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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Jimmy being Jimmy and asking Grandma if she'd like some weed. Turns out she's a square!


Jimmy talking about forcefully cleaning stinky people by sounding their urethras. A true sigma chad.
 
Someone reset the "days since kiwifarms is blamed for something that kiwis dindu" to 0!
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Yeah I'm seeing a bunch of people saying "RIP Jimmy" on the Twitter hashtags but there's been zero proof that it's real other than someone saying "trust me bro". Did have to laugh at them trying to blame KF.

For the record though, so far from what I've seen most people aren't falling for this and are asking for proof. It seems to be a handful of individuals trying to push this while most retweets are saying it's fake.
 
Guys I have personal information about Jimmy. About a day ago he called me and told me that he had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton. I have no idea if this is related.
 
I've already been leaning into this opinion for a while now, but this whole Fishtank thing has kind of solidified it for me: Sam Hyde is a huge faggot (butt stuff with Jet 💯) and World Peace 2 would be better off as strictly the Nick & Charls show. Sam has always been the least funny of the three of them and all this sneaky emotional-manipulation bitch shit is very homosexual.

Edit: He's not your Dad and he's never going to tell you that he's proud of you.
 
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aromatic said:
Hmm yeah why kick off entirely and instead have isolation. Cell for one
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they should have a nearby room or apartment and when they kick someone off they get locked in the room for a few days and are still on cams with tts, they could be allowed phone/inet though, as it wont affect the rest of the tank.
you could even make it like the Stanford prison experiment where they have some way of fucking with the fish that fucked them over, while sam in a lab coat tells them to do shit, or asks them how they want the remaining fish fucked with.
it would keep a sperg like jimmy creating content from the safety of his padded cell, and allow them to continue milking tts for a few more days, filling the boring days after a stressful elimination.
 
grapeshark77 said:
It seems like they had a list of ideas and threw them all out at once - I still don't know the point of the 70's house or the wardrobes. Jet was referencing performance artists in tweets and I'm not seeing it.
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I think there's this unspoken expectation that a bunch of dysfunctional Zoomies understand that they're there for a 45 day long Improv comedy workshop/prison camp where one of the main sources of entertainment is figuring out what's real emotion and human reaction and what's a bit because the boundaries aren't clear to anyone, not the audience, not the hosts/producers, not even to the fish themselves due to the stress aspects. I could kind of see that in them selecting Simmons due to the UCB experience he claimed which fell flat because he just took a class and really was too autistic/FOB to actually get improv comedy.

The thing is, what they're expecting out of the fish would be really fucking difficult even if they understood that what they were participating in was some sort of high concept comedy art masked as politically incorrect slapstick instead of overly online Zoomer Big Brother, or worse yet, a prolonged meet and greet for fanboys and fangirls of MDE. These kids can't even understand that they have to be funny and entertaining in a real way, much less carry shit from very vague premises. They treat the challenges like they're solely challenges to be completed at face value with points that matter and a rational elimination system and handling instead of a scuffed as fuck chance at physical comedy, prop comedy, or just making entertaining comments under the guise of a reality show. They're treating the downtime between challenges and producer bits to do jack shit rather than work their own bits. Hell, the only people doing anything are hyper-reactive tards, schizos and niggers and we've seen where that leads to in both seasons.

Jet needs to realize that a bunch of kids can't do this on their own without being subtly coached throughout the process and he needs to step up, plan, organize and communicate clearly. He should not be involved in gaslighting or direct involvement in bits because the cast needs a lodestone that gives clear "word of God" direction when needed. In short, he needs to be like how Vance and Josie have been carrying themselves this season. He isn't even fucking funny anyways, so it would be a net positive. Sam needs to realize that not everyone is him and can just pull funny shit out of their ass at moment's notice contingent on the situation around them, and that even with the tons of practice and clear goals that he has, he still falls flat a lot.
 
apa gapa said:
This is the camping arc all over again, even Simon is there and the plumbing being all fucked
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Fun fact: Jet on stream said his favorite part of the show as far as writing and "feel of the show" was the camping challenge. Once again showing Jet fundamentally does not understand what made his own show good. The camping challenge is pretty well agreed upon to be the least interesting part of the show (I might be wrong on this but I think it also had the lowest viewership) and the lowpoint of season 1.
 
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Da R00D D00D said:
Agreed completely. Crew does a bad problem of spreading out content of fish. Instead of being fishtank it becomes The Cole Show or The TJ Show or The Jimmy Show, etc. That's not to say other fish can't create content but that the crew tries to make everything revolve around one fish. Not only does it push these fish to their fucking limits and gets them kicked out but it also prevents other fish from shining, it's more rare for a fish to make content by themselves without the crew pushing them or having other people push them to do shit so when the crew is trying to rile up one specific fish, the others aren't really doing much unless it's just a plain task of doing something to the star fish.
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This is the exact reason I sorta think Shinji is cool, but since it's never been The Shinji Show, I'm just stuck thinking he's sorta cool and can't get invested beyond that. You could argue that he's not the most entertaining fish if he only does one cool thing a day, but what the fuck is he supposed to do when production spends all their time messing with Cole/Jimmy/TJ/whatever freeloader got added recently and he's given no missions, no motivation to do anything besides relax on the couch, especially when he's seen fish after fish get eliminated for doing too much and eventually getting kicked off/quitting.
 
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