, but its entertaining and strange to witness. Production being reckless is compelling. A lot of the fish are crazy and Production pushing them yields interesting results.

 

[Da R00D D00D]

It's just weird to me that he missed hitting her with the mallet when he threw it at her when she was ~2-3 ft away..

Because Jimmy didn't want to actually hit her obviously or at the very least least knew that hitting her would've been very bad for him. Even in his rage he had some level of self control.

 

[Joshua Connor Tomar]

Of course Jimmy has a fucking Kingdom hearts tattoo
He is such an amalgamation of different cows here

Clearly he was the phone and himself. He says she's swinging the hammer at him, but who she's swinging the hammer at? The phone. Ergo Jimmy has the power to split his soul into multiple objects.

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

2. That everything is being recorded everywhere, would prevent someone from doing something really stupid like what Jimmy did.

I mean one cursory glance at any lolcow ever goes to show the recording doesn't help.

 

[evoba]

It’s been entertaining to watch people defending jet call it his show not Sam’s when the shows doing well, then call it Sam’s show when shit hits the fan.
I hope the team is taking notes if they’re gonna try for a season 3. Season one was lightning in a bottle and this one’s an unorganised garbage fire

 

[Polyboros2]

I wonder if the latest jimmy retard rage is somehow a part of the plot for s2. It's just weird to me that he missed hitting her with the mallet when he threw it at her when she was ~2-3 ft away..

He clearly threw out aggressively at her while purposely not hitting her. The shove was enough to get kicked off the show, but maybe in his rage he thought that'd be enough to spare him.

 

[Angry Shoes]

Constructive criticism time: here’s how this could have worked if the crew wasn’t retarded.
The “hide Jimmy’s stuff“ bit should have been a slow burn that took place over a week, possibly longer. As the week goes on Jimmy’s belongings slowly start to go missing. He starts to question who he can trust and who is doing it. Viewer TTS messages try to convince him who the thief is. Meanwhile everyone in the house has hid or destroyed at least one thing that belongs to him, so nobody is clean and everyone is at fault.
However because Jet and the gang are retarded and short-sighted they crammed all of this into about 12 hours and the whole thing exploded in the worst way possible.

 

[JamusActimus]

I wonder if the latest jimmy retard rage is somehow a part of the plot for s2. It's just weird to me that he missed hitting her with the mallet when he threw it at her when she was ~2-3 ft away..

Who's an actor in the tank?
Who are the plants?

tell me

 

[WaltherPPGAY]

What I find really appealing about the show is just this. I like how its playing with fire.
Not that it has to be the looming threat of an unhinged mental case exploring in anger, but its entertaining and strange to witness. Production being reckless is compelling. A lot of the fish are crazy and Production pushing them yields interesting results.

If people want a slick, well-produced 24/7 camera show then Big Brother still exists and it's dull as dirt. You get a dozen wannabe models and actors milling around like cattle for hours on end doing nothing.

 

[Lt. H. DuBois]

I mean one cursory glance at any lolcow ever goes to show the recording doesn't help.

I think that was the oversight in the crews thinking on the matter. Look at Season 1 and I can't realistically think any of the guys there would be capable of that level of unhinged aggression. The only one's who maybe come close would be Fatty or Jon but even with them I wouldn't think them cable of violence against a woman

 

[evoba]

If people want a slick, well-produced 24/7 camera show then Big Brother still exists and it's dull as dirt. You get a dozen wannabe models and actors milling around like cattle for hours on end doing nothing.

Doesn’t have to be one extreme to the other.
Turns out filling up the tank with unwatchable spergs aping out creates a lower view count than the sweet spot of socially retarded house that we had on the first season.
Analytics show that less people are tuning in. You don’t have to make it squeaky clean like big brother but make it watchable at the very least

 

[New Briefcase]

If people want a slick, well-produced 24/7 camera show then Big Brother still exists and it's dull as dirt. You get a dozen wannabe models and actors milling around like cattle for hours on end doing nothing.

Big Brother shows are starting to move away from 24/7 cameras, actually. Big Brother Australia has been entirely prerecorded and has no live feeds for years now. Big Brother Canada got rid of live cameras in its last season because it was "bad for contestants mental health" (because the big brother audience consists of completely insane twitter users foaming at the mouth to cancel people). Now all the lunatics are stuck with Big Brother US.

 

[evoba]

However because Jet and the gang are retarded and short-sighted they crammed all of this into about 12 hours and the whole thing exploded in the worst way possible.

That’s been the theme of this whole season. The last season seemed a little impromptu but the fish were entertaining and the viewers were seeing each bit for the first time.
For them to rely on recycled content and be flailing this hard to come up with ideas after having ample time to prepare is wild.
Jet must have been hitting the whippits pretty hard during the time between s1 and s2 cause he kept saying he was working flat out on fishtank and the result that was delivered was all last minute.

Im surprised that it looks like franks making an appearance.
It’ll probably boost views a little but I don’t know if he can save the show