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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The thought the two most mentally ill fish getting together sounds pretty crazy. Imagine Summer crying about being assaulted by Jimmy, while Jimmy claiming that Summer is crazy and lying for attention. You wouldn't know who to believe.
 
idgaf about people trying to ship two mentally damaged people, I want receipts on that claim jet was loudly giggling at his own shitty message spams at 4AM
 
none of these fish are getting a spot on world peace 2 smh
 
I know this is late and retarded but did they ever actually confirm the Shinji has aids thing was a bit? I know they were gonna do a second test and Duanye fucked it up. I'm assuming it was a bit of course, but did they say that out loud? I'm wondering if he still thinks he might have aids.
 
idgaf about people trying to ship two mentally damaged people, I want receipts on that claim jet was loudly giggling at his own shitty message spams at 4AM
If I can scrounge something up I will but it will have to be much later tonight before I can even begin. We're only halfway through so if I catch it again I'll make sure to clip it.
 
I know this is late and retarded but did they ever actually confirm the Shinji has aids thing was a bit? I know they were gonna do a second test and Duanye fucked it up. I'm assuming it was a bit of course, but did they say that out loud? I'm wondering if he still thinks he might have aids.
Judge cured his AIDS with swamp magic, they retested him (after dumye ruined the second test) and it came back negative. Swamp magic ALWAYS works (when it comes to AIDS).
 
I know this is late and retarded but did they ever actually confirm the Shinji has aids thing was a bit? I know they were gonna do a second test and Duanye fucked it up. I'm assuming it was a bit of course, but did they say that out loud? I'm wondering if he still thinks he might have aids.
It was going to be a skit and it required Sam administering the tests but the fish started doing them while the others were being gathered and it broke it. I think the original plan was to have Danye be the aids infested one because that is how it was telegraphed.
 
You can tell the show is in a rough place. TTS is only like $1 at certain times today and we've barely had any posts about whats actually happening in the tank. Also people seem to neglect how much Jet was hyping Abby up, as far as i'm concerned we got Kansas City Shuffled about that "operation fuck with jimmy" mission AND Jimmy was right from the beginning. She was put in the tank to knock Jimmy out, the way she exploited the rules and everything was rigged in her favor was insane last night. Jet and the staff probably made up all the fishtoy bullshit too, everything from the date to jimmy throwing her shit to the gaslighting to her leaving the doghouse to him being thrown out of rooms was all the staff going full tilt against him. Jet's pep talk with her was bullshit too, especially to give to a freeloader. I feel like the distinction between freeloader and fish has evaporated in a way it didn't last season.

Abby in general just seems like a massive troll, all the women freeloaders this season seem to have that mentality, we'll find out they're all world peace s2 cast members i'm sure.
Quick question. If you know he doesn't like peppercorn in the roast then why would put it in. Something isn't adding up.
"well i forgot, i'm just a little girl, thats why i giggle and smirk when i'm nervous"
 
yeah it was getting exponentially worse once he realized he could get away with being a psycho. first the chair with meg (minor), then taylor (borderline), and then brit (actual real-life assault and battery). he wouldve done serious damage to someone if hed been allowed to stay.

the guy is a ticking time bomb.
Pretty sure he also put his hands on Nifty in the kitchen, his behavior kept escalating and the crew didn't do anything about it so he thought he could get away with anything.
 
This is boring as shit. These fish suck. I want to see them attack each other with homemade weapons.

I miss the garage cam from season one.
 
Lmao "People's personal PTSD and triggers don't matter if staff abuse them intentionally and they suffer no liability for insigating it."

Maybe retard shouldn't have spent the last two weeks breaking people's shit including throwing this chick's bag out the second story window if he's so triggered by shit being broken. You sound like an absolute fucking nigger.
 
Tay just slugged Trisha in the face after Trisha instigated it.
Danye didn't notice that Britney defaced every single piece of his clothing yet. People who are saying that Tay was having a schizo moment are wrong, Trish and Britney were trying to find her shit to fuck with it. Just Tay went full hobo-bag with her possessions.

Taytriots...

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I kneel.

Jimmy and Brittany have finished eating. Ben came in and replaced their food with a chessboard. One of the funniest production bits so far. It's in reference to the thing Jimmy has said to her multiple times: "you're a bad chess player"
Tay just showed a written message to the camera: BAD CHESS PLAYERS
 
I know this is late and retarded but did they ever actually confirm the Shinji has aids thing was a bit? I know they were gonna do a second test and Duanye fucked it up. I'm assuming it was a bit of course, but did they say that out loud? I'm wondering if he still thinks he might have aids.
Yeah they did the second test and it came back fully clear.

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Jimmy did nothing wrong
 
A viewer paid for a beef between Tai and Shinji. For the contest, they had to have an argument with each other in their native languages. In the second round, they did the same thing while each of them held a bowl of ramen. They are doing a poll to decide who won.

Edit: The poll was close but Shinji won.
 
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