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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
S1 had Mauro slapping the shit out of Chris. Sure it was "consensual" but Mauro definitely took liberties and Chris wasn't expecting a shot like that.
Yes that was a cunt move and everyone was calling it out when it happened. But it never came down to actual blows, not even Fatty came to blows.
 
Christ, Season 2 has devolved into a Rock em Sock em Robots fest. Was the entire cast of the first season that much more even tempered or is this batch just nutty?
 
Tay should just try to get eliminated quickly so she can go home and cash out her winnings. The show is fucked and she knows it. She's already won over $10,000 from challenges and I doubt they'll let her win the $50,000 because of that anyways. It would be funny if the show lost another fish so soon.
 
Christ, Season 2 has devolved into a Rock em Sock em Robots fest. Was the entire cast of the first season that much more even tempered or is this batch just nutty?
There was that one time where it seemed like he wanted to hit Letty with the plastic bat but dropped it. Who knows if he actually intended to hit her though. Josie was too passive. Letty was more conniving. Also I don't think any of the S1 fish held that level of ire towards each other. Even when it was down to Letty, Vance and Josie. There was no real drama between them.
 
Foreign man watches on as Southern woman walks her pet nigger

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Tay should just try to get eliminated quickly so she can go home and cash out her winnings. The show is fucked and she knows it. She's already won over $10,000 from challenges and I doubt they'll let her win the $50,000 because of that anyways. It would be funny if the show lost another fish so soon.
I think a way out of this is to announce last man standing rules. Get rid of the day timer and let frank and other freeloaders loose. Last fish standing gets the grand prize.
 
Before the punch/slap, Tayleigh walked into B2 where Britney and Trish were talking about Tayleigh being so paranoid and did this.
She was convinced that they had plans to fuck with her stuff, but as far as I could tell listening to them, they didnt.

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So, I haven't been watching today, but this clip, with the fight...
I think Tay is wrecked from Jimmy leaving. I think she's blaming them, when she doesn't have the whole picture for either situation. She knows Jimmy fucked up, but she also has biases against women...

Trish has gone to the same "level" of violence twice before, with Duanye and Brian. She throws stuff in faces, but she doesn't go farther. Trish knows how to play the game, and Tay took the bait.

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I was away and Jimmy shit happens. He didn't do shit wrong. That is all.


Edit for niggers: He screamed and flipped the bed in anger, not to create a barricade. Immediately after he does it he tries to leave the room to distance himself from the situation. Why would he obstruct his own escape? Think, retard, think.
 
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Not surprising Tay is cracking and tensions are high, whenever fish get eliminated, there should be a calm period where the fish can relax and decompress. This is doubly true for a traumatic exit like Jimmy's. Tay was friends with him and it's clear that this entire ordeal has effected her deeply. In other reality TV shows there are ample rest periods and therapists on stand by for this very reason.
 
Before the punch/slap, Tayleigh walked into B2 where Britney and Trish were talking about Tayleigh being so paranoid and did this.
She was convinced that they had plans to fuck with her stuff, but as far as I could tell listening to them, they didnt.

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So this all started from Tay being paranoid? Trish wasn’t actually plotting against her? Sorry about asking to be spoonfed, I haven’t kept up with the last several hours.
 
So this all started from Tay being paranoid? Trish wasn’t actually plotting against her? Sorry about asking to be spoonfed, I haven’t kept up with the last several hours.
Trish probably was plotting but Tay went full on schizo paranoia because she saw a bottle of Ranch in B3 and thought people were going to fuck with her stuff. She even went off on TJ about it even though he had no idea what she was going on about. This lead to her gathering all her shit up and carrying it around with her before starting to destroy her stuff so the others can't do it first. Bitch is nuts.
 
“i was just gonna throw the record at her and she touched me with it so i had to defend myself […] im not one to just start swinging on someone”

what a fucking lunatic, no wonder she wanted jimmys cock. couldve been big number 30 for jimmy.
 
It has escalated to violence two days in a row. Although I am saddened that Jimmy is no more, I am entertained regardless.

There is nothing I love more than fights as a direct result of the internet.
 
Not surprising Tay is cracking and tensions are high, whenever fish get eliminated, there should be a calm period where the fish can relax and decompress.
The Fish aren't doing enough. They're just sitting there. This ain't no Hell House.

The Fish are doing too much. They need to take a break before they get stressed out.
 
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