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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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I cant listen to any room in the house because dunye doesnt shut the fuck up, any good moments have been ruined by him.
 
Britney is the most successful freeloader ever. She got two fish to commit felonies.
Danye didn't notice that she defaced every single piece of his clothing yet.
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People who are saying that Tay was having a schizo moment are wrong, Trish and Britney were trying to find her shit to fuck with it. Just Tay went full hobo-bag with her possessions. Britney has Trish worked up into a "mean-girls" level frenzy and only the haymaker to the side of the head brought her back to reality. Aside from Danye the men in the house have just been sitting at the bar for hours looking on in disbelief at all the girls having a melt down.
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I wouldnt give jimmy the benefit of the doubt here, and it doesnt really matter if its intentional, he demonstrates that he doesnt have control over his actions. I dont think Jimmy is evil, but I do recognise that being on fishtank is not good for his mental health and he should be sent back home.
yeah it was getting exponentially worse once he realized he could get away with being a psycho. first the chair with meg (minor), then taylor (borderline), and then brit (actual real-life assault and battery). he wouldve done serious damage to someone if hed been allowed to stay.

the guy is a ticking time bomb.
 
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People who are saying that Tay was having a schizo moment are wrong, Trish and Britney were trying to find her shit to fuck with it. Just Tay went full hobo-bag with her possessions. Britney has Trish worked up into a "mean-girls" level frenzy and only the haymaker to the side of the head brought her back to reality. Aside from Danye the men in the house have just been sitting at the bar for hours looking on in disbelief at all the girls having a melt down.
Yea. She prepared quite well for the eventual confrontation of either Trish or Abby fucking with her things
Set up bait for Trish and Abby for after the event
Put all her things into the doghouse.
Attack.
Trish fell for the bait
Trish's retaliatory spergout led to her getting clocked by a walking skeleton.
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I also don't understand why people can't see TJ simping hard for the new girl, it's very obvious he's allied with them, even Tay can smell the beta cuck energy. The last time he took "initiative" like this was he wanted to defend the honor of his fair maiden Taylor then quickly got BTFO by Jimmy.
 
TJ is so fucking cringe. He was always but it's another level.
Such a fucking coomer. any girl that doesn't flee the room tj does his retard grins. He's simping in overdrive for the abby/britney.
No she's not gonna act out one of your disgusting coomer tranny fantasies lubecooch.

It would suck for sam but cracking that retard head rotten egg wide open during the boxing beef challenge would have been so satisfying.
Total TJ death.
Literally the only worst "human" in the tank is dumbgay.
 
It was tragic and funny at the same time. Watching Tay cry while Duanye told TTS to eat his ass and twerked on camera was the simultaneously the most sad, hilarious, and rage-inducing thing I have seen yet on Season 2.
This was simultaneously so frustrating yet hilarious. The kind of crap that keeps me watching.

Also Tai's reactions today have been really good, I loved him S1 but wasn't thrilled about him being brought back indefinitely with no real purpose but I was wrong, he bwoke the fishtank again without doing anything.
 
I'm 100% Schitzo on this, Jet has straight up be sabotaging the show with his ego and weighting things unevenly. He hates any Fish that the community likes and tries to force his preferred babies to be popular.

My fully sourced from 100% pure tin foil beliefs:

- Cryan was Jets favorite.
- The Gator squats were a set up to eliminate Cole, Jet didn't expect Brain to be so weak and they threw out the elimination to save Brian
- Cole was kicked out by Jet and the Wiggers, Sam was lied too
- Jimmy's elimination was real, Sam overruled it seeing the fan reaction, prevented Jet from throwing out another elimination to save Brian
- Jet was legit pissed at Brian's elimination, he can't act, and was blaming the Fish for the other contestants leaving the way they did
- Sam is complicit in pushing Jimmy too far, not settling the Tank down, and not giving firm instructions to the Fish and Wiggers to not further antagonize anyone and let them decompress
- However, Jet ultimately pushed things further after Sam left so that Jimmy would snap and justify his position Brian should of stayed instead.
Are you me? I've had all of these thoughts.

Jet disproportionately messed with Cole with personal TTS, messing with him in person and constant pressure. He had open disdain for Cole and is the primary reason Cole believed he wasn't very popular.
Brian was coddled and propped up by Jet before and after Cole was kicked. I too believe that Jet/Ben told Sam that Cole wanted to go. After the show Cole said that while in the basement he said he didn't want to go and had changed his mind on leaving, presumably referring to earlier in the day when he was mulling it over.

Jimmy was eliminated before being returned. Unfortunately, I don't have a clip of him saying it, but Jimmy was talking to someone in the house and recounted how he was given his phone and began apologizing to his friends for the elimination and was then told that he wouldn't be eliminated after all and had to return his phone. Production (Sam) realized this was a financial mistake and decided to run a poll to get rid of anyone else and at this point Jet could not save Brian.
Jet's upset at the audience was taken out on the fish and he also started messing with Jimmy more afterwards, initially via late night Jet TTS spam. Occasionally you could hear Jet laughing like a moron in the basement laughing at his own TTS. Jimmy wasn't even reacting most of the time as it would be at 4:00AM or 5:00AM.
Jimmy's story also lines up with what he did when properly eliminated last night, he was immediately apologetic online to his friends for failing.

Jimmy's ultimate elimination was preventable. Sam pushed Jimmy too far; Sam recognized this and stabilized him to survive another night. Jet took a stabilized Jimmy and pressed him further via TTS, setting up a conspiracy, informing Jim of the conspiracy (leaving out he's behind it), and encouraging constant harassment. All while relying on Ben and Vance to act as literal body guards for Brittany/Abby and Trish.
Jet and Ben's complacency is what led to the altercation with Brittany/Abby in B2. Jimmy loudly announced "I'll be right back" and walked off right in front of Ben as Vance ran the camera. Jet was joking around with Ben when he told Sam he could take care of Jimmy and that they watched Jimmy every night.

Jet is a short sighted cunt who has resulted in an unknown loss of easy money for Fishtank numerous times in both seasons. If Jet has misled Sam about what's been going on then Sam really needs to put his foot down. I understand Sam may not do that mid-season.
All of this said, Jimmy was never going to win. His purpose was to generate money then get sent off, he generates money by being bullied and being convinced to bully others.


In other news Josie posted a pic with the fabled phone on her Youtube members tab.
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