🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Noble Redditor]

I don't care much for what it looked liked I'd rather know what actually happened

It looked to me like that one bitch was coming at Jimmy with a mallet and Jimmy, in fear of his life, grabbed the mallet from her and politely asked her to calm down. Instead she lunged at him, reaching for something in her pockets so Jimmy, in fear of his life, had no choice but to push her off camera and the mallet slipped out of his hand. Luckily Ben and Vance barged in to pull the bitch off him or else she probably would have killed him.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

It looked to me like that one bitch was coming at Jimmy with a mallet and Jimmy, in fear of his life, grabbed the mallet from her and politely asked her to calm down. Instead she lunged at him, reaching for something in her pockets so Jimmy, in fear of his life, had no choice but to push her off camera and the mallet slipped out of his hand. Luckily Ben and Vance barged in to pull the bitch off him or else she probably would have killed him.

I know this is a joke but you can do better.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

It looked to me like that one bitch was coming at Jimmy with a mallet and Jimmy, in fear of his life, grabbed the mallet from her and politely asked her to calm down. Instead she lunged at him, reaching for something in her pockets so Jimmy, in fear of his life, had no choice but to push her off camera and the mallet slipped out of his hand. Luckily Ben and Vance barged in to pull the bitch off him or else she probably would have killed him.

jimmy clearly said she raised the mallet in a threatening manner. all those schizo babble theories about jimmy assaulting her are retarded, id rather know what actually happened.

 

[CoolFool]

He threw it, it didn't hit her. It's irrelevant. If he wanted to hit her he could have wailed into her for a long time before production got to him. After his explosion, he explicitly tried to distance himself.

I think he did realize too late that this was bad and tried to distance himself at the end, and yeah you're right that it could of been worse if he really wanted it to... but dude, it never should have even gotten to that point in the first place. I don't think it matters if he was trying to hit her and missed or if he wasn't trying to hit her and purposely missed, the crew aren't mind readers. Like how is Jet or anyone suppose to know what his intentions were? Fact is, he escalated the situation way out of hand, and this was after he had already been warned not to throw shit or put his hand on any woman.

 

[Polyboros2]

All of this said, Jimmy was never going to win. His purpose was to generate money then get sent off, he generates money by being bullied and being convinced to bully others.

Yeah, with a Smart Crew they'd be working towards a Shinji vs Tay Finale with Jimmy getting 3rd place. Trish needed to go before all this, and that's getting more and more necessary as the days hours roll by. Give TJ one little run to finally self actualize or he's cut next. Tay and Jimmy were glowing close while Shinji has always been quiet winner. If they could nurture that by propping up Shinji's lead and not setting them up to be antagonistic, I feel like they could of easily orchestrated a solid finale with Shinji going against Tay with Jimmy throwing his support behind her like Brian did to Jimmy before leaving.

At this point, if a wigger passes out in the middle of the night to find out Shinji has smothered all the contestants in their sleep, they deserve it.

 

[DapperShark]

He threw it, it didn't hit her. It's irrelevant. If he wanted to hit her he could have wailed into her for a long time before production got to him. After his explosion, he explicitly tried to distance himself.

He's an unstable, retarded manchild who shoved a 90 pound woman halfway across a room because she broke a $9 toy phone Jet bought on ebay, if you don't undestand how that makes him a liability you're likely as retarded as him.

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

If they could nurture that by propping up Shinji's lead and not setting them up to be antagonistic

theyve done a really bad job of giving shinji anything to work with. the couple times he was given something he fucking ran with it (capture the furniture and capture the food) but theyve shafted him by focusing on the others to his detriment.

 

[No Face]

He's an unstable, retarded manchild who shoved a 90 pound woman halfway across a room because she broke a $9 toy phone Jet bought on ebay, if you don't undestand how that makes him a liability you're likely as retarded as him.

she knew what she was doing.

wind up the retard for several hours then smash his belongings and play the victim. hes not blameless but neither is she, and neither is production for encouraging it.

 

[Jeff Gerstmann]

He's an unstable, retarded manchild who shoved a 90 pound woman halfway across a room because she broke a $9 toy phone Jet bought on ebay, if you don't undestand how that makes him a liability you're likely as retarded as him

Lmao "People's personal PTSD and triggers don't matter if staff abuse them intentionally and they suffer no liability for insigating it."

 

[popnloch ness monster]

He's an unstable, retarded manchild who shoved a 90 pound woman halfway across a room because she broke a $9 toy phone Jet bought on ebay, if you don't undestand how that makes him a liability you're likely as retarded as him.

but it's not just a toy phone, it's Jimmy's
she doesn't just hate toy phones because that's what gets her off, she was breaking it because it was Jimmy's
so the matter becomes are you the sort of person who lets people break their shit or doesn't, simples

 

[Swamp_Donkey]

but it's not just a toy phone, it's Jimmy's
she doesn't just hate toy phones because that's what gets her off, she was breaking it because it was Jimmy's
so the matter becomes are you the sort of person who lets people break their shit or doesn't, simples

this is fishtank. breaking peoples shit is what they do.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

The only thing Jimmy did wrong was lie and pretend it was some kind of self defense afterwards like a coward. Protecting your territory (yeah it was a dumb toy phone, but it was his dumb toy phone) against small meddling women is only natural.

Sure he would've gotten kicked off regardless, but it would've at least been a more dignified exit. I'll bet Sam Hyde would've privately approved.

If only he could've taken and given some of that energy to the TJ guy so he could stop acting like such a fairy.

 

[Dill]

whats that Mr Telephone I should kill the female contestants? ok if you say so

 

[DapperShark]

she knew what she was doing.

wind up the retard for several hours then smash his belongings and play the victim. hes not blameless but neither is she, and neither is production for encouraging it.

Yes, she did what freeloaders are supposed to do which is to fuck with the fish, but yes the wiggers are retarded for letting it get to this point, they should have kicked him when he sperged out at Taylor.

Lmao "People's personal PTSD and triggers don't matter if staff abuse them intentionally and they suffer no liability for insigating it."

Maybe he shouldn't have gone on a show known for fucking with people if some zoomer airhead breaking a toy phone is all it takes to trigger his PTSD, lmao indeed.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

this is fishtank. breaking peoples shit is what they do.

Jimmy's clearly too male-brained to be buck-broken by some crafty bitch, Jet's pathetic ways of inflicting habitual cock and ball torture on him didn't even leave a mark
a man who'd save a toy phone is a man who'd save his brother, he's a hero

 

[trash cat]

I also don't understand why people can't see TJ simping hard for the new girl, it's very obvious he's allied with them, even Tay can smell the beta cuck energy.

I can smell TJ's cuck energy through the screen.

TJ has been thirsting after the new girl (Brittany/Abby) for days, and had been following her around the house all last night

Fortunately Abby is an ugly nasty "user" in the same way TJ is a pathetic simp.

Side note - for those unaware, TJ's rule34 account "lubecooch" included multiple posts about molesting his own daughter.

 

[No Face]

Strike 3 jet....

 

[anliteralidiot]

this is fishtank. breaking peoples shit is what they do.

He took her whole backpack, with all of her personal belongings (including ID, because she didn't know she could keep those in the basement), outside, into the snow. He did this because...? Jet told him she was there to fuck with him? She hadn't done anything malicious when he did that.

He threw Trish's clothes into the toilet, and told her he was going to break her glasses. She broke his ashtray, and she was the planner for the phone beat down.

He's fucking chimpng at females, like always. And he specifically went for the one he knew less.

 

[No Face]

Jimmy won the ultimate consolation prize

jimmy W

 

[Heather Mason 2]

He threw it, it didn't hit her. It's irrelevant. If he wanted to hit her he could have wailed into her for a long time before production got to him. After his explosion, he explicitly tried to distance himself.

Jimmy is the kind of guy to beat his wife into a pulp over nothing

"She ironed my Packers jersey, that bitch knows not to iron my Jersey! I told that stupid retarded bitch never to do that and she did it just to fuck with me!"
"Fucking bitch knows I don't like my peppercorn in my roast I fucking told that retarded cunt over and over again and look what she did!"
"The cunt didn't eat the bread when I told her to she knows not to make me mad!"
"She threw away the $800 ashtray I got from Hoarderman I want that stupid faggot locked up for property damage!"

He immediately finds excuses to threaten and get physical with people smaller and weaker than him over any perceived slight, no matter how small. We're gonna see him on a cop's bodycam video in 15 years

a man who'd save a toy phone is a man who'd save his brother, he's a hero

Jimmy is a coward. The closest he got to fighting with a dude close to his size was calling TJ a faggot after he won their beef. Jimmy would never fight an equal or losing battle